Bart (MC)

me at annihilation

went to sorta extended family gatheeing and i heard a 4(?) year old talk about "skippy toilet" its so fucking over oh my god

every now and then i figure "you know maybe i don't have adhd" and then i fuck around and find myself spending 8 hours opening new tabs

imagine the timeline where salted saw how popular lari & ava got and wynn pivoted into promoting them & other characters as waifu material

my mouse click is apparently damaged in some way but it now sounds fucking awesome so i'm not fixing it

my body is a machine that turns the easiest nap into a grueling wait

my dad left his keyring in the car and my mom never brought hers so they FINALLY appreciated me always having the house keys in my pocket

new update new me (i'll find so many new things to complain about) (let's talk about the new toolbar & adjacent health/mana)

unusual moneymakers in wynncraft: selling wedding ring to e-couples

today is a good day.. world car day

there's just something about finding out random old pieces of wynn content having been like a diablo or runescape reference all along

reminder that super lesbian animal rpg is unironically the best game i've played this year and despite the title you should try it too

wynncraft hard mode (wynntils is now a detected & bannable offense)

day 1907 since i started posting daily profile posts give it up for day 1907

i've been napping like my life depends on it today, in reality it's just really warm and everything tells me to fall asleep when its warm

cant get over the fact that the biggest con for my main game of a year or so is like, nearby. not close but so nearby it's serendipity man

i don't doomscroll but you bet i doom refresh the same 14 webpages all day long

after empirical research i can convincingly conclude: the sun is, indeed, a deadly lazer

i fucking love actually hanging out with the people from my computer. Hell Yeah small longer conventions

yippee con tomorrow :) cant sleep