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Legendary Procrastinator, Male, from Germany
yall.. stranger things is lit Nov 11, 2017
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Ask me anything. Personally I do not think I'm interessting but perhaps you want to know something about me. I already wrote some things below. You can still ask me tho.
Why would you want to be here? Do I seem interesting to you?
Why? Is it because I research facts for a fact thread which has been running for almost a year now? I'm not interesting just because I'm able to use google.
I may be able to beatbox and rap a bit, but that's all. I'm a big brother for all my three little siblings [aren't three siblings a little excessive lol] Well, you know what they say: why fix something when you can make a new one ;)))
i might as well whine about my life when I'm already at it.
so yeah, I was born in Sibiria, Russia. My Parents married when they found out my mom was pregnant with me. I was the second Grandchild of my mother's mother. Around the age of one year, we moved to germany. We had nothing, but a little amount of money.
A few years pass and I'm in kindergarten and we live in a flat now. I'm three years old my sister only one. little did I know I'd meet the best friend of my life already in kindergarten.
On an unrelated note: does it count as pedophilia when you're 4 years old and love someone? Or is it only pedophilia when you're signifactly older than a kid? Is young love considered pedophilia? So if you met your first love in kindergaten, it would be pedophilia.
Assuming that what I said is true, i became a pedophile when I was 4 years old. My crush joined kindergarten a year later, because she is a year younger (thanks captain obvious).
So yeah. My crush wasn't my best friend for life, if you assumed that. It was actually someone else. let's just skip the kindergarten part.
Moving on to, wait let me go to google translate... elementary school! She, my best friend for life, was in the same class as me! I do not remember the first day of school properly, but she told me that we were shocked to see eachother again after kindergarten.
We had a lot of fun in elementar school. One day in the winter, we went home together (like we did everyday back then) and decided to build a snowman. It was a little hard, because the snowballs got larger and larger, until we were barely able to pick them up.
On another day I sacrificed a seventh of a paper we should've had to fill out just to communicate with her silently. I do not remember what we were talking about on the pieces of dead wood.
In secondary school we had to go different paths. She went on a different school than I did (she on a "Realschule"). I went on a comprehensive school. My primary school teacher said "max you're a smart kid but you do not have the concentration but your friend does".
i really wish I'd've had a cat as a kid. It's not easy in a household of four kids, a cheating mother and a dad who sleeps in the living room because he choses to. He knew what was going on. My mother didn't even pay attention to the fact he was sleeping in the living room! "you do you". I hate my mother. But my dad is cool tho.
Reasons I hate my mother:
-spends a couple of thousand euros every year to be in russia several weeks (I don't blame her. She just wants to be with her mom. She might die anytime.)
-she screams at me subconsciously
-a cheating whore
-why fix something when you can make a new one (3 siblings)
-Never gives me attention when I want it
-tries to live a normal life with four children
anyone can be a mother/father, but not all af them can be moms/dads. I'm grateful for not being hit by her, providing me a home and food, not drinking alcohol because it would ruin her only more, and at least trying to be a good mother to her favorite children. I don't give a fuck that she doesn't care about me. If she would hit one of my siblings, even the autistic bastard, I swear I'll call child support services.