What Is The Most Mlg Move You Have Done In Real Life

I smoked pot with my friends that's like the most mlg thing ever, also
i once played tf2 all night and got a 40 ks on solly
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2 0-death strings w/ Shulk in SSB4, ended in a JV3.

 

m00d m00s1c ^

0n3 tiem me waz blazin with me meth teachr and me scrub m8s when out of no wher came spoderman who stoll all the w33d so i grabed me quickscope model 420bl4z3it 5up3r 5h00t3r and r3kt thet scrub, his quickscoping skills wer no match for me dank bl4sts of dogenes. 5udd3nly shrek appeered out of the dew and star ted 2 rekted, so me m8s soot3d up with our d0rito gun3s and proc33d3d 2 fill his dank nostr1ls with cl4ss1c m3m3s.

But 1t was 4ll divrsion, shr3k was an ag3nt of luminarty, and they swiggity sw00tied in from behinde us and turn3d me m8s into luminarty soldi3rs. Just wen all hop wuz lo5t I pull3d 0ut the legendairy blunt of sn00p d0ge and bl4zed it so hard thet the intire room wuz filled with dank gr33n sm0k, ins1de wh1ch i drew me sw4g 360 SNOOPer roflmao r1fle and headsh0tted 69 luminarties and nutsh0tted 21 campers.

Up0n see1ng me sw4g skillz, the king of th3 luminarty tried 2 run, but me was 2f4st5him, and i fill3d his lower left p1nkie tow with Mountain D3w. Afterwords me m8s had 4n mlg sleep 0v3r wher3 a pa1r of dank sungl4ss3s descended on me head as i prayed for gaben to thank h1m for the liffe ive bin given, "G4ben is love" i say, "Gaaben is life"

And that me m8s is the 2true5u MLG t4l3 of XxX_OrientDeezNutsGamer369_XxX

 

1 tiem i was blazin it with me m8s in silvrfish dungoon an i r3kt them in 1v1 cod blak opz 69420, dose skrubs got r3kt. den i got bak on wyncraft and i waz ban 4 2 much swag by this **** right here: Broettinger. dis kid gut nu sw3g an shud get demote. he is an fagit wit no w33d to smok, he c4nt even blaz it with his m8s. cya nubs -xXxX___sw3g_FaZexXxOptc_yolo_X__xXx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

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I managed to hit the person infront of me by trowing a fake item box in mariokart ds.

Good luck trying to do that.

 

also i am 360420 /420 - all of the above in the polls and all replies in the section that means i am the ruler of all clans and society's

 

- I successfully brought pizza into the house secretly without anyone in the house notice .
- Wreck opponent entire pokemon team with only one remaining
- I swallow an ice cream cone whole , yes with the hard bread part too .

This is all done in one afternoon

 

I played skywars.

And I allahu akgar'd people.

 

4 players with Diamonds armours were fighting in skywars, i was right above them, i put some tnt, Activate, killed 2 of them, then goes Down, and kill all of them, i was Waiting them fighting untill they hearts goes low,

and my friend ( CitizenHero ) died because of falling to The void

( Skywars Insane Mode HighPickale )
P.S: i got 6 kills GG

 

I've won almost every round of Nether Arena in Wynncraft... with my mage.
And don't even get me started on my Wizard Fortress killstreaks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

I M LIVING
I 369 NOSCOPE SMOK W33D 4 BREKFEST
MEH RIL NAIM IZ
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PPL CAL ME HAXOR EVERTIM CUZ I SM0K3 W33D ON TH0S3 SKRUBS
IM MOAR MLG DEN DAT CAT



Now, for real, won 5 games of Skywars, and got the most kills IN A ROW!

 

I chucked a glass cup as hard as I could (Why not) and it hit a bird in the air. No joke. I'm serious.
My friends were there at the time, and we were all like,


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

 

My nemesis (Junett) punched me for no reason,
I punch him back,
He fell down
It turns to a battle
Kicked him
Didn't relised i kicked his balls
K.O.
Srsly,
He cried
Omg WTF
What a noob
Well i learnt my kick from video Games
Tried it to him
But my kick is too low
An unexpected critical hit

Another one

Some how my luck revenges The weak bullyer
He slapped my head
He runs
And accidentally hits a door

Another One

My Nemesis (Junett) Keeps pushing me
I pull him and then push him
Then he hits a Teacher
I ran into The crowd and finally escaped

I Swear all of these stories were real

 

Realized that this thread is pointless bullshit.

 

Got cancer from these replies

I got uppercut by a musical instrument today if that counts

 

Playing a game of DvZ. Nisovin launched me into the air as a wither skeleton, did a 360, and shot him, all in midair.

 

I havn't quite died yet, so I guess thats pretty good.

Spoiler: Long-ish copy pasta

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

 

Scrub walks up to me and say's "WHAT ARE THOSE" im like their new jays... (Dat scroob had old brown shoes lol) I 360 420 blazed sw3g yoloed him and said "WHAT ARE THOSE" no response.

#2 of mmm ler gee. One time i was playing some wynncraft fighting the C.O.W Half hearts sureley i was gunna die. Untill i was saved. When i was teleporting away My friend came in and scared the s*it out of me. I slammed into the keyboard and it did heal spell when it had JUST enough mana to do so then i killed him.

#3 best by far 11/10. One time i was On Bo2 and doing trickshots. Untill final kill... 2520! that's 7 360's (I had my sensitivity real high) HEADSHOT FINAL KILL BUT IT DOESENT STOP THERE. The killcam was great! Reaction = 19/1. The next round i got 12 trickshots! 7 headshot noscopes 5 quickscopes. den i dieded and i was like HELL YEAH IMA GUNA TELL MAH FRIENDS BOUT DIS LOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOL.

 

Blind luckshot from ~40 blocks in a game of Mineplex Dominate.

And 360 noscoped the Post Reply button today.