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Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Jamer_theGamer, Sep 29, 2015.

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  1. Jamer_theGamer

    Jamer_theGamer CraftedCitizen VIP+

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    A guy walks into a bar

    "Ow", he said

    It was an iron bar.
     
    Jamer_theGamer, Sep 29, 2015
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    HardyTheDude Semi-dead VIP

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    Hueheuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
     
    HardyTheDude, Sep 29, 2015
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  3. Riesenkalmar

    Riesenkalmar sfdhdfhsdgds VIP+

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    Crathy Creator of Awesomeness VIP+

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    Dude1: The killer whale is the biggest predator of the oceans!

    Dude2: No, it's not?!

    Dude1: C'mon your mom is not that fat...
     
    Crathy, Sep 29, 2015
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    FAZu 6 digit ping guy CHAMPION

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    Yo mama is su fat, when you're in home, she said she's 10 Km from ur home, when u go out, u can see her stomach
     
    FAZu, Sep 29, 2015
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  6. Violet Knight

    Violet Knight Aspiring front-end developer

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    Wenn ist das nohs stock, get un sloggermeier? Ja, feierhund das öder der flipperweld gespuht.
    Dies
    Two peanuts were walking down the streat. One was assaulted... peanut
    Doesn't die
     
    Violet Knight, Sep 29, 2015
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  7. Shadowolfy

    Shadowolfy I didnt do shieeet

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    What do you call a noodle? An Impasta!
     
    Shadowolfy, Sep 29, 2015
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  8. Shadowolfy

    Shadowolfy I didnt do shieeet

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    i got another joke cause im funny: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go. :D
     
    Shadowolfy, Sep 29, 2015
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    Fangiii Twinsies with Kurumiii | Fan of Gяιмм VIP+

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    What do you call a messed up steak?
    A mis"steak".
    Haha... ha... I'm not funny...
     
    Fangiii, Sep 29, 2015
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    TrashcanMan Hello I am here

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    If you get a guy in a dark alley to draw you a picture in pencil, is it a sketchy sketchy drawing?
    A man fell into a pit of iron spikes while attempting to avoid stepping on a nail. Police determined this to be "iron-y irony."
     
    TrashcanMan, Sep 29, 2015
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    roboblock93 its a me CHAMPION

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    Did you hear that joke about the unicycle race? It was WHEELY funny!
     
    roboblock93, Sep 30, 2015
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  12. The_1st_Reshiram

    The_1st_Reshiram Travelled Adventurer

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    My life. (JK)
     
    The_1st_Reshiram, Sep 30, 2015
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    Kanye4President VOTE FOR KANYE IN 2020

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    Bio Father of Class Builds Section

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    Bio, Oct 1, 2015
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    captainganon God of k | Derpalope VIP+

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    Corcustos Selfish? How Much? CHAMPION

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    Gavel's release date.
     
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    Cruuk yopyop HERO

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  18. Troll4ever31

    Troll4ever31 Designed to be a moron.

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    2 people met on an empty street, then one took out a knife and said:
    Hand me your money!
    The other then said:
    Never!
    Then he got stabbed, the robber took all his money and he died because of his massive blood loss.

    I think i just beat the germans in having the worst humor ever.
     
    Troll4ever31, Oct 2, 2015
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