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Both turtles and tacos come in soft and hard shell versions.

Red ball caps will forever have an irreversible stigma attached to them.

A majority of the people have probably never touched a living bird.

Every pizza is a mushroom pizza if you wait long enough.

Paparazzi are stalkers that are encouraged to stalk famous people.

All men at a bar, either straight or gay, hope that any other good-looking men there are gay.

Sheet music is recipes for songs.

We’re not informed whether ¨scraping the bottom of the barrel¨ is inside the barrel, or under it.

Goldilocks was basically an entitled burglar.

By being pessimistic, you’re either always right or pleasantly surprised.

Trying to intentionally lose at rock paper scissors is the same as trying to win.

The Human Centipede is a film about dietary multilevel marketing.

Michigan is a landlocked state while it simultaneously has one of the longest coastlines.

Ears are smoke detector detectors.

Dreams and deja vu are our minds syncing up with parallel versions of ourselves.

By inventing robots we brought the requirement of captchas upon ourselves.

goats are just sheep with a g

Muffins are bald cupcakes.

Insurance is a form of gambling whereby a player only wins when they lose.

There is an exact level of talent in which drawing a cock and balls goes from vandalism to art.