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Salkasm
Last Activity:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
Joined:
Apr 9, 2016
Messages:
1,820
Likes Received:
4,538
Trophy Points:
164
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
Location:
Switzerland
Occupation:
Chemist

Salkasm

Bathtub Mermaid, Male, 24, from Switzerland

Staff Member Moderator HERO

Thank you @Toy__ for my 2000th ban. Toy is gone. Feb 24, 2019

Salkasm was last seen:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
    1. IsahaTx
      IsahaTx
      OwO oofoo
    2. Locky1110
      Locky1110
      uwu
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Uumuu
        Jan 11, 2019
        Locky1110 likes this.
      3. Locky1110
        Locky1110
        <|>\/\/<|>
        Jan 11, 2019
        Salkasm likes this.
    3. Aya
      Aya
      where the fuck is my uhm... 32x32 sprites?
      1. Bear_Force and Natsuki~ like this.
    4. Gabe Crocoduck
      Gabe Crocoduck
      Nice new pfp
      1. MegaCoquin and Salkasm like this.
    5. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Dfferent pfp... intresting :P
    6. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      Kool cloak
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Just for like 1 day or so, cause the artist @Averine used as his pfp has some nice pictures.
        Jan 11, 2019
        Natsuki~, LuckyPatch11 and Averine like this.
      3. Averine
        Averine
        How did you find the artist? Was it through my Twitter? Just curious haha
        Jan 11, 2019
        Natsuki~, LuckyPatch11 and Salkasm like this.
      4. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        I stumbled across this pfp some time ago, then I realised its kinda the same style as your pfp. And after like a quick search I found it again haha
        Jan 11, 2019
        LuckyPatch11 and Averine like this.
    7. IsahaTx
      IsahaTx
      can u pls check my appeal owo
      1. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        He will when he has time, people have lives.
        Jan 10, 2019
        Gabe Crocoduck likes this.
      2. IsahaTx
        IsahaTx
        i wanna play wynn tho :c i don't have a life
        Jan 11, 2019
      3. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Your ban appeal is acknowledged and will be dealt with as soon as I get to it
        Jan 12, 2019
    8. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      Is this the creature that stabs my eye with a spork in my nightmares?
    9. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      I have an Oni
      I have a Reimu

      Uh

      Konngara
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Pen Oni Reimu Pen
        Jan 9, 2019
        YYGAYMER likes this.
    10. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      Man I love to listen to tracks 2 months before theyre actually released
      1. Locky1110 likes this.
    11. Aya
      Aya
      I'm not sure about what's that supposed to be
    12. Bubbles
      Bubbles
      *pokes*
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      2. Aarontti
        Jan 8, 2019
      3. Bubbles
        Bubbles
        ouch, pokes hurt
        Jan 8, 2019
        MegaCoquin and Salkasm like this.
      4. Locky1110
        Locky1110
        *pokemon*
        Jan 8, 2019
        MegaCoquin likes this.
    13. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Sugar Cookie
      1. Salkasm likes this.
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      3. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        Jan 7, 2019
      4. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        wait are you on touhou 1 already?
        Jan 7, 2019
      5. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        For some reason she is in the range of PoDD, no clue why though, she only made an appearance in TH HRtP
        Jan 7, 2019
        YYGAYMER likes this.
    14. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      One of the bests so far :D
    15. Aya
      Aya
      since when is suika an angel
      1. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        Since now
        Jan 5, 2019
    16. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      It looks like one of your old pictures but with other colors
    17. onerisK
      onerisK
      Thanks for the fast reply!
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    18. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      yay new picture ^-^
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    19. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      sleep
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Divinex7
        Divinex7
        woke
        Jan 2, 2019
        YYGAYMER and Salkasm like this.
    20. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      Can you even still see from the left eye? I would like to know
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Similar to anime character the eye is in front of the hairs. For some reason.
        Jan 2, 2019
        LuckyPatch11 likes this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Uhh you really wanna read this?

    Hey there I'm Salkasm, just an ordinary guy on the internet. You probably want some stuff about me I guess.

