How Would You Assasinate Your Enamy

So imagine your a master hit-man and you realize your nemesis is on your hit list. How would you take him out?

Id'e shoot a portal above him and below him and walk off.

 

I dunno.... maybe use my meteor strike?

 

/kill @e[type=Enamy]

 

360noscope
doritos and mtn dew ftw

 

same

 

Uh .. .. probably something like this :

1 - Feed enemy his/her favorite food
2 - Feed again until he/she throw up
3 - Contain puke in a bowl
4 - Brush enemy teeth
5 - Force drink orange juice
6 - Stuff enemy nose with garlic
7 - Force feed puke from bowl
8 - Tape enemy Mouth with duck tape
9 - Tape a few more on top
10 - Watch as enemy stare in horror while enemy slowly suffocate
11 - If enemy survive , push enemy into a pit of Honey and watch them suffocate in stickiness .

 

I'd assassinate my enamy with the power of typos!

 

DISCLAIMER: If you can't handle racist jokes and dislike the fact that I'm making fun of a stereotype, then don't read this.

Spoiler: Method of Assassination

ALLAHU AKBAR

 

DISCLAIMER: Possibly graphic, try to use my mind....

Spoiler: Method of Assassination

I would hunt down my target and stalk them for a week... Then I will start putting pentagrams all around his house, work place, car, and friends houses, cars, and work places....
After doing this enough so that he starts getting scared to leave his house. I will then start putting pentagrams inside his house and write with blood on the walls. Then he would most likely be hiding in his house all the time. So late at night I start to draw satanic things on his walls and then move things around his house.... Then start banging on a wall to wake him up and hide. I then jump out and knock him out, drag him to my car and take him to my own home where I leave him in a specialy made pit in my basement where almost no light is reached and I slowly starve him. All the while I torture him.... After doing this for weeks I knock him out and drive him out into a creepy forest and break his legs and let him free in the forest at night... If he still lives I shoot him with a sniper rifle...

This is not as dark as I thought it would be....

 

Run in there.

Get a giant stick and knock them out.

Tie them up to a chair.

Get my friend that likes to cut people to come over with a knife.

Let him torture the victim.

Come back in the room and decapitate the victim via Shoryuken with knife in hand.


Woo that got bloody quick.

 

Force Him To Watch Foxy X Chica. Boy I'm Evil.

 

Make my worst enemy watch The Nyan Cat video 48 hours straight. No food. No drinks. Just Nyan Cat.


Oh gosh wow just look at that ^^^ i can finally see how evil my dark side is... I can be so cruel... Wow...

 

1.) Take A Sniper
2.) Shoot him
3.) Done

This is just really cruel.
This is like a little taste of hell.

 

Throwing dagger with gloves on. If I had a bow and arrow, uhh, good enough.

 

Actually, scratch that last one....

I'll tie them to a chair....

Make them watch this video on max volume with headphones on


While having SkydoesMinecraft and PewdiePie videos on another tab, also with max volume

Also have SammyClassicSonicFan on another tab, again with max volume


While having this video on yet another tab, of course with max volume. (warning, its VERY high pitched, its only silent for the first few seconds)


Oh yeah, I'll also have 20 tabs open, all dedicated to 20 different screamers

I'd also have this on 5 tabs. (Warning, if its not obvious to you enough, its loud)


Oh yeah, I almost forgot SuperMinecraftKid!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUTXCm-AeXZkASBns1cfCMw

All of these things will keep repeating in their headphones, while long needles slowly go into every part of their body, including the eyes and the mouth.....

While I laugh, and laugh, and laugh.........

 

I'll just 360 No-Scope my target's ass off with an Illuminati bullet while eating Doritos and Mountain Dew.

 

Well, first I'd use a magic relocater cannon to get past the forcefield, use Windboots to leap over the wall, take out the sentries with a few arcane bolts, and-

Oh, wait. He's just in a house?

I'd burn the house down

rip in pizza fortress infiltration

 

Find his house
Move random things in his house around just a little bit
Send him a letter telling him I'm coming for him
Carve some threats into his walls
Drag a knife across his throat one night
Repeat until he goes insane
Wait until he commits suicide
Take his body to my second-worst enemy's house, get him framed for the murder

 

these are the steps i would do

1
sneak into there house with a card board box (MGS reference!)
2
destroy there technology
3
kill them

 

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