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JuicedBananas
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JuicedBananas

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the forums should have a dislike button but only on my profile. likes cannot quantify the anguish I hope for my posts to create Aug 5, 2020 at 11:44 PM

JuicedBananas was last seen:
Aug 9, 2020 at 1:05 AM
    1. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Just purged basically my entire friends list, went from like 70 people to 10. Most of them were just people who don't play anymore.
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      2. Undyne
        Undyne
        For all I know I got deleted as well, even though I chat with you in game almost every day I'm on.

        Only you know the truth though.
        Dec 6, 2016
      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Nah you're still there, I kept everyone I talk with and also added a few people I know but hadn't added yet.
        Dec 6, 2016
      4. Undyne
        Undyne
        Okay, that's good to know. I never know when I'll need help opening Bob's Tomb again.

        Players always need help, and I'm willing to help them.
        Dec 6, 2016
        JuicedBananas likes this.
    2. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      1. Ryuu, Son_Omega_Dan, Dodo and 5 others like this.
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      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Blowing my nose if I have a cold.
        Dec 5, 2016
        Enduh likes this.
      4. Undyne
        Undyne
        That cat reminds me of a calico version of my old cat, Leon (who died about 2 years ago). She looks sleek, beautiful, and has that expression that just looks "stern" for a cat.

        She's still cute though.
        Dec 6, 2016
        JuicedBananas likes this.
      5. Ryuu
        Ryuu
        oH HEY THATS BEAUTIFUL
        Dec 7, 2016
    3. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Made a new Minecraft skin. Still not great looking but way better than my old one. It has a cotton candy mask now :D
      1. BeeMiner and Ryuu like this.
      2. Snerp
        Snerp
        Hawt
        Dec 3, 2016
        JuicedBananas likes this.
      3. Undyne
        Undyne
        Oh great, more creepy cotton candy masks. Did you also use a Ron Weasley body as well so it matches your avatar?
        Dec 4, 2016
      4. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        It's based on him, but I think it's still my old character under the mask.
        Dec 4, 2016
        Snerp likes this.
    4. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      1. Cloud, Snerp, Ascended Kitten and 3 others like this.
      2. Cloud
        Cloud
        wus gud
        Dec 3, 2016
      3. Smile
        Smile
        My highlight was mistakenly getting banned because I got disconnected, then had jump boost when I rejoined. True story.
        Dec 3, 2016
    5. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Wynnterfest was definitely a thing. That's all I can really say about it.
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        also trapdoors
        Dec 3, 2016
        Odnod and Naraka00 like this.
      2. Naraka00
        Naraka00
        :^)
        Dec 3, 2016
        Odnod and JuicedBananas like this.
    6. Undyne
      Undyne
      Do you happen to know when Judgment Day (or when they choose new mods) is? It usually happens once per month, but it's the 3rd and they haven't done it yet...

      (Sorry if this is a weird question...)
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      2. Undyne
        Undyne
        Well, for the past 3 months it's been around the "month border" (where the month transitions). For some reason I feel it may happen tomorrow, but only God knows that.
        Dec 3, 2016
      3. Ari The Dragon
        Ari The Dragon
        Oh snap...
        Wait, lemme get my conspiracy cap on *puts it on*
        OK SO You said "When we" there are 6 letters in that mini phrase.
        And that phrase was 2 syllables long... so 6 - 2 = 4, but what does that mean? Ok... I give up... conspiracies are hard to make up *shrugs*
        Dec 3, 2016
      4. Undyne
        Undyne
        I'm just saying that the Angels pick new "recruits" monthly, and through Juiced's expression, maybe he's implying that Judgment Day is coming soon...?

