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The minions served Napoleon, so it is very likely they participated in or supported the transatlantic slave trade.

Used tampons could be sold to vampires as tea bags.

Based on their clothing purchasing habits and frequency, the average man is way ‘greener’ than the average woman.

Video games characters have more skin texture than Instagram models.

By opting to be an organ donor you guarantee you’ll never accidentally be buried alive.

A one really bad day can ruin your entire life, but one really good day almost never fixes your entire life.

Chilli peppers are hot to discourage mammals from eating them, but we eat them because of it.

Once you’re married, it is legally and socially acceptable to have sex with a family member.

Keys in games are used to unlock things, rarely to lock them.

Someone’s great-grandmother may have given Al Capone syphilis.

We intentionally put colonies of fungi in our dough to capture their farts so our bread can be fluffy.

1:31 PM is a palindrome in 12 and 24-hour format.

A chicken that eats its own eggs is either a cannibal, a pervert, or both.

Driving in the city is PvP driving, and driving in the country is PvE driving.

Astronauts have the longest commute of any profession.

Buying vegetables, removing the edible part, throwing it out, and keeping the skin for decoration is weird unless it’s a pumpkin.

The number of spouses who breastfeed off of their pregnant wives is not zero.

The British Museum is an international lost and found.

Mario Kart is likely the most kid-friendly game where you can throw bombs in an airport.

A golf cart is a sports car.