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Jacksohn_01
Last Activity:
Nov 11, 2017
Joined:
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Birthday:
January 29
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Jacksohn_01

Legendary Procrastinator, Male, from Germany

yall.. stranger things is lit Nov 11, 2017

Jacksohn_01 was last seen:
Nov 11, 2017
    1. MegaCoquin
    2. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      yall.. stranger things is lit
    3. Jacksohn_01
    4. haha
      haha
      welp
      1. Jacksohn_01
        Oct 30, 2017
    5. hmm_ok
      hmm_ok
      Germany = Kartoffel
    6. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      only real nibba's remember abyssal melody 13
      1. Twin Lotus likes this.
    7. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      i like watching conspiracy videos and pretending i am smart
      1. Stag2001 likes this.
    8. Jacksohn_01
    9. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      whomstve the fuck
      1. huge6446 likes this.
      2. Reti
        Reti
        whomst've'd'ee
        Apr 11, 2017
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    10. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      The magic, and, the mystery
      1. xKindredKinesis
        xKindredKinesis
        die you rat fuck
        Apr 2, 2017
      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        that's not very kind
        Apr 2, 2017
    11. Jacksohn_01
      Jacksohn_01
      I probably just spent an hour of my life watching the important videos playlist
      1. WhettoWen
        WhettoWen
        That is far from wasted time
        That's the best playlist on YT
        Mar 19, 2017
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        i agree
        Mar 20, 2017
    12. Flow of Fate
      Flow of Fate
      Happy birthdayz
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thankz
        Feb 19, 2017
    13. haha
      haha
      RIP Daily Knowledge
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        It was a great time.
        Feb 2, 2017
        haha likes this.
    14. Pokextreme
      Pokextreme
      Happy Birthday.
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thank You.
        Jan 30, 2017
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    15. Oculus27
      Oculus27
      November 26, 2013, and not the 25th?

      Weak...
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        I'm sorry timezones exist
        Jan 29, 2017
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    16. sorae
      sorae
      bappy hirthday
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Yank thou!
        Jan 29, 2017
    17. Glitch496
      Glitch496
      Happy birthday!
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thank you!
        Jan 29, 2017
    18. Bad Username
      Bad Username
      Happeh Birthdey.
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thank you!
        Jan 29, 2017
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    19. Kaelan~
      Kaelan~
      Happy Birthday!
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      2. Jacksohn_01
        Jacksohn_01
        Thank you!
        Jan 29, 2017
    20. Yuno F Gasai
      Yuno F Gasai
      Happy Birthday!
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        Jacksohn_01
        Thank you!
        Jan 29, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    January 29
    Home Page:
    http://bit.ly/2axD2g7
    Location:
    Germany
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Ask me anything. Personally I do not think I'm interessting but perhaps you want to know something about me. I already wrote some things below. You can still ask me tho.

    Why would you want to be here? Do I seem interesting to you?

    Why? Is it because I research facts for a fact thread which has been running for almost a year now? I'm not interesting just because I'm able to use google.

    I may be able to beatbox and rap a bit, but that's all. I'm a big brother for all my three little siblings [aren't three siblings a little excessive lol] Well, you know what they say: why fix something when you can make a new one ;)))

    i might as well whine about my life when I'm already at it.

    so yeah, I was born in Sibiria, Russia. My Parents married when they found out my mom was pregnant with me. I was the second Grandchild of my mother's mother. Around the age of one year, we moved to germany. We had nothing, but a little amount of money.

    A few years pass and I'm in kindergarten and we live in a flat now. I'm three years old my sister only one. little did I know I'd meet the best friend of my life already in kindergarten.

    On an unrelated note: does it count as pedophilia when you're 4 years old and love someone? Or is it only pedophilia when you're signifactly older than a kid? Is young love considered pedophilia? So if you met your first love in kindergaten, it would be pedophilia.

    Assuming that what I said is true, i became a pedophile when I was 4 years old. My crush joined kindergarten a year later, because she is a year younger (thanks captain obvious).

    So yeah. My crush wasn't my best friend for life, if you assumed that. It was actually someone else. let's just skip the kindergarten part.



    Moving on to, wait let me go to google translate... elementary school! She, my best friend for life, was in the same class as me! I do not remember the first day of school properly, but she told me that we were shocked to see eachother again after kindergarten.

    We had a lot of fun in elementar school. One day in the winter, we went home together (like we did everyday back then) and decided to build a snowman. It was a little hard, because the snowballs got larger and larger, until we were barely able to pick them up.

    On another day I sacrificed a seventh of a paper we should've had to fill out just to communicate with her silently. I do not remember what we were talking about on the pieces of dead wood.

    In secondary school we had to go different paths. She went on a different school than I did (she on a "Realschule"). I went on a comprehensive school. My primary school teacher said "max you're a smart kid but you do not have the concentration but your friend does".

    i really wish I'd've had a cat as a kid. It's not easy in a household of four kids, a cheating mother and a dad who sleeps in the living room because he choses to. He knew what was going on. My mother didn't even pay attention to the fact he was sleeping in the living room! "you do you". I hate my mother. But my dad is cool tho.

    Reasons I hate my mother:
    -spends a couple of thousand euros every year to be in russia several weeks (I don't blame her. She just wants to be with her mom. She might die anytime.)
    -she screams at me subconsciously
    -a cheating whore
    -why fix something when you can make a new one (3 siblings)
    -Never gives me attention when I want it
    -tries to live a normal life with four children

    anyone can be a mother/father, but not all af them can be moms/dads. I'm grateful for not being hit by her, providing me a home and food, not drinking alcohol because it would ruin her only more, and at least trying to be a good mother to her favorite children. I don't give a fuck that she doesn't care about me. If she would hit one of my siblings, even the autistic bastard, I swear I'll call child support services.
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