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Salkasm
Last Activity:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
Joined:
Apr 9, 2016
Messages:
1,820
Likes Received:
4,538
Trophy Points:
164
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
Location:
Switzerland
Occupation:
Chemist

Salkasm

Bathtub Mermaid, Male, 24, from Switzerland

Staff Member Moderator HERO

Thank you @Toy__ for my 2000th ban. Toy is gone. Feb 24, 2019

Salkasm was last seen:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
    1. Druser
      Druser
      wut is this pfp
      1. YYGAYMER
        Jan 18, 2019
        Druser likes this.
    2. Locky1110
      Locky1110
      @Toy__

      i know you already saw lol but now you can take a look again
      1. Toy__ likes this.
    3. CorruptedHashr
      CorruptedHashr
      what is this, THIS IS MADNESS! GO BACK TO YOUR TOUHOU PFP SO I CAN THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT!
    4. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      salk is larz's alt
      1. LarzLapiz, Alpha_v2 and Salkasm like this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Ive been e x p o s e d
        Jan 17, 2019
        LarzLapiz, YYGAYMER and Alpha_v2 like this.
      3. Alpha_v2
        Alpha_v2
        Jan 17, 2019
        LarzLapiz, Salkasm and YYGAYMER like this.
      4. Pokextreme
        Pokextreme
        Jan 17, 2019
        LarzLapiz likes this.
    5. HowToZombie
      HowToZombie
      :diero_pig:
      1. Alpha_v2, YYGAYMER and Salkasm like this.
    6. Alpha_v2
      Alpha_v2
      This is literally diero pig profile picture @LarzLapiz what have you done......
    7. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      This some how made me sane again
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    8. Toy__
      Toy__
      I am in love with your profile picture
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Same
        Jan 17, 2019
    9. Aya
      Aya
      * Smells like vegetal matter
    10. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      NEW: Salksam new profile picture! - now with flowers
    11. Druser
      Druser
      oof i missed you by 2 minutes ;-;
    12. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      In my opinion this is your best pfp so far :D
    13. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Step into the dojo master Salksam
    14. Aya
      Aya
      is this a samurai cirno
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      2. Aya
        Aya
        thats not blue?
        oh god so it isnt just light green and yellow
        Jan 14, 2019
      3. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        Oh noes
        Jan 14, 2019
      4. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        actually thats pink
        Jan 14, 2019
    15. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Oh yay ^-^
      Pixel pfp again :D
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    16. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      wait did you skipped the tank form?
      1. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        Salk used the tank form before
        Jan 13, 2019
        Salkasm and YYGAYMER like this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Yeah I used the tank form
        Jan 13, 2019
        YYGAYMER and LuckyPatch11 like this.
    17. Aya
      Aya
      Holy shit it is Dark Matter from Kirby!
      1. YYGAYMER and Salkasm like this.
    18. Locky1110
      Locky1110
      eye see you



      sorry
      1. MegaCoquin and Salkasm like this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        This is the moderation bot, starting 2020 every mod will get this vehicle for moderation.
        Jan 13, 2019
        MegaCoquin and Locky1110 like this.
      3. Locky1110
        Locky1110
        finally an economical way to deal with these pesky rule breakers
        Jan 13, 2019
        MegaCoquin and Salkasm like this.
    19. flip
      flip
      wait woah wheres the gif?
      1. Aya and Bear_Force like this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        It back^^
        Jan 13, 2019
      3. flip
        flip
        yay ^-^
        Jan 13, 2019
    20. MegaCoquin
      MegaCoquin
      It’s so...orange
      1. Bear_Force and Salkasm like this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Uhh you really wanna read this?

    Hey there I'm Salkasm, just an ordinary guy on the internet. You probably want some stuff about me I guess.

    Wynncraft related:
    - I was the 4th to reach level 1010 on Wynn and the 1st to have 2 accounts on level 1010.
    - I have been promoted to Moderator on the 16th of September 2017
    - I have been promoted to Trial Community Manager on the 16th of February 2018
    - I have been promoted to [1/2] of a pretzule (Mod Manager, part of a Community Manager) on the 17th of July 2018 to 24th of January 2019.
    - I like to loot-run hence I have a good number on looted chests

    Amount of chests looted (18/01/2019):
    [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] = 84'459 Chests

    - Pure (Mob Drop)
    - Apocalypse (Daily Chest)
    - Inferno (Mob Drop)
    - Weathered (Mob Drop)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Ignis (Loot Chest)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Az (Mob Drop)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Guardian (Loot Chest)
    - Boreal (Loot Chest)
    - Pure (Loot Chest)
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Lament (Loot Chest)
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Gaia (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]

