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you have one upside downs ones though
which is the one i stole

... in my pfp? That's a fire.

oh
i steal it anyways

Why am I so bad at this

Context please

the end is n’eigh

No, but the banana I teleported into namak's basement is probably trying to dox me

I'm SUPPOSED to be using my (limited) foresight abilities on apocalypses and such

Why would we prepare for the apocalypse when we can find out what we will eat later today?

If I were to tell you what you will eat later today, it would alter the course of the timeline and start the apocalypse!

Guess it’s time to hop on the bandwagon

I may or may not be running out of portents
It's also really annoying that these comments and posts don't like formatting
I can't use italics for dramatization or indents for text blocks meant to look a certain way

I'd probably get CalmTranquility to distract them, then mount an attack from the rear

is that better @Namakobushi

I feel like there's a story here and I missed it.

You find a note taped to the bottom of your request:


Desolate Foresight is temporarily closed for renovation. Re-opening soon. Hopefully.
- DesolateDiscord

I ordered the first one from that store on Greyway

I think I'll get the second one from Vantage
I know that it's sketchy but they have a 7-day return policy

so have ya gotten another crystal ball yet?

It just arrived
Uh
Lots of fire
A banana?
Square.

Uhhh
Erm
Well I guess I could change my username back in a few weeks
But the lore developments are staying where they are
Deal?

You confuse the when ok because if the

If when the you ok confuse the because

Fierce hunter, I see in your fate and future...
(Ok, that's a cookie, right? There's no way that isn't a cookie...)
A cookie. Wait, there's... another cookie. And a slice of cake.
(Ok, an explosion... and a fishing rod... what? Oh...)
And prof bombs.

Grand lord of the End, I see in your fate and future...
(Ok, I think I might be getting better at this! Yeah, that's...)
Uhh... ok, that's definitely either morph the nothing or budget toxo.

(Wait, is that a guild war? Surely that can't be a guild war, it's just the glass being bad...)
Oh, and... oh, that's obfuscated. Umm... something about thunder def. That's... incredibly vague, but thunder def.

On an unrelated note, now accepting donations for a better crystal ball!

Fixed

The joke is on you;
You will not see him again...
He's lost to the Void!