    Wynncraft related:
    - I was the 4th to reach level 1010 on Wynn and the 1st to have 2 accounts on level 1010.
    - I have been promoted to Moderator on the 16th of September 2017
    - I have been promoted to Trial Community Manager on the 16th of February 2018
    - I have been promoted to [1/2] of a pretzule (Mod Manager, part of a Community Manager) on the 17th of July 2018 to 24th of January 2019.
    - I like to loot-run hence I have a good number on looted chests

    Amount of chests looted (18/01/2019):
    [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] = 84'459 Chests

    - Pure (Mob Drop)
    - Apocalypse (Daily Chest)
    - Inferno (Mob Drop)
    - Weathered (Mob Drop)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Ignis (Loot Chest)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Az (Mob Drop)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Guardian (Loot Chest)
    - Boreal (Loot Chest)
    - Pure (Loot Chest)
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Lament (Loot Chest)
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Gaia (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]

    Owned Mythics (18/01/2019):

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    Games related:
    - I play Minecraft (obviously)
    - Overwatch
    - Touhou
    - Pokemon

    - I study chemistry (got a bachelors, working on masters, planning on doing PhD)
    - I play in an orchestra though I dont like classical music a lot (I play the flute)
    - I've served the Swiss Army for 300 days as a paramedic
    - I'm half asian and half Swiss
    - Yes I like cheese (a lot) and chocolate ("you like chocolate a lot" - naybelline)

    naybelline is my sunshine <3

    Code:
    package goddrinksjava;
    
    /**
     * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
     * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
     *
     * @author momocashew
     */
     
    // Switch on the power line
    // Remember to put on
    // PROTECTION
    public class GodDrinksJava {
        // Lay down your pieces
        // And let's begin
        // OBJECT CREATION
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            // Fill in my data
            // parameters
            // INITIALIZATION
            Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
            Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
          
            // Set up our new world
            World world = new World(5);
            world.addThing(me);
            world.addThing(you);
            // And let's begin the
            // SIMULATION
            world.startSimulation();
    
    
    
            // If I'm a set of points
            if(me instanceof PointSet){
                // Then I will give you my
                // DIMENSION
                you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a circle
            if(me instanceof Circle){
                // Then I will give you my
                // CIRCUMFERENCE
                you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a sine wave
            if(me instanceof SineWave){
                // Then you can sit on all my
                // TANGENTS
                you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
            }
    
            // If I approach infinity
            if(me instanceof Sequence){
                // Then you can be my
                // LIMITATIONS
                me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my current
            // To AC, to DC
            me.toggleCurrent();
    
            // And then blind my vision
            me.canSee(false);
            // So dizzy, so dizzy
            me.addFeeling("dizzy");
    
            // Oh, we can travel
            world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
            // To A.D., to B.C.
            world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
    
            // And we can unite
            world.unite(me, you);
            // So deeply, so deeply
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give you all the
            // SIMULATIONS
            if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
                you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // SATISFACTION
                you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
            }
    
            // If I can make you happy
            if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                me.requestExecution(world);
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // In this strange, strange
            // SIMULATION
            world.lockThing(me);
            world.lockThing(you);
    
    
    
            // If I'm an eggplant
            if(me instanceof Eggplant){
                // Then I will give you my
                // NUTRIENTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
                me.resetNutrients();
            }
            // If I'm a tomato
            if(me instanceof Tomato){
                // Then I will give you
                // ANTIOXIDANTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
                me.resetAntioxidants();
            }
            // If I'm a tabby cat
            if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
                // Then I will purr for your
                // ENJOYMENT
                me.purr();
            }
    
            // If I'm the only god
            if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
                // Then you're the proof of my
                // EXISTENCE
                me.setProof(you.toProof());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my gender
            // To F, to M
            me.toggleGender();
            // And then do whatever
            // From AM to PM
            world.procreate(me, you);
            // Oh, switch my role
            // To S, to M
            me.toggleRoleBDSM();
            // So we can enter
            // The trance, the trance
            world.makeHigh(me);
            world.makeHigh(you);
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can feel your
            // VIBRATIONS
            if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can finally be
                // COMPLETION
                me.addFeeling("complete");
            }
            // Though you have left
            world.unlock(you);
            world.removeThing(you);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left me in
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // ISOLATION
    
            // If I can
            // If I can erase all the pointless
            // FRAGMENTS
            if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
                // Then maybe
                // Then maybe you won't leave me so
                // DISHEARTENED
                me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
            }
    
            // Challenging your god
            try{
                me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
            }
            // You have made some
            catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
                // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
                world.announce("God is always true.");
            }
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EIN
            world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
            // DOS
            world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
            // TROIS
            world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
            // NE
            world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
            // FEM
            world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
            // LIU
            world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give them all the
            // EXECUTION
            if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // EXECUTION
                you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
            }
    
            // If I can have you back
            if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                world.runExecution();
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // We are trapped, ah
            me.escape(world);
    
    
    
            // I've studied
            // I've studied how to properly
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.learnTopic("love");
            // Question me
            // Question me, I can answer all
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.takeExamTopic("love");
            // I know the
            // algebraic expression of
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.getAlbegraicExpression("love");
            // Though you are free
            // I am trapped, trapped in
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.escape("love");
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.execute(me);
    
        }
    
    }

    Signature

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