    Owned Mythics (18/01/2019):

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    Games related:
    - I play Minecraft (obviously)
    - Overwatch
    - Touhou
    - Pokemon

    - I study chemistry (got a bachelors, working on masters, planning on doing PhD)
    - I play in an orchestra though I dont like classical music a lot (I play the flute)
    - I've served the Swiss Army for 300 days as a paramedic
    - I'm half asian and half Swiss
    - Yes I like cheese (a lot) and chocolate ("you like chocolate a lot" - naybelline)

    naybelline is my sunshine <3

    Code:
    package goddrinksjava;
    
    /**
     * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
     * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
     *
     * @author momocashew
     */
     
    // Switch on the power line
    // Remember to put on
    // PROTECTION
    public class GodDrinksJava {
        // Lay down your pieces
        // And let's begin
        // OBJECT CREATION
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            // Fill in my data
            // parameters
            // INITIALIZATION
            Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
            Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
          
            // Set up our new world
            World world = new World(5);
            world.addThing(me);
            world.addThing(you);
            // And let's begin the
            // SIMULATION
            world.startSimulation();
    
    
    
            // If I'm a set of points
            if(me instanceof PointSet){
                // Then I will give you my
                // DIMENSION
                you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a circle
            if(me instanceof Circle){
                // Then I will give you my
                // CIRCUMFERENCE
                you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a sine wave
            if(me instanceof SineWave){
                // Then you can sit on all my
                // TANGENTS
                you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
            }
    
            // If I approach infinity
            if(me instanceof Sequence){
                // Then you can be my
                // LIMITATIONS
                me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my current
            // To AC, to DC
            me.toggleCurrent();
    
            // And then blind my vision
            me.canSee(false);
            // So dizzy, so dizzy
            me.addFeeling("dizzy");
    
            // Oh, we can travel
            world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
            // To A.D., to B.C.
            world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
    
            // And we can unite
            world.unite(me, you);
            // So deeply, so deeply
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give you all the
            // SIMULATIONS
            if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
                you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // SATISFACTION
                you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
            }
    
            // If I can make you happy
            if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                me.requestExecution(world);
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // In this strange, strange
            // SIMULATION
            world.lockThing(me);
            world.lockThing(you);
    
    
    
            // If I'm an eggplant
            if(me instanceof Eggplant){
                // Then I will give you my
                // NUTRIENTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
                me.resetNutrients();
            }
            // If I'm a tomato
            if(me instanceof Tomato){
                // Then I will give you
                // ANTIOXIDANTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
                me.resetAntioxidants();
            }
            // If I'm a tabby cat
            if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
                // Then I will purr for your
                // ENJOYMENT
                me.purr();
            }
    
            // If I'm the only god
            if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
                // Then you're the proof of my
                // EXISTENCE
                me.setProof(you.toProof());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my gender
            // To F, to M
            me.toggleGender();
            // And then do whatever
            // From AM to PM
            world.procreate(me, you);
            // Oh, switch my role
            // To S, to M
            me.toggleRoleBDSM();
            // So we can enter
            // The trance, the trance
            world.makeHigh(me);
            world.makeHigh(you);
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can feel your
            // VIBRATIONS
            if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can finally be
                // COMPLETION
                me.addFeeling("complete");
            }
            // Though you have left
            world.unlock(you);
            world.removeThing(you);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left me in
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // ISOLATION
    
            // If I can
            // If I can erase all the pointless
            // FRAGMENTS
            if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
                // Then maybe
                // Then maybe you won't leave me so
                // DISHEARTENED
                me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
            }
    
            // Challenging your god
            try{
                me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
            }
            // You have made some
            catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
                // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
                world.announce("God is always true.");
            }
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EIN
            world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
            // DOS
            world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
            // TROIS
            world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
            // NE
            world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
            // FEM
            world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
            // LIU
            world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give them all the
            // EXECUTION
            if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // EXECUTION
                you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
            }
    
            // If I can have you back
            if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                world.runExecution();
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // We are trapped, ah
            me.escape(world);
    
    
    
            // I've studied
            // I've studied how to properly
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.learnTopic("love");
            // Question me
            // Question me, I can answer all
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.takeExamTopic("love");
            // I know the
            // algebraic expression of
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.getAlbegraicExpression("love");
            // Though you are free
            // I am trapped, trapped in
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.escape("love");
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.execute(me);
    
        }
    
    }

    Signature

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