        I just hope it happens, because I began getting anxiety issues that are probably connected with it.
        Dec 3, 2016
    7. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Insert status message about Wynnterfest starting soon here.
      1. Vanward
        Vanward
        Insert pun about comment here.
        Dec 3, 2016
    8. TERMINATOR905
      TERMINATOR905
      Hello, I'm sorry to bother you but i was wondering if u could ask yosteric5 to look at my ban appeal its been 2 weeks.
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      2. TERMINATOR905
        TERMINATOR905
        can u check and tell me if i tagged him correctly
        Dec 3, 2016
      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        yeah you did
        Dec 3, 2016
      4. TERMINATOR905
        TERMINATOR905
        okay thank u
        Dec 3, 2016
    9. Tealy
      Tealy
      pls
      1. JuicedBananas
        Dec 3, 2016
    10. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      So my cat discovered that flies exist recently and now she's obsessed with trying to swat them out of the air.
      1. Chino
        Chino
        My cat makes weird sounds specifically to get the fly's attention
        Dec 1, 2016
    11. TempleOfLegends
      TempleOfLegends
      you should add snow onto your pic
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        I thought about replacing the cotton candy with the snowman ride for December but idk if I want to change it.
        Dec 1, 2016
    12. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      I'm bad at naming things. Please suggest names for my Mint Wybel.
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      2. TempleOfLegends
        TempleOfLegends
        you sure he isnt?
        Dec 1, 2016
      3. captainganon
        captainganon
        JuicedJunior?
        Dec 1, 2016
      4. TheJayBill
        TheJayBill
        JuicedBananas: "Why is everyone suggesting puns on my username
        He's not my son I'm not naming him after myself lol " EVERYONE? SUGGESTING PUN ON UR USERNAME? I DIDNT DO THAT. I SUGGESTED GREEN PEPPER
        Dec 1, 2016
        Son_Omega_Dan likes this.
    13. Chino
      Chino
      apples tho
      1. Ari The Dragon likes this.
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      3. JuicedBananas
        Nov 29, 2016
        Rixium, NinjaWizard, Chino and 2 others like this.
      4. Ari The Dragon
        Ari The Dragon
        Thank... *bows*
        Nov 29, 2016
        NinjaWizard likes this.
      5. Soviet Union
        Nov 29, 2016
        NinjaWizard and Ari The Dragon like this.
    14. Undyne
      Undyne
      Just a question, but is it okay if I make a updated version of your Ron Weasley Cotton Candy Typhoon avatar? For some reason I want to do that for you, just to be nice.
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      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Also the newer RCT games are garbage, the first two are the only good ones.
        Nov 29, 2016
      3. Undyne
        Undyne
        I Googled it, and it looks kind of creepy. Also, you are right about the cotton candy thing- it's at a low resolution for every image of it.
        Nov 29, 2016
        JuicedBananas likes this.
      4. Soviet Union
        Soviet Union
        Rct died to death with the new one
        Nov 29, 2016
        JuicedBananas likes this.
    15. Snipah
      Snipah
      Do you juice bananas for a living?
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      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Pretzule called me JuicedOranges when I got mod because it's orange. And it's not possible to juice bananas because they don't have very much water in them.
        Nov 29, 2016
        Ari The Dragon likes this.
      3. Undyne
        Undyne
        Pretzule always relates mods with "oranges". An orange is different than the color orange.

        Also, because you can't juice a banana Snipah's statement is automatically false.
        Nov 29, 2016
        Ari The Dragon likes this.
      4. NinjaWizard
        NinjaWizard
        Wait, if u can't juice bananas, doesn't that mean you DON't EXIST?!?
        Nov 30, 2016
        Ari The Dragon likes this.
    16. Tealy
      Tealy
      U sure u don't wanna have a wrap battle?
      1. Jamieverse likes this.
      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Yes Tealy, I'm sure.
        Nov 28, 2016
        Jamieverse likes this.
      3. Jamieverse
        Jamieverse
        Lmao JuicedBananas sounds so done. Pop him out of the kiddy oven haha he's done.
        Nov 28, 2016
        JuicedBananas likes this.
      4. Tealy
        Tealy
        Nah man, I think he needs 5 more minutes in there. He's a bit soft around the edges
        Nov 28, 2016
        Jamieverse likes this.
    17. VillagerFilms
      VillagerFilms
      Now, now. Stop complaining, I'm only sacrificing you because his majesty is a bit...hungry for bananas. I hope...
      (Read the post I made on xavierexes profile to get wat I mean)
      1. JuicedBananas likes this.
    18. Jamieverse
      Jamieverse
      Follow!

      No follow at him not me!

      Augh let's follow something else.
      1. SizzlingBacon and JuicedBananas like this.
    19. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Erasers are not edible. Please, spread the word.
      1. Soviet Union, Enduh, DaPloo and 5 others like this.
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      3. D_Diamonds
        D_Diamonds
        But I didn't get sick... so what proves that it isn't edible?
        Nov 29, 2016
      4. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Fine, go ahead and eat your erasers, I can't stop you.
        Nov 29, 2016
      5. D_Diamonds
        Nov 29, 2016
        Jamieverse likes this.
    20. VillagerFilms
      VillagerFilms
      i created a convo with you about my wynncraft idea. :D
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      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Its interesting but would probably be hard to implement, and I imagine they probably already have the plot of Fruma finished.
        Nov 25, 2016
      3. 0ryx
        0ryx
        or make it a general suggestion
        Nov 25, 2016
        chaostitan and Ari The Dragon like this.
      4. VillagerFilms
        VillagerFilms
        Okay JuicedBananas thx for the feedback.
        Nov 25, 2016
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