Make A Mildly Coherent Neverending Story!

So, do what the title says.
dude 1: "i did yoga"
dudette 1: "I interrupted with a shotgun, twerp."
dude 2: "I retreated to mu bunker to find my lazer cannon."
dudette 2: "Luckily, I already grabbed it."
Doesn't matter how long it is.

Dravern was in the middle of a heated Pokemon battle. His masquerain was facing the crap that is Landorus Therian. Masquerain used Quiver Dance, and readied a Baton Pass. The red sash on it's forehead was it's hope to get through. The Landorus used Stone Edge, almost knocking out masquerain, but the red sash left it at one HP. Masquerain released the baton pass to the now sent out Feraligatr, but shortly after, a Palkia burst through space and time, swatting the Landorus away like a fly. Shortly after, Dialga, chasing after it, comes through the same way.

 

But suddenly, Giratina killed everyone.
ded

 

Then the iloominate comes and drags their bodys into a helicopter then throws them in the middle of the ocean and Girantina gets captured by ash faggotface.

 

Feraligatr woke up from the terrible dream... He has had these horrid dreams before. Something tells him he's started a terrible thread...

 

Feraligatr soon went out to find the Iloominati

 

The Iloominati, not to be mistaken for the Illuminati, bumps some old, terrible thread on some forum site.