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I want to have a personality test based on who you side with on the best AITA posts

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Ginger ale is only for the mental elite

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I’m going to be like a bean dip missionary

Bean dip deserves just as much respect as salsa guac & queso and frankly, it’s troubling not as many people know about it

I’ve been working on a joke about hats but I’m worried it’ll go right over your head

Caves are fake

Who trynna Disney plus & be sus

I drank an energy drink today and I felt my veins vibrate like a cello string

Mermaids were the OG furries

I always remember something from class at the weirdest times, like why am I conjugating in the club right now

Destroy build destroy was ahead of its time

Have you ever seen a dude that looks like a randomized dark souls character ?

How dope would it be if this is really just all a simulation and that means there was an extra level of inception to ingame minigames

Da real reason I’m egg is cuz I’m in a shell :pensive:

U ever almost get too real on the fuckin wynncraft forums and have to check urself

Homework must’ve so easy before social media was invented

Sometimes I forget I’m in a human body and will say “bruh” out loud

Help I lost my funny