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October 29
Depths of fear
Roaming dinosaur


BaronBlob, Male, from Depths of fear


Heck now I can't make shitty ms paint profile pics Jul 25, 2017

jimmylism was last seen:
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    1. Minitinipower
      Oh no... this d00d dead? :(
    2. trilogy
      give me some LE on god
    3. WithTheFish
      Woah they came online
      1. jimmylism likes this.
    4. ship?breaker
    5. UltimateShitLord
      nice weather we're having
      1. jimmylism likes this.
    6. orange0404
      ded asf
      1. jimmylism likes this.
    7. Schnel
      I dialed 1-900-MIXALOT.
      1. jimmylism likes this.
    8. jimmylism
      Heck now I can't make shitty ms paint profile pics
      1. Zahr and Ascended Kitten like this.
      2. Zahr
        nah they immediatly realized that they fucked up, so you can still get paint for free from the store
        Jul 25, 2017
    9. Gorax42
      Wait waht the frick i remember u from years ago u hung out in detlas and gave people stuff
      1. jimmylism likes this.
      2. Yuno F Gasai
        Yuno F Gasai
        He was also head translator for one of our teams
        Jul 22, 2017
        jimmylism likes this.
      3. jimmylism
        ey whatsup, kinda cool knowing that I'm a part of people's memories after all this time
        cheers dude, welcome back
        Jul 25, 2017
        Yuno F Gasai likes this.
    10. jimmylism
      I'm back
      1. jimmylism
        april fools
        Apr 1, 2017
      2. los_pollitoz
        You sure did fool me
        Apr 1, 2017
    11. pantsTM
      1. jimmylism
        Mar 19, 2017
    12. Son_Omega_Dan
      Blue the walls Jimmy. Blue them good.
      1. Pokextreme and Rawb like this.
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      3. Rawb
        "Don't block off you idiots!"
        Feb 28, 2017
        Pokextreme and Son_Omega_Dan like this.
      4. Son_Omega_Dan
        "You'll get us all killed!"
        Feb 28, 2017
        Pokextreme likes this.
      5. jimmylism
        I dont get it
        Feb 28, 2017
        Rawb and Son_Omega_Dan like this.
    13. Drew1011
      Wtf is your info tab
      1. jimmylism and LarzLapiz like this.
      2. jimmylism
        its been there for 3 years
        Feb 8, 2017
      3. ship?breaker
        not quite, in about seven days
        Feb 13, 2017
        LarzLapiz and jimmylism like this.
    14. ship?breaker
      since when did that picture have a mustache
      1. jimmylism likes this.
      2. Ziel
        i think it always did
        Jan 15, 2017
      3. ship?breaker
        my mind is breaking
        Jan 15, 2017
    15. jimmylism
      Logged in today and saw that the sprint bar is separate from the mana bar. We are living in the future.
      1. Caliborn, Nyam, Thom_Com and 3 others like this.
      2. 7000guy
        It's a strange new world we live in
        Dec 16, 2016
      3. ship?breaker
        7k, engage hyperdrive
        Jan 9, 2017
    16. alfiearmadillo
      Hey, idk if you remeber me, I kinda stopped playing, but im kinda getting back into it. You still play?
      1. jimmylism likes this.
      2. jimmylism
        not really, only check forums once in a while
        Nov 6, 2016
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    17. Schnel
      Jimmy come back- I'm back now :C
      1. jimmylism likes this.
      2. Schnel
        Oct 26, 2016
      3. jimmylism
        eyy wassup
        Oct 27, 2016
    18. ship?breaker
      who made dat art there
      1. jimmylism
        Don't even remember its been so long
        Sep 18, 2016
      2. ship?breaker
        Sep 18, 2016
    19. UltimateShitLord
      Ey Barney
      1. jimmylism
        ey shitlord
        Sep 8, 2016
      2. UltimateShitLord
        Sep 8, 2016
    20. ship?breaker
      jimmeh bby
      1. jimmylism
        Sep 8, 2016
        ship?breaker likes this.
      2. ship?breaker
        omg he existed
        Sep 8, 2016
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    October 29
    Depths of fear
    Roaming dinosaur
    No one gonna read dis so...

    Oh my god
    Becky, look at her butt
    It's so big
    She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
    Who understands those rap guys
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
    I mean her butt
    It's just so big
    I can't believe it's so round
    It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross
    Look, she's just so black

    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    'cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me 'cause you aint that average groupy

    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back

    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    'cause silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    'cause them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    'cause I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back

    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    Only if she's 5'3"

    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    'cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin
    And I'm thinkin bout stickin
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice did miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'cause his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the butt is round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back


    Add me on steam! And League of Legends(jimmylism, NA)!​
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