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Jacksohn_01
Last Activity:
Nov 11, 2017
Joined:
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Messages:
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
January 29
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Location:
Germany

Jacksohn_01

Legendary Procrastinator, Male, from Germany

yall.. stranger things is lit Nov 11, 2017

Jacksohn_01 was last seen:
Nov 11, 2017
    1. hmm
      hmm
      Long live the dinosaur avatars!
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    2. Black Sun
      Black Sun
      Happy birthday man, already said it on skype but hey
      1. Jacksohn_01 likes this.
      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        That's so nice of you to congratulate me twice <3
        Jan 29, 2016
    3. WithTheFish
      WithTheFish
      Happy Birthday!
      1. Jacksohn_01 likes this.
      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thank you aswell! :*
        Jan 29, 2016
    4. le_mega_barbare
      le_mega_barbare
      Oh, happy birthday there! (/°u°)/ *Gives 100000 cakes to Jack*
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      3. Kalmy
        Kalmy
        I'm not sick ;-;
        Jan 29, 2016
      4. le_mega_barbare
        le_mega_barbare
        Hey! That's what my mom say when I ask her : "Say me something in German! =D" And R.I.P, she always reply with that. #SadLife
        Jan 29, 2016
      5. Kalmy
        Kalmy
        ;-;
        Jan 29, 2016
        le_mega_barbare likes this.
    5. Submonsterine
      Submonsterine
      Chirpy Bird-day!
      1. Jacksohn_01 likes this.
      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thank you Raichu :*
        Jan 29, 2016
    6. JamietheGamie 2
      JamietheGamie 2
      Cyka Bly- Happy Birthday!
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      3. JamietheGamie 2
        Jan 29, 2016
        dead zeffe and Jacksohn_01 like this.
      4. JamietheGamie 2
        JamietheGamie 2
        My throat hurts from coughing
        Jan 29, 2016
        dead zeffe and Jacksohn_01 like this.
      5. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Get well soon! ❤
        Jan 29, 2016
        JamietheGamie 2 likes this.
    7. S3ok
      S3ok
      Happy Birthday :)
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thank you too! :]]
        Jan 29, 2016
    8. Papa Jon
      Papa Jon
      happy birthday kiddo... if it is
      1. Jacksohn_01 likes this.
      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thanks for the whoopee cushion
        Jan 29, 2016
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    9. dead zeffe
      dead zeffe
      rip for your brother
      1. Jacksohn_01
        Jan 29, 2016
      2. dead zeffe
        dead zeffe
        Happy bday too XDD
        Jan 29, 2016
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    10. Yuno F Gasai
      Yuno F Gasai
      Happy Birthday!
      1. dead zeffe and Jacksohn_01 like this.
      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thank you! :]
        Jan 29, 2016
    11. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      When I first found out that my brother liked undertale I thought "yay fnly I like him" but nooo he spoiled himself the genocide ending.
      1. Kalmy likes this.
      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        I'm so disappointed right now
        Jan 28, 2016
        Kalmy likes this.
    12. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      I REFUSE UNDERTALE TO HAVE AN ENDING NO I WANT TO PLAY IT MORE
      1. Ziel
        Ziel
        reset, and go genocide
        Jan 26, 2016
    13. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      What the fuck is this truelaboratory shit
    14. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      FUCK FLOWEY. LIKE, FUCK FLOWEY REALLY BAD
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      3. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        aw man that's cute
        Jan 25, 2016
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      4. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        GOD DAMMIT PAPYRUS
        Jan 25, 2016
        Ari The Dragon likes this.
      5. Papa Jon
        Papa Jon
        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        Jan 29, 2016
        dead zeffe and Jacksohn_01 like this.
    15. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      I'M SO DETERMINED TO END ASGORE NOW!!! COME AT ME BRO
    16. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      I porbably should go to sleep now. Or instead I could just watch some more undertale animations
      1. Ari The Dragon likes this.
      2. TalkingKittyCat
        TalkingKittyCat
        Sleep is for the weak.
        Jan 20, 2016
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    17. Jacksohn_01
      1. Ari The Dragon likes this.
      2. Francis12qwasyx
        Francis12qwasyx
        Always go for the dick choice
        Jan 5, 2016
        dead zeffe and Ari The Dragon like this.
    18. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      Cooking with Undyne was awesome.
    19. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      Why is the undertale fandom so big oh my god it's like everywhere
      1. Eduard0 likes this.
      2. captainganon
        captainganon
        Cuz' it's good
        Jan 3, 2016
      3. Ziel
        Ziel
        u got a problem? =P
        Jan 4, 2016
      4. Lizardbot_Vortex
        Lizardbot_Vortex
        I know how you feel...
        Jan 5, 2016
    20. Jacksohn_01
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    January 29
    Home Page:
    http://bit.ly/2axD2g7
    Location:
    Germany
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Ask me anything. Personally I do not think I'm interessting but perhaps you want to know something about me. I already wrote some things below. You can still ask me tho.

