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Salkasm
Last Activity:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
Joined:
Apr 9, 2016
Messages:
1,820
Likes Received:
4,538
Trophy Points:
164
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
Location:
Switzerland
Occupation:
Chemist

Salkasm

Bathtub Mermaid, Male, 24, from Switzerland

Staff Member Moderator HERO

Thank you @Toy__ for my 2000th ban. Toy is gone. Feb 24, 2019

Salkasm was last seen:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
    1. Aya
      Aya
      the haircut doe
      1. YYGAYMER and Salkasm like this.
    2. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      *Steals both stage 5/6 boss places*
      *Proceeds to go through PC-98 border*
      *Becomes hidden chracter*

      What a god


      *MASTER SPARK BUT BETTER*
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    3. Aya
      Aya
      happy new year 23 hours late!
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Thanks to you too^^
        Jan 1, 2019
    4. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      Happy new year
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Happy new year to you too^^
        Dec 31, 2018
        LuckyPatch11 likes this.
    5. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Happy new year :D
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Happy new year to you too^^
        Dec 31, 2018
        Bear_Force likes this.
    6. Wade
      Wade
      Sorry for the post here even if it is a rule, but the thread reply was closed and I wanted to give a final closure reply after it.
      It was not shared, it was somehow broken into without any notice or... Anything really (The PW was strong too)
      But also, I am on a new PC, and I am not turning back to the old one since it is much weaker than my new one here.
    7. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      Truth, Beauty and Hatred
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      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        It is^^
        Jan 2, 2019
        nicktree likes this.
      3. Nepeta Leijon
        Nepeta Leijon
        Oooooh, that's what "tbh" means!
        Jan 2, 2019
        Aya, Salkasm and nicktree like this.
      4. Aya
        Aya
        we need zote to sing all songs in the game
        Jan 5, 2019
        nicktree likes this.
    8. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Loved by lots of people
      Only few knows her name
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    9. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      One new picture a day keeps the doctor away :P
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    10. Aya
      Aya
      ey look it is one of these pc-98 characters everyone remembers
      all because of a fan arrangement of bad apple
      1. YYGAYMER likes this.
      2. Aya
        Aya
        yes i know her name elly ok bye
        Also im still waiting for an aswer to my grey prince question
        Dec 30, 2018
    11. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Daily picture ^-^
      It looks great :D
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    12. nikolica
    13. nikolica
      nikolica
      Can you please move my assassin flameshot build thread to the class builds section, i forgot to put it there now its in the main wynncraft page
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Done^^
        Dec 28, 2018
        Gabe Crocoduck likes this.
    14. Aya
      Aya
      meiling got a new job i see
      1. Aya
        Aya
        and got nice haircut
        Dec 27, 2018
      2. Aya
        Aya
        also is "grey prince" a hollow knight reference
        Dec 27, 2018
    15. RecoreYT
      RecoreYT
      Hoffe du kriegst mein Problem gelöst lol
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        You are very pushy you know
        Dec 27, 2018
      2. RecoreYT
        RecoreYT
        Love u too
        Dec 27, 2018
    16. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      New picture every day? :o
    17. Laxano
      Laxano
      Hey, I'm stuck with a quest. Could you help me?
      1. Laxano
        Laxano
        Nevermind. WithTheFish is helping me.
        Dec 26, 2018
        Salkasm likes this.
    18. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Your pixel arts are amazing <3
      Already waiting for the next one :D
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Haha thanks, its not I who made them though^^ Enjoy the next one in line!
        Dec 26, 2018
        Bear_Force likes this.
    19. TalkingKittyCat
      TalkingKittyCat
      Sentient female intercontinental ballistic missile
      1. Biønic_Mage
        Dec 28, 2018
    20. LynkR
      LynkR
      MAKE MY WISH COME TRUEEE ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS... IS SALK
      1. LuckyPatch11, Aya, naybelline and 2 others like this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Haha <3
        Dec 25, 2018
        LynkR likes this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Uhh you really wanna read this?

    Hey there I'm Salkasm, just an ordinary guy on the internet. You probably want some stuff about me I guess.

