Boss Fight Game

Okay.

You are taking a relaxing nature walk after that difficult boss fight, skipping and singing and eating sandwiches. But suddenly, two small, pink imps with wings appear. They let out a loud cackle, and snap their fingers. You are suddenly transported to a meadow with pink and red heart-shaped trees, pink rivers, pink rocks, a giant pink castle with a heart on top, and winged hearts flying around. Suddenly, a winged man holding a bow appears, laughing.

“Why, hello there, so kind of you to join me! Let me introduce myself. I am the one and only — Cupid! The god of love? Perhaps you’ve heard of me? Anyway, I came across you rowdy looking group of young fellows in my magic vision, and I couldn’t help but wonder what you all were doing. You’ve got weapons, so I suppose you’re fighters. Right?”

 

"Yep, we're fighters alright! But, why did you take us here?"

 

"As you can see. But what would a god, like you, possibly need from us, warriors?"

 

“Well, I wanted to have a little fun, of course! It’s Valentine’s Day, so why not have a party?“

 

"Well, I suppose a small party wouldn't hurt, though this all seems a little... odd. What do my other fellow warriors think?" @Phantom Skylaar @Tsutomu @Deceleration
@H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y

 

Ew love, beat him up

 

As long as there's no... strange things involved, sure I guess.

 

What do you do, punch him?

 

Ight let me just find a mind control scroll

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Eat his flesh and gain the power of ruining friendships

 

Tsu, please no, lets just have fun at the party :)
But if Cupid does summon a monster or attack us, then you should absolutely beat him up

 

I concur with @Phantom Skylaar .

 

@Tsutomu @Deceleration
You still wanna attack him?

 

Persuade him to give me the power of mind control

 

facepalms loudly

 

Why? I am clearly planning on an insta kill attack if I get mind control

 

Let the big one handle this, ok? If you try and do that, Cupid will instakill YOU.

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Also, you're a healer :)

 

No I am the spark of conflict

 

How about we be calm for once, and not try and start a battle where we could all get killed

 

“Wonderful, wonderful! Wait—DID YOU SAY ODD? HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY—sorry. I get a little angry sometimes.”

“Mind control? I don’t have the power of mind control. Only the power of love!”

You punch him.
“WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! IMPS, KICK THIS FOOL OUT OF MY REALM! I DON’T WANT PARTY POOPERS IN MY REALM!”
Multiple imps start flying towards you.

 

I stand in front of Tsu and give the imps a death glare, but not to Cupid. Then I say, "Stop, she didn't mean it, we just fought an evil golem and so she's a little wound up"