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Wynncraft Yo Mama Jokes!

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by HardyTheDude, Sep 30, 2015.

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  1. HardyTheDude

    HardyTheDude Semi-dead VIP

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    Post All your Wynn-related yo mama jokes here!

    Yo mama so fat ,Gavel can't fit her!

    Yo mama so stupid ,the King of Ragni gave her a map of herself!
     
    HardyTheDude, Sep 30, 2015
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    ShadowMage1 Seraph of Twilight CHAMPION

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    Yo Mama's so POOR.

    That when she finally got a Mythic weapon, she SOLD IT!
     
    ShadowMage1, Sep 30, 2015
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    yotamdin Is actually a cute anime girl in real life VIP

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    YO Mama is so stupid

    She says 'I rek u' to a level 75
     
    yotamdin, Sep 30, 2015
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    Bio Father of Class Builds Section VIP+

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    YO mamas so stupid, she forgot to tell you this should be in Nemracts bar!
     
    Bio, Sep 30, 2015
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    sjuka_legogubbar Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Yo mama is so fat that she takes up 10 slots in a party

    Yo mama is so lost that she cant get out of "Spawn" (where you spawn at lvl 1)
     
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    sjuka_legogubbar, Sep 30, 2015
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  6. Terezi_Pyrope

    Terezi_Pyrope Wynn's #1 Daemon|Holder of the WynnNomicon

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    Nemracts bar? nemracts bar. yeah this should be in nemracts bar
     
    Terezi_Pyrope, Sep 30, 2015
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    Redgodzilla The Elder CHAMPION

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    Yo mama so stupid, she ate the corrupted potato because someone in Detlas told her she'd get 10 stacks of LE if she did.
     
    Redgodzilla, Sep 30, 2015
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  8. Feasgar'Ciaradh

    Feasgar'Ciaradh Nailed it!

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    Yo Mama do you have seen my Skin Piercer. I NEED IT!
     
    Feasgar'Ciaradh, Sep 30, 2015
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  9. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth all of my jokes are cries for help

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    yo mama so bad at games she tried to fistfight everything because "a stick isn't a viable weapon"
     
    Labyrinth, Sep 30, 2015
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  10. Electro_Shooter

    Electro_Shooter Proud of have a computer to post this.

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    upload_2015-9-30_21-36-53.jpeg is a stick but with a part of metal
     
    Electro_Shooter, Sep 30, 2015
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  11. Zelefant

    Zelefant wizard fortress will return one day HERO

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    Yo mama so ugly, she went to the roots of corruption and cleared it before she even got there.
     
    Zelefant, Sep 30, 2015
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    shaharcoolmen SHsuperCM

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    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT THE DEVELOPERS HAD TO MAKE A SECOND OCEAN UPDATE!
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    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT THE DEVELOPERS HAD TO MAKE A THIRD OCEAN UPDATE!
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    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT THE DEVELOPERS HAD TO MAKE A FORTH OCEAN UPDATE!
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    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT THE DEVELOPERS HAD TO BUY MORE DISK SPACE FOR WYNNCRAFT TO MAKE THE MAP BIGGER!
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    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD MINIMAP MOD JUST TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF HER!
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    i got alot of these
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    sry
     
    shaharcoolmen, Sep 30, 2015
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    ultirekt Insane and is somehow addicted to Wynncraft VIP+

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    yo mama so fat bob and death could not hold up the weight!
     
    ultirekt, Sep 30, 2015
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    The_1st_Reshiram Travelled Adventurer

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    Yo mama's so fat, she IS the mages meteor!
     
    The_1st_Reshiram, Sep 30, 2015
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  15. Stoker

    Stoker The only remaining scarfblob

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    I'm sorry but what?
     
    Stoker, Sep 30, 2015
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    HardyTheDude Semi-dead VIP

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    Bumpity bump bump
     
    HardyTheDude, Oct 2, 2015
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    n4ver ) VIP+

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    Yo Mama so soon, salted would be proud
     
    n4ver, Oct 2, 2015
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  18. ShadowMage1

    ShadowMage1 Seraph of Twilight CHAMPION

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    Yo Mama's so STUPID!
    That when she goes on the forums, she keeps posting the same thread asking when Gavel comes out when the answer is "SOON"!
     
    ShadowMage1, Oct 2, 2015
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    koko_bean Well-Known Adventurer

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    Yo mama's so FAT her folds make up the EMERALD LABYRINTH

    Yo mama's so FAT her teleport spell won't even get her past her belly button
     
    koko_bean, Oct 4, 2015
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  20. flip

    flip Chef HERO

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    Yo Mama So Fat

    That when Gavel was realeased no one could get in
     
    flip, Oct 5, 2015
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