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Balloon_Mage
Joined:
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September 13
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10880 Malibu Point, Malibu, California
Occupation:
giggling in the corner of the classroom

Balloon_Mage

Survived 9/7/15|Father of Class Builds Secion, Male, from 10880 Malibu Point, Malibu, California

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laying in a fetal position on my shower floor crying, listening to Hurt by johnny cash Jan 10, 2019

    1. Jbip
      Jbip
      u cool
      1. NPCGrian and Balloon_Mage like this.
      2. Balloon_Mage
        Jan 15, 2019 at 5:00 PM
        NPCGrian likes this.
      3. Jbip
        Jbip
        damn youre good
        Jan 15, 2019 at 5:20 PM
        Balloon_Mage and NPCGrian like this.
      4. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        hehehe, hey you managed to use the right you’re, you ain’t so bad yourself
        Jan 15, 2019 at 8:16 PM
    2. Balloon_Mage
      Balloon_Mage
      laying in a fetal position on my shower floor crying, listening to Hurt by johnny cash
      1. Jbip likes this.
      2. Aarontti
        Aarontti
        can i join
        Jan 10, 2019
        NPCGrian, PewDiePie and Balloon_Mage like this.
      3. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        sure that sounds nice
        Jan 10, 2019
        NPCGrian, PewDiePie and Aarontti like this.
    3. Balloon_Mage
      Balloon_Mage
      hEY gaMERs yOU gUys rEADy tO haVE hIGH exPECaTioNS FOR 2019 BUt it tURN out tO Be anoTHER crAPPy yEAR
      1. awemanrank100
        awemanrank100
        can't have ruined expectations if they aren't there in the first place
        Jan 1, 2019
        NPCGrian, PewDiePie and Balloon_Mage like this.
      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        das v tru
        Jan 1, 2019
        NPCGrian and PewDiePie like this.
    4. Aarontti
      Aarontti
      balls
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      2. Balloon_Mage
        Dec 30, 2018
        NPCGrian likes this.
    5. mysterio772
      mysterio772
      my ear
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      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        my pinky
        Dec 29, 2018
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    6. Balloon_Mage
      Balloon_Mage
      i completely forgot i changed my name to Balloon_Mage until i saw my name and got hella confused
      1. NPCGrian likes this.
    7. Bingle Jells
      Bingle Jells
      ball.
      1. NPCGrian and Balloon_Mage like this.
      2. Balloon_Mage
        Dec 26, 2018
    8. Balloon_Mage
    9. ShadowMage1
      ShadowMage1
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      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        that’s not His creation... this is the devils work...
        Dec 24, 2018
        NPCGrian likes this.
    10. Bingle Jells
      Bingle Jells
      whats crackerfuckinglacking you glorious shitlord
      1. Balloon_Mage likes this.
      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        did you just say cRAcker are you rACIST?!



























































        the sky’s what’s up
        Dec 19, 2018
        Bingle Jells likes this.
      3. Bingle Jells
        Bingle Jells
        it's good to (kinda) be back and look back fondly on those times when our old group of friends were cringy and you *totally* knew and didnt tell us and instead just quietly rolled with the meme because honestly that made it more hilarious than facepalm inducing
        Dec 23, 2018
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      4. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        xD ah, those were the days
        Dec 23, 2018
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    11. Tealy
      Tealy
      true veteran
      1. Bingle Jells and Balloon_Mage like this.
      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        lol says the guy who joined the forums before me
        Dec 5, 2018
        Bingle Jells and Tealy like this.
    12. NPCGrian
      NPCGrian
      @Slimeonatree
      Wait what tf is their name now
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      3. Earthsky Equinox
        Dec 4, 2018
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      4. Earthsky Equinox
        Dec 4, 2018
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      5. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        lol i don’t even remember why he’s not allowed
        Dec 5, 2018
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    13. Balloon_Mage
      Balloon_Mage
      what happened to going “huehuehue”?
      1. Bingle Jells likes this.
      2. ShadowMage1
        ShadowMage1
        what happened to going "oppa gangnam style"?
        Nov 21, 2018
        Bingle Jells and NPCGrian like this.
      3. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        ...it died
        Nov 21, 2018
    14. flip
      flip
      im sorry i missed your bday...
      わたしは、あなたを愛しています <3
      1. Balloon_Mage likes this.
      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        aww it’s okie <3
        Sep 14, 2018
        flip likes this.
    15. Stag2001
      Stag2001
      Happy birthday
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      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        woah a mod wished me happy birthday i feel special lol thanks :)
        Sep 13, 2018
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    16. PewDiePie
      PewDiePie
      Happy Birthday!
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      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        aww thanks! :)
        Sep 13, 2018
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    17. Balloon_Mage
      Balloon_Mage
      me:“The question one must always ask themselves, is if they have become a meme. If they are worthy of praise and loyalty.” Therapist: “wat”
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      2. flip
        flip
        the therapist is clearly not cut out for his job.
        Sep 5, 2018
        Bingle Jells and Balloon_Mage like this.
      3. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        he doesn’t understand his patient SMH
        Sep 5, 2018
        flip likes this.
    18. flip
      flip
      dc is bad, marvel is where its at.
      1. Bingle Jells and Balloon_Mage like this.
      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        i mean you ain’t wrong dceu is pretty much 95% trash and that remaining 5% is wonder woman
        Aug 24, 2018
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    19. Balloon_Mage
      Balloon_Mage
      Only person super hyped for Godzilla 2 that I know
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      3. flip
        flip
        godzilla is an overrated thingy
        Aug 9, 2018
      4. Stag2001
        Aug 9, 2018
      5. Balloon_Mage
        Aug 9, 2018
    20. flip
      flip
      fuck batman
      1. Balloon_Mage and Happi like this.
      2. Balloon_Mage
        Balloon_Mage
        I WAS FKING WONDERING WHEN YOU WOULD FOLLOW ME

