- Nov 21, 2016
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Ded (but still a bayonetta main), from Inferno
unfortunately i’m pretty much gone here. the more i log on, the less i want to actually stay. goodbye i guess. it was a good run May 13, 2019
- May 21
- Infernal Demon?
I was the 30th person to accomplish getting level 100 jeweling. That’s just about the only accomplishment I have...
Also, if any of y'all are thinking of crucifying me, don't. I never played bayo in smash 4, not even I would cause that much suffering to others. I only picked her up in ultimate because she looked fun, and I guess she's my new main now.
SignatureTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bayonetta. The intense action is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the engaging story. most of the action will go over a typical player's head. There's also Bayonetta's sassy outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Japanese literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this action, to realise that it's not just awesome, it say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Bayonetta truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Bayonetta's existential catchphrase "Avavago," which itself is a cryptic reference to what "Avavago" means in Enochian, "thunders". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideki Kamiya's genius wit unfolds itself on their console screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Gomorrah tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the true fans' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid