This is Doctor Flubby, in the house, currently prescribing a XavierEXE with 72 hours of outdoor physical activity. Failure to stick to regular daily dosage can result in the skin becoming whiter than imaginable, the inability to make rational decisions without making a reference to a drug you've never done and more.
heh
outside
nice joke
also I'm actually pretty tan and I can make rational decisions just fine
mind you
my rational decisions aren't very good
but they're still rational
in my insane little world
Should your son refuse to comply with any instructions, I'd recommend nailing him to a wood cross, in the fashion of a crucifixion, and leaving him on the roof, with a laptop just out of his reach. It should make him give up attempting to reach the dark place known as the Internet.
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