        also robins just going thru a phase he’ll start wearing sexy tights again don’t worry :)
        Aug 1, 2018
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    September 13
    Home Page:
    http://nootnoot.net
    Location:
    10880 Malibu Point, Malibu, California
    Occupation:
    giggling in the corner of the classroom
    Minecraft:
    Panda Express
    Mission Statement
    To deliver exceptional Asian dining experiences by building an organization where people are inspired to better their lives.​


    Shipping Wall:

    Tracer X Elsa
    StarLord X IronMan
    Batman X Chica (fnaf)
    Joker X Mickey Mouse
    Bilbo Baggins X Han Solo
    Grunckle Stan X Bill Cipher
    Captain America X Winter Soldier
    Creeper X Steve
    Bionic_Mage X Elsa
    Edward Kenway X Master Chief
    The Doctor X The Master
    Captain Kirk X Luke Skywalker
    Kylo Ren X Anakin Skywalker
    DragonBorn X James Bond
    Flowey X Buzz Lightyear
    Cap. Jack Sparrow X Harry Potter
    Freddy Fazbear X PewDiePie
    BB-8 X R2-D2
    AquaMan X SpiderMan
    Grian X Salted
    Harley Quinn X Charlie Brown
    Darth Vader X The Terminator
    Wolverine X The Hulk
    Black Widow X SuperMan
    The Flash X Mario
    Princess Peach X Gandalf
    Smaug X Wonder Woman
    Mr. Spock X Aunt May
    Indiana Jones X Neal Caffery
    RobinHood X Snow White
    Hermione Granger X Voltron
    Luigi X Alvin The Chipmunk
    Woody X Andys Mom
    Nemo X Neo
    Keemstar X FousyTube
    Jacob SaggyTits X Satan
    LeafyIsHere X Hitler
    JackSepticEye X Markiplier
    Skydoesminecraft X Deadlox
    IgbarVonSquid X Worid
    Ragni's King X Troms King
    Slime King X Plasma Dragonite
    Tantibus X Corkus
    John Watson X Amy Pond
    Nathan Drake X Lara Croft
    Frisk X Toriel
    DoorKnob X Carpet
    Dipper X Soos
    Papyrus X Temmie
    Palpatine X Mettaton
    Muffet X Sans
    Thor X Padme
    Obi-Wan X Yoda
    Rainbow Dash X General Grievous
    IHE X CoolCat
    Twilight Sparkle X Spike
    Misty X Donald Trump
    M3rkMus1c X CoD: Ghosts
    Poe Dameron X Mabel
    Sherlock Holmes X Molly Hooper
    Golden Freddy X Foxy
    Mycroft Holmes X The Illuminati
    Storm Trooper X Red Shirt
    Hiccup X Lex Luthor
    Bleach X Cancer
    Aladdin X Donald Duck
    Fox Mullder X Alien
    Victor Sullivan X Steven Moffet
    Minnie Mouse X The StormCloaks
    Your X Not
    Even X Reading
    This X Shit
    Lighting X ROUND
    Bionic_Mage X Elsa
    Bionic_Mage X Tracer
    Bionic_Mage X Elsa
    Bionic_Mage X The devil
    Bionic_Mage X Death
    Bionic_Mage X Shit
    Bionic_Mage X Elsa
    Bionic_Mage X Pewdiepie
    Bionic_Mage X LeafyIsHere
    Bionic_Mage X Friends
    Bionic_Mage X Elsa
    Bionic_Mage X AnyoneAtThisPoint
    Bionic_Mage X Elsa
    Bionic_Mage X Elsa
    Bionic_Mage X Elsa
    Bionic_Mage X Cinnamon Role
    Bionic_Mage X Weed
    Bionic_Mage X Elboww
    LightningRound X Over
    Princess Daisy X Merlin
    Froggit X Aragorn
    Napstablook X Smosh
    ThatGuyBarney X Jinbop
    SpongeBob X Zelda
    Link X Dora
    Chara X DCM627
    Burger Pants X SkellySniper
    Nepeta Leijon X FlipBoi
    Bubbles X Elboww
    Stranger X Danger
    PAMA X Skynet
    Oryx X Slimeonatree
    Jess X XavierEXE
    DJ x Temwolf
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    Pretzule X DodoBird
    Derek Bum X Kitchen Gun
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    Lenny X Kappa
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    Qoat X Tomix
    Aranea X sux
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    Pretzule X Igbar
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    JamieVerse X Jamer_theGamer
    Ganny X Hippie
    Sara X SoloSuggles
    FlubbyB X Ganny
    Leafy X Billy the Fridge
    DodoBird X Emmie
    The Saltud X LotKnockMC
    Ded SANESSSS X TheHappieAsylum








