Egg

How do you prefer your brethren, hard-boiled or scrambled, egg?

Who wants to volunteer to be placed inside of a massive glass jar

Is there a guide on how to get abducted by aliens? I’ve been trying for months now

Ugh

Did the world end yet

Is it hard to find things that are censored

I love when I hear kids talking about “when I grow up.” honey, the planet will be completely ruined by then

What if we played wynncraft while holding hands

I wish I were eating those twisty pretzels

What’s the most liked thing on here do we have an actual record

Start stopping People from starting to stop doings things.

How does the gas machine know when my cars not thirsty anymore

What if vampires are like actually real that would be so cool

Just saw some misguided youths who clearly did not know the vibe. Heartbreaking really

Had a nightmare that I became a moderator and they deleted all my jokes for PR reasons

I almost stopped telling jokes and got serious on here.that could’ve been dangerous

This dude totally got scammed. He paid for an everything omelette but I can see at least 10 things that they didn’t put in there

What if fortnite being gone leads to like a utopia

What does a ghost penquin say on halloween?

Can you gain culture