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Bayonetta
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Birthday:
May 21
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Location:
Italy
Occupation:
Umbra Witch

Bayonetta

Filthy Bayonetta Main, from Italy

It’s finally spring break for me, but I have 4 things to do for homework, 2 of which are major projects .-. Apr 20, 2019 at 1:53 PM

    1. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      It’s finally spring break for me, but I have 4 things to do for homework, 2 of which are major projects .-.
    2. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      Thanks to @Tsui for 2100 likes!
      1. Tsui likes this.
      2. Tsui
        Tsui
        No problem! Just leave a few angels alone for me, I like the wings. >.<
        Apr 19, 2019 at 9:47 PM
        SkellySniper and Bayonetta like this.
      3. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        Tsu we went over this already, I only kill angels that work for Lumen Sages.

        For example, I still keep this angel around because it isn’t a Lumen Sage one: https://i.imgur.com/YHEB8hH.jpg
        Apr 19, 2019 at 10:14 PM
        SkellySniper and Tsui like this.
      4. SkellySniper
        SkellySniper
        pfft lame
        doing announcements about likes
        everyone knows the only proper announcement is about alerts
        Apr 20, 2019 at 4:22 AM
        Bayonetta and Tsui like this.
    3. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      You know, I'm already having a fantastic week. I have to go to a funeral tomorrow and I got an F on my math test
    4. bx2099
      bx2099
      Thanks for the follow... person who changes names too much for me to keep track. (they really need to fix the previous usernames tab)
      1. Bayonetta likes this.
      2. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        Kek.

        I’m Dr Alphys, I think that’s the name you remember me as? I didn’t start changing my name frequently until around last year.
        Apr 14, 2019
      3. bx2099
        bx2099
        Oh okay... then, yeah, I remember you.
        Apr 14, 2019
        Bayonetta likes this.
    5. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      3 years of playing Wynn, wow
      1. Noximilien, LuckyPatch11 and Tsui like this.
      2. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        Joined 1 year before you but I'm still a lower level
        Apr 13, 2019
    6. 2ninjago
      2ninjago
      Yuri is this you????
      1. Bayonetta likes this.
      2. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        You got it, except instead of an edgy depressed girl, I'm an edgy umbra witch now!
        Apr 2, 2019
        Tsui and 2ninjago like this.
    7. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      Well, I’m feeling better about what happened last month, but I’m still feeling a little edgy. I think this name is fitting
      1. Tsui likes this.
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      3. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        *bad british accent* "Something something mum?"
        Mar 31, 2019
        Bayonetta likes this.
      4. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!”
        Mar 31, 2019
      5. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        No u XDXXDXDXXDXDXDX
        Mar 31, 2019
    8. Bayonetta
      1. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        Mar 28, 2019
        LuckyPatch11 likes this.
      2. Tsui
        Tsui
        Congratulations! :D
        (Now get them to 130. :T)
        Mar 28, 2019
    9. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      It’s sad to see that so many people are leaving. Tbh, the only reason why I haven’t yet is out of habit.
      1. Tsui and BloodArchmage like this.
      2. Tsui
        Tsui
        If you leave, I'll spam tag you till you come back. >:T
        ...
        ...
        @Happi
        Mar 25, 2019
    10. A Human
      A Human
      You now have 2019 likes, make sure not to ruin that until next year
      1. Bayonetta likes this.
      2. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        Too late
        Mar 21, 2019
    11. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      I think of what the world would be, a vision of the one I see, a million dreams is all it's gonna take.
      1. Tsui likes this.
    12. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      Alyssa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.
      1. Tsui likes this.
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      3. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        Me? Talk about you. You’re the one who accused me of cutting myself below.
        Mar 8, 2019
      4. Tsui
        Tsui
        I didn't accuse you of anything! I just gave you a warning. '^'

        (Also, did I get the film right?)
        Mar 8, 2019
        Bayonetta likes this.
      5. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        Yes
        Mar 8, 2019
        Tsui likes this.
    13. Tsui
      Tsui
      "Be careful Yuri, you might cut yourself with that edge."
      1. Bayonetta likes this.
      2. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        “D-Did you just accuse me of cutting myself?! What the fuck is wrong with your head?!”
        Mar 4, 2019
        Tsui likes this.
    14. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
      H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
      Hope you can get through what your experiencing, I will always lend my help when can.
      1. Noximilien, Josh_Legacy, Tsui and 2 others like this.
    15. Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      I’m sorry if I seem more irritable than usual. I’m going through a tough time right now.
      1. Tsui and H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y like this.
      2. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        If I happen to take my anger out on you, please don’t take it personally. I’m just frustrated and stressed out about a lot of irl things.
        Mar 1, 2019
        H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y likes this.
      3. Josh_Legacy
        Josh_Legacy
        So that's why you went back to Yuri.
        Mar 1, 2019
    16. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      You should always clean knives after using them
      1. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        Don’t worry, yesterday in health we learned that you can get HIV by using dirty heroin needles! I certaintly don’t want that to happen to me, so I always keep my knives clean
        Mar 1, 2019
    17. Josh_Legacy
      Josh_Legacy
      Put down the knife Yuri.
    18. Tsui
      Tsui
      rip butler. :c
    19. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
      H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
      I have good feelings for gen 8
      1. Bayonetta likes this.
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      3. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        Sinnoh remakes coming prov 2021 feburary
        Feb 28, 2019
      4. Moss
        Moss
        green monky best starter
        Feb 28, 2019
      5. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        Feb 28, 2019
        Moss likes this.
    20. Bayonetta
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      2. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        gen 4 - master, gen 5 - noob, gen 6 - master, gen 7 - weakling but can sometimes flex on you and pick up the mass of the sun
        Feb 25, 2019
      3. Bayonetta
        Bayonetta
        I stopped watching the anime after gen 5 because it was so boring. I remember seeing like 2 episodes of Kalos, one was the pilot where Ash gets kicked out of the Luimose gym cause he didn’t have enough badges,and the other was about the group discovering a lost Espurr who’s owner passed away or something like that. I still haven’t seen any Alola episodes
        Feb 25, 2019
      4. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
        Alola isnt battle based but more slice of life
        Feb 25, 2019
        Josh_Legacy likes this.
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    Birthday:
    May 21
    Home Page:
    https://bayonetta.fandom.com/wiki/Bayonetta_Wiki
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Umbra Witch
    Minecraft:
    I was the 30th person to accomplish getting level 100 jeweling. That’s just about the only accomplishment I have...

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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bayonetta. The intense action is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the engaging story. most of the action will go over a typical player's head. There's also Bayonetta's sassy outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Japanese literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this action, to realise that it's not just awesome, it say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Bayonetta truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Bayonetta's existential catchphrase "Avavago," which itself is a cryptic reference to what "Avavago" means in Enochian, "thunders". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideki Kamiya's genius wit unfolds itself on their console screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Gomorrah tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the true fans' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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