    Well shit looks like you made it past my shipping wall...
    ONTO THE INFO!!! (Note: not all this is accurate b/c im lazy and dont want to update it)



    Age: [CLASSIFIED]


    Day of Birth: Septimber 13


    Gender: Male

    Skype: bio_mage02

    Job: Professional Fanfic Writer,
    Podcast co-host, & Campagin Manager

    Campaigns:
    #Ascended4GM2k16
    #Hoke4mod2k16
    #Moe4Admin2k16

    Podcasts:
    The Wynncast


    HA! You think I'd give any random person reading through my info Dat stuf? LOLOLOLOLOL

    Srsly tho if you want dat shet PM me bruh (exept my social Securiry Number...)



    RULES YOU MUST FOLLOW WHILE ON MY PROFILE:
    1: No Plasma Dragonites Allowed
    2: No Insulting The Joker
    3: have fun or I'll stick a dildo in your ear
    4: If YOU ship me with anyone your dead to me. I'm the only one who can ship myself
    5: you must accept the fact that I'm a useless shit
    6: your anus must be prepared for a shitload of bullshit

    7: no dogs allowed
    8: no Harwrol allowed

    Top 3 favorite TV shows:
    3:Doctor Who
    2: The Office U.S
    1:Gravity Falls
    Other shows:
    Psych
    White collar
    Sherlock BBC (THIS WAS VERY CLOSE TO 3rd)
    Star VS The Forces of Evil (ONCE AGAIN,VERY CLOSE TO COMING IN TOP 3)
    Merlin (BBC)

    Gotham
    Parks and Recreation
    Voltron: Legendary Defender (the 2016 one)
    Avatar: The Last Airbender



    Favorite Movies:
    The LoTR and Hobbit trilogy's
    The Matrix
    Jurassic Park/world Trilogy
    Star Wars Saga
    The (recent) BatMan trilogy
    The Marvel Cinematic Universe
    The Indiana Jones trilogy
    Kong: Skull Island




    Favorite Hero Protagonist in Movies/tv: Iron Man (and Batman's pretty kewl (hint hint))

    Favorite Villain in movies/tv: The Joker (pretty damn obvious)

    Top 3 favorite Jokers:
    3:Zach Galafankis (sry if mispelled)
    2: Heath Ledger
    1:Mark Hamill (any version)



    Favorite WynnCraft class: Mage
    Favorite TF2 classes: Spy, Medic, and Sniper


    Top 3 favorite video game:
    3; Besiege
    2; Uncharted 4
    1: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
    SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER HONORABLE MENTIONS: Assassins Creed 4: Black Flag


    Honorable Mentions:
    MineCraft
    Watch_Dogs
    The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind
    The Elder Scrolls 4; Oblivion
    Unturned
    Terraria
    Trove
    Assassins Creed 3

    Starbound
    Undertale
    Stardew Valley


    Favorite food: Shrimp Wrapped in bacon. Need I say more?


    Favorite color: Orange

    Favorite quote:
    "What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through effort?"
    -Paarthurnax: The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

    My Definiton:
    use·less
    ˈyo͞osləs/
    adjective
    not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
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