    Why would you want to be here? Do I seem interesting to you?

    Why? Is it because I research facts for a fact thread which has been running for almost a year now? I'm not interesting just because I'm able to use google.

    I may be able to beatbox and rap a bit, but that's all. I'm a big brother for all my three little siblings [aren't three siblings a little excessive lol] Well, you know what they say: why fix something when you can make a new one ;)))

    i might as well whine about my life when I'm already at it.

    so yeah, I was born in Sibiria, Russia. My Parents married when they found out my mom was pregnant with me. I was the second Grandchild of my mother's mother. Around the age of one year, we moved to germany. We had nothing, but a little amount of money.

    A few years pass and I'm in kindergarten and we live in a flat now. I'm three years old my sister only one. little did I know I'd meet the best friend of my life already in kindergarten.

    On an unrelated note: does it count as pedophilia when you're 4 years old and love someone? Or is it only pedophilia when you're signifactly older than a kid? Is young love considered pedophilia? So if you met your first love in kindergaten, it would be pedophilia.

    Assuming that what I said is true, i became a pedophile when I was 4 years old. My crush joined kindergarten a year later, because she is a year younger (thanks captain obvious).

    So yeah. My crush wasn't my best friend for life, if you assumed that. It was actually someone else. let's just skip the kindergarten part.



    Moving on to, wait let me go to google translate... elementary school! She, my best friend for life, was in the same class as me! I do not remember the first day of school properly, but she told me that we were shocked to see eachother again after kindergarten.

    We had a lot of fun in elementar school. One day in the winter, we went home together (like we did everyday back then) and decided to build a snowman. It was a little hard, because the snowballs got larger and larger, until we were barely able to pick them up.

    On another day I sacrificed a seventh of a paper we should've had to fill out just to communicate with her silently. I do not remember what we were talking about on the pieces of dead wood.

    In secondary school we had to go different paths. She went on a different school than I did (she on a "Realschule"). I went on a comprehensive school. My primary school teacher said "max you're a smart kid but you do not have the concentration but your friend does".

    i really wish I'd've had a cat as a kid. It's not easy in a household of four kids, a cheating mother and a dad who sleeps in the living room because he choses to. He knew what was going on. My mother didn't even pay attention to the fact he was sleeping in the living room! "you do you". I hate my mother. But my dad is cool tho.

    Reasons I hate my mother:
    -spends a couple of thousand euros every year to be in russia several weeks (I don't blame her. She just wants to be with her mom. She might die anytime.)
    -she screams at me subconsciously
    -a cheating whore
    -why fix something when you can make a new one (3 siblings)
    -Never gives me attention when I want it
    -tries to live a normal life with four children

    anyone can be a mother/father, but not all af them can be moms/dads. I'm grateful for not being hit by her, providing me a home and food, not drinking alcohol because it would ruin her only more, and at least trying to be a good mother to her favorite children. I don't give a fuck that she doesn't care about me. If she would hit one of my siblings, even the autistic bastard, I swear I'll call child support services.
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