Lock In

In this you are locked in a room, you have 2 items that exist in the real world of your choice, how will you escape?

Example:
I have a saw and a wooden table
I cut the table in two, and but the two halves together, making a hole
I place the hole on the wall and climb out

 

I use time and my hands. I wait in the room for thousands of years, letting the lock degrade. Eventually, it will become sufficiently worn down that I can simply shove open the door with my hands, letting me escape.

 

Gg

 

I guess you could say you had time on your hands

 

I use a rocket launcher to blast the door open. Simple, done, no faffing about.

 

Easy, I can do with one. (About 3% percent chance of working but still)

Stand Arrow myself

Use stand to get me out.

3% percent to work, all of the time

EDIT: Real World Item huh? Whoops then....
Chainsaw and a check with a lotta money registered to myself

 

Very easy I wear a kool top hat and then start smashing the door with a large as hecc hammer

 

I use a key?
Since you didn't specify how I was locked in.
O, and 15 Billions dollars. Those be my two items.
for future use. <3

 

I have a computer (full battery charge) and also a wifi router (also full battery).

I then use my computer to hire someone to break down the door on the internet and then play Wynncraft as I wait for the person to come and break down the door.