How Would You Assasinate Your Enamy

I'd trow them on the ground, and stand on their neck so they'll suffocate.
Or i'd get an axe and split their head in half.

I think about killing people all the time.

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You forgot the 8 tabs playing the crazy bus title screen theme 10 hour version, how dare you!

 

Lets spice it up a bit.

 

i reckon 20 tabs of that too would do the job

 

Hooo God I have been waiting for a thread like this
I would pin them down and drive a spike through their hand, before slowly cutting their forehead open. I would leave it so they were still alive, and do this for legs/arms. Then I would pour salt into the cuts. I would put burning sticks in their hand and spread burning ashes across the body. Finally I'd leave them there for a minute or two before stabbing them in the heart.

 

Push em into a intergalactic portal to death
Oh you meant by realistic. stab em

 

Vanish/Multihit
and thats irl

 

2 words: barbed arrows.

 

Hmm... Let me list them out.

-Climb into their house and stab them
-Throw a laptop at them
-Poke them in both eyes and stabbing a stake through their body
-Hit them hard
-Hit them soft to make them faint, then step on where their lungs are
-Get an axe a cut off their head
-Make them eat a book containing poison
-Make them eat poison
-Push them into lava
-Drown them in a dumpster

I'm evil.

 

With horrible spelling

 

Realistically, if this were to happen, I would probably just freak out and not do anything.

 

1.Doing Something like that:

2.And That:

Absolutely Abso-fricking-lutely!

 

Cut his/her estremities, go to the hospital, Try to save her/his life, if She/he is alive and say me "thanks"
i take him/her i throw it into a car take all the gas and burn it slowly

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:3

 

I'd tell them how explosions are made.
It'll blow their mind.

 

KAH-MAE KAH-MAE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Infinite maths class.

 

How would I kill my enamy? Well, first I would tear his skull out, nail it on my wall, rip his organs out, make a stew out of the organs, then give the stew to his cat.

I would kill me ENEMY by shooting them.

 

Do it Deadpool style.

 

shoot enemy with a sedative dart

take him to cellar​

wait till he wakes up

daze him​

put plugs in my ears​

put on this music​

cut off all limbs​

sit back in chair​

sip tea​

maintain eye contact​

wait till he bleeds out​

he ded​

sell enemy's corpse to necrophiles​

 

Have them watch Boku no Pico for the rest of their life

Only God can help him after all that suffering

 

I will grab his head and have a very hard grip and start smashing his face into the wall and suffocate him