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Salkasm
Last Activity:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
Joined:
Apr 9, 2016
Messages:
1,820
Likes Received:
4,538
Trophy Points:
164
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
Location:
Switzerland
Occupation:
Chemist

Salkasm

Bathtub Mermaid, Male, 24, from Switzerland

Staff Member Moderator HERO

Thank you @Toy__ for my 2000th ban. Toy is gone. Feb 24, 2019

Salkasm was last seen:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
    1. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      プラスチックマインド
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      3. (achoo god)
        (achoo god)
        Is that Japanese?
        Jun 17, 2017
      4. naybelline
        naybelline
        Yes means plastic mind
        Jun 17, 2017
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      5. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Its from a game. Plastic means here malleable as one can shape his/her way of thinking.
        Jun 20, 2017
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    2. (achoo god)
      (achoo god)
      I gave you your 1,000th like, no need to say thanks. Just thought I'd give you a heads up.
      1. poi, naybelline and Salkasm like this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Oh God, I came back to a lot of likes. Thx haha
        Jun 15, 2017
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      3. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Jun 15, 2017
        naybelline likes this.
      4. naybelline
        Jun 15, 2017
        Salkasm likes this.
    3. tortellini
      tortellini
      Salk stop it you know what in talking about .-.
      Tho thanks for #336 ^-^
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      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        nevuuuuur
        Jun 9, 2017
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      3. tortellini
        tortellini
        Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
        Jun 9, 2017
    4. Stag2001
      Stag2001
      nice pic
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      3. Stag2001
        Stag2001
        lol yeah, bastion + mercy (is she mercy?) is really hard to beat at the early levels.I can defenitely beat you both on my own with blade though. Might take a nanoblade if you're a good bastion :P

        Hoping to reach at least platinum this season. You should try some comp, at least see where you place :) the way matches work is more fun than in qp imo.
        Jun 7, 2017
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      4. naybelline
        naybelline
        Yes I'm mercy :3
        Jun 7, 2017
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      5. Stag2001
        Stag2001
        noice
        Jun 7, 2017
        naybelline and Salkasm like this.
    5. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      1. naybelline likes this.
      2. MegaCoquin
        MegaCoquin
        Yay 2 in a row
        Jun 7, 2017
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    6. naybelline
      naybelline
      *boop*
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      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        *boop with fast alkatraz*
        May 28, 2017
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      3. naybelline
        May 28, 2017
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    7. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      tfw finding a certain mythic is more probable than getting the amount to buy one
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      2. Stag2001
        Stag2001
        hm, for cata I think the other way around. I can afford one.
        Jun 5, 2017
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      3. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        I mean with my wealth I could even buy whole market people. But I really dont wanna get rid of my mythics^^
        Jun 5, 2017
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      4. Stag2001
        Jun 5, 2017
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    8. Ragersgottagame
      Ragersgottagame
      Hi :^) (btw what happened to unided palace?)
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      3. Stag2001
        Stag2001
        epyH
        May 22, 2017
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      4. naybelline
        naybelline
        He loot runs and finds a mythic, fml lol
        *pokes salk and runs*
        May 25, 2017
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      5. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Nyehehe :P
        May 25, 2017
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    9. naybelline
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      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Boooooooooi
        May 17, 2017
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      3. Nepeta Leijon
        Nepeta Leijon
        *breathes in*

        BOI
        May 17, 2017
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    10. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      I guess Im a professional "bridge stabiliser" now [Corrupted Sand-Swept Dungeon]
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      2. tortellini
        tortellini
        Overwatch play of the game: Shows footage of Salk afking at the bridge
        May 13, 2017
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    11. tortellini
      tortellini
      Salk what's your builds thread called I need to look at the water archer
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Rn its about to be fixed. Ill msg it in a convo once I get time.
        May 12, 2017
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      2. tortellini
        May 12, 2017
    12. Valaerys
      Valaerys
      Well if it's not a wild grimtrap. Also gratz on 700 likes :3
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      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Thx :P
        May 9, 2017
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    13. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
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    14. Salkasm
      Salkasm
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      2. LynkR
        LynkR
        LMAO xD
        May 3, 2017
      3. LynkR
        LynkR
        Damn I just realized I almost have 1200 xD, I'll tag the guy who gets me that milestone :P
        May 3, 2017
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    15. LynkR
      LynkR
      I'll Mesaage you in out convo when I'm ready to buy;)
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    16. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      tfw you sprain your right thumb and you realise how much you depend on it.
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      2. Foxey
        Foxey
        rip
        May 3, 2017
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      3. naybelline
        naybelline
        Feelsbadman
        May 3, 2017
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    17. LynkR
      LynkR
      trading now
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      3. LynkR
        LynkR
        I wanted to give It as early as possible cuz debt is stressful lol, so in the end I made my buyer happy for getting it early, you happy that you got it back asap, and me happy for may weathered
        Apr 19, 2017
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      4. LynkR
        LynkR
        And now I'm broke xD (I'm le)
        Apr 19, 2017
      5. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Yeah having debt is not cool, also for the one making debt it's a hassle too. But I must say, you're really good in IDing stuff and coordinating^^
        Apr 19, 2017
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    18. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      606th likes
      Congrats on getting '1' on like ratio
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      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Thx haha, and thx for the like :P
        Apr 18, 2017
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    19. Salkasm
      Salkasm
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    20. (achoo god)
      (achoo god)
      hi dad
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      2. (achoo god)
        (achoo god)
        When I can't go to sleep, I close my eyes and put my mind deep into my head. It works 100% of the time. Think deep thoughts.
        Jun 17, 2017
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      3. naybelline
        naybelline
        I do try :(
        Jun 17, 2017
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      4. (achoo god)
        (achoo god)
        If it doesn't work... soz
        Jun 17, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Uhh you really wanna read this?

