Swimming_Pool

coughing is equivilent to crunchy breathing

happy christmas and hope everyone gets a nice bottle of mayonnaise for christmas

snakes are just living spaghetti noodles that must be cooked in order to be consumed

the frightochondria is the haunted house of the cell

bathtubs are just reverse boats

nothing will mess people up as much as the realization that theres no reason that the alphabet needs to be in the order

ㄒ卄乇　千卂匚ㄒ丨ㄖ几丂．．．

"on a scale of 1 to 10" pretty hecking bold of some people to assume that i can count

hail satan rain satan snow satan come join the dark side today

BIRTHDAY

does a straw have 1 hole or 2 holes

Pour up

when life gives you lemons you h

Reeeeeeee

sword is short for swear word

if 666 is an evil number then 25.8069758011279 would be the root of all evil

Confused about nosemouth of selvut? here u go https://i.gyazo.com/d158717c2cf28f6ddf0c4ed5a3e08938.png

loving the road to dern update thats out now

when life gives you onions make o n i o n a d e

some ppl want craftedmovie back while im still mad that craftedbonus is also gone