Blaming Npcs

So, as many of you don't know, I like to blame random NPC's. Don't ask why. So, I decided to make a thread where people can post who they blame. If you do blame somebody, give a reason why. If your post is funny, then I'll like it. Here are some examples:
I blame Nohno for making Lab N
I blame Dodegar for making us grind
I blame Rodoroc's King for killing the innocent Doguns
I blame Fruma's queen for not opening the gate
So, you get the idea. Here are some rules:
1. Don't use any of my examples
Ehhh.. I can't think of any other rules. One more thing. I would do a contest on who can come up with the funniest statement, but I can't think of a good prize to give.

 

I blame Nohno for making Lab N.

 

Nohno probably did make Lab N.

 

I specifically said not to use any of my examples...

 

Well, you're not our dad.

 

Well, I blame Dodegar for that. #blamedodegar2017

 

WELL I BLAME YOU FOR NOT FUCK

 

I blame enzan's brother for singlehandedly holding up the powder industry

 

I blame the Orange Wybel for all evil and pain in the world.

 

I blame Ferndor for taking my abysso galoshes :(

 

I blame Kelight for all the crap that happened in the old laggy days.

 

I blame King Burtan for letting the fire get everywhere in Thanos. RIP glass cannon archers (me).

 

I soo agree with this

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You do know that AB are crap compared to sodeta boots right?

 

I blame Death for our deaths

 

I think Rodoroc is worse. I lost count of how many times I died in the lava there. Yet another reason to blame Rodoroc's King

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Which one, the boss in ToA or the guy in beyond the grave?

 

Why not both?

 

......true, so true

 

I blame the caravan driver for my Wynn addiction.

 

I blame Corkus for keeping the Corkus meme alive

 

Me too

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I agree