    Hey there I'm Salkasm, just an ordinary guy on the internet. You probably want some stuff about me I guess.

    Wynncraft related:
    - I was the 4th to reach level 1010 on Wynn and the 1st to have 2 accounts on level 1010.
    - I have been promoted to Moderator on the 16th of September 2017
    - I have been promoted to Trial Community Manager on the 16th of February 2018
    - I have been promoted to [1/2] of a pretzule (Mod Manager, part of a Community Manager) on the 17th of July 2018 to 24th of January 2019.
    - I like to loot-run hence I have a good number on looted chests

    Amount of chests looted (18/01/2019):
    [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] = 84'459 Chests

    - Pure (Mob Drop)
    - Apocalypse (Daily Chest)
    - Inferno (Mob Drop)
    - Weathered (Mob Drop)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Ignis (Loot Chest)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Az (Mob Drop)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Guardian (Loot Chest)
    - Boreal (Loot Chest)
    - Pure (Loot Chest)
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Lament (Loot Chest)
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Gaia (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]

    Owned Mythics (18/01/2019):

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    Games related:
    - I play Minecraft (obviously)
    - Overwatch
    - Touhou
    - Pokemon

    - I study chemistry (got a bachelors, working on masters, planning on doing PhD)
    - I play in an orchestra though I dont like classical music a lot (I play the flute)
    - I've served the Swiss Army for 300 days as a paramedic
    - I'm half asian and half Swiss
    - Yes I like cheese (a lot) and chocolate ("you like chocolate a lot" - naybelline)

    naybelline is my sunshine <3

    Code:
    package goddrinksjava;
    
    /**
     * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
     * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
     *
     * @author momocashew
     */
     
    // Switch on the power line
    // Remember to put on
    // PROTECTION
    public class GodDrinksJava {
        // Lay down your pieces
        // And let's begin
        // OBJECT CREATION
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            // Fill in my data
            // parameters
            // INITIALIZATION
            Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
            Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
          
            // Set up our new world
            World world = new World(5);
            world.addThing(me);
            world.addThing(you);
            // And let's begin the
            // SIMULATION
            world.startSimulation();
    
    
    
            // If I'm a set of points
            if(me instanceof PointSet){
                // Then I will give you my
                // DIMENSION
                you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a circle
            if(me instanceof Circle){
                // Then I will give you my
                // CIRCUMFERENCE
                you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a sine wave
            if(me instanceof SineWave){
                // Then you can sit on all my
                // TANGENTS
                you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
            }
    
            // If I approach infinity
            if(me instanceof Sequence){
                // Then you can be my
                // LIMITATIONS
                me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my current
            // To AC, to DC
            me.toggleCurrent();
    
            // And then blind my vision
            me.canSee(false);
            // So dizzy, so dizzy
            me.addFeeling("dizzy");
    
            // Oh, we can travel
            world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
            // To A.D., to B.C.
            world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
    
            // And we can unite
            world.unite(me, you);
            // So deeply, so deeply
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give you all the
            // SIMULATIONS
            if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
                you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // SATISFACTION
                you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
            }
    
            // If I can make you happy
            if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                me.requestExecution(world);
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // In this strange, strange
            // SIMULATION
            world.lockThing(me);
            world.lockThing(you);
    
    
    
            // If I'm an eggplant
            if(me instanceof Eggplant){
                // Then I will give you my
                // NUTRIENTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
                me.resetNutrients();
            }
            // If I'm a tomato
            if(me instanceof Tomato){
                // Then I will give you
                // ANTIOXIDANTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
                me.resetAntioxidants();
            }
            // If I'm a tabby cat
            if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
                // Then I will purr for your
                // ENJOYMENT
                me.purr();
            }
    
            // If I'm the only god
            if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
                // Then you're the proof of my
                // EXISTENCE
                me.setProof(you.toProof());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my gender
            // To F, to M
            me.toggleGender();
            // And then do whatever
            // From AM to PM
            world.procreate(me, you);
            // Oh, switch my role
            // To S, to M
            me.toggleRoleBDSM();
            // So we can enter
            // The trance, the trance
            world.makeHigh(me);
            world.makeHigh(you);
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can feel your
            // VIBRATIONS
            if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can finally be
                // COMPLETION
                me.addFeeling("complete");
            }
            // Though you have left
            world.unlock(you);
            world.removeThing(you);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left me in
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // ISOLATION
    
            // If I can
            // If I can erase all the pointless
            // FRAGMENTS
            if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
                // Then maybe
                // Then maybe you won't leave me so
                // DISHEARTENED
                me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
            }
    
            // Challenging your god
            try{
                me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
            }
            // You have made some
            catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
                // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
                world.announce("God is always true.");
            }
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EIN
            world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
            // DOS
            world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
            // TROIS
            world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
            // NE
            world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
            // FEM
            world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
            // LIU
            world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give them all the
            // EXECUTION
            if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // EXECUTION
                you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
            }
    
            // If I can have you back
            if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                world.runExecution();
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // We are trapped, ah
            me.escape(world);
    
    
    
            // I've studied
            // I've studied how to properly
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.learnTopic("love");
            // Question me
            // Question me, I can answer all
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.takeExamTopic("love");
            // I know the
            // algebraic expression of
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.getAlbegraicExpression("love");
            // Though you are free
            // I am trapped, trapped in
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.escape("love");
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.execute(me);
    
        }
    
    }

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