    Wynncraft related:
    - I was the 4th to reach level 1010 on Wynn and the 1st to have 2 accounts on level 1010.
    - I have been promoted to Moderator on the 16th of September 2017
    - I have been promoted to Trial Community Manager on the 16th of February 2018
    - I have been promoted to [1/2] of a pretzule (Mod Manager, part of a Community Manager) on the 17th of July 2018 to 24th of January 2019.
    - I like to loot-run hence I have a good number on looted chests

    Amount of chests looted (18/01/2019):
    [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] = 84'459 Chests

    - Pure (Mob Drop)
    - Apocalypse (Daily Chest)
    - Inferno (Mob Drop)
    - Weathered (Mob Drop)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Ignis (Loot Chest)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Az (Mob Drop)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Guardian (Loot Chest)
    - Boreal (Loot Chest)
    - Pure (Loot Chest)
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Lament (Loot Chest)
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Gaia (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]

    Owned Mythics (18/01/2019):

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    Games related:
    - I play Minecraft (obviously)
    - Overwatch
    - Touhou
    - Pokemon

    - I study chemistry (got a bachelors, working on masters, planning on doing PhD)
    - I play in an orchestra though I dont like classical music a lot (I play the flute)
    - I've served the Swiss Army for 300 days as a paramedic
    - I'm half asian and half Swiss
    - Yes I like cheese (a lot) and chocolate ("you like chocolate a lot" - naybelline)

    naybelline is my sunshine <3

    Code:
    package goddrinksjava;
    
    /**
     * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
     * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
     *
     * @author momocashew
     */
     
    // Switch on the power line
    // Remember to put on
    // PROTECTION
    public class GodDrinksJava {
        // Lay down your pieces
        // And let's begin
        // OBJECT CREATION
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            // Fill in my data
            // parameters
            // INITIALIZATION
            Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
            Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
          
            // Set up our new world
            World world = new World(5);
            world.addThing(me);
            world.addThing(you);
            // And let's begin the
            // SIMULATION
            world.startSimulation();
    
    
    
            // If I'm a set of points
            if(me instanceof PointSet){
                // Then I will give you my
                // DIMENSION
                you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a circle
            if(me instanceof Circle){
                // Then I will give you my
                // CIRCUMFERENCE
                you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a sine wave
            if(me instanceof SineWave){
                // Then you can sit on all my
                // TANGENTS
                you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
            }
    
            // If I approach infinity
            if(me instanceof Sequence){
                // Then you can be my
                // LIMITATIONS
                me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my current
            // To AC, to DC
            me.toggleCurrent();
    
            // And then blind my vision
            me.canSee(false);
            // So dizzy, so dizzy
            me.addFeeling("dizzy");
    
            // Oh, we can travel
            world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
            // To A.D., to B.C.
            world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
    
            // And we can unite
            world.unite(me, you);
            // So deeply, so deeply
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give you all the
            // SIMULATIONS
            if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
                you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // SATISFACTION
                you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
            }
    
            // If I can make you happy
            if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                me.requestExecution(world);
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // In this strange, strange
            // SIMULATION
            world.lockThing(me);
            world.lockThing(you);
    
    
    
            // If I'm an eggplant
            if(me instanceof Eggplant){
                // Then I will give you my
                // NUTRIENTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
                me.resetNutrients();
            }
            // If I'm a tomato
            if(me instanceof Tomato){
                // Then I will give you
                // ANTIOXIDANTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
                me.resetAntioxidants();
            }
            // If I'm a tabby cat
            if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
                // Then I will purr for your
                // ENJOYMENT
                me.purr();
            }
    
            // If I'm the only god
            if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
                // Then you're the proof of my
                // EXISTENCE
                me.setProof(you.toProof());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my gender
            // To F, to M
            me.toggleGender();
            // And then do whatever
            // From AM to PM
            world.procreate(me, you);
            // Oh, switch my role
            // To S, to M
            me.toggleRoleBDSM();
            // So we can enter
            // The trance, the trance
            world.makeHigh(me);
            world.makeHigh(you);
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can feel your
            // VIBRATIONS
            if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can finally be
                // COMPLETION
                me.addFeeling("complete");
            }
            // Though you have left
            world.unlock(you);
            world.removeThing(you);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left me in
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // ISOLATION
    
            // If I can
            // If I can erase all the pointless
            // FRAGMENTS
            if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
                // Then maybe
                // Then maybe you won't leave me so
                // DISHEARTENED
                me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
            }
    
            // Challenging your god
            try{
                me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
            }
            // You have made some
            catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
                // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
                world.announce("God is always true.");
            }
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EIN
            world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
            // DOS
            world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
            // TROIS
            world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
            // NE
            world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
            // FEM
            world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
            // LIU
            world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give them all the
            // EXECUTION
            if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // EXECUTION
                you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
            }
    
            // If I can have you back
            if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                world.runExecution();
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // We are trapped, ah
            me.escape(world);
    
    
    
            // I've studied
            // I've studied how to properly
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.learnTopic("love");
            // Question me
            // Question me, I can answer all
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.takeExamTopic("love");
            // I know the
            // algebraic expression of
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.getAlbegraicExpression("love");
            // Though you are free
            // I am trapped, trapped in
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.escape("love");
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.execute(me);
    
        }
    
    }

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