DireFire

I've been summoned?

Memories are flowing back to me.

a long long time ago...

thanks person i dont remember but am assuming is my dad

one year later...
happy birthday again

dont lie you do

Nope. I'm destined to be a loner, figured that out a while ago...

As opposed to what, A tied up pig's stomach?

possibly

dont call me a hoe you hoe

fluckbitchesgetmoney
thanks my frankly useless school agenda/planner that i never use but i did this time because i didn't keep the frickin periodic table from my chem class

i can't memorize the table i'm useless

Honestly if you can memorize the periodic table you have to be superhuman

The catch is you just have to memorize the elements that have symbols that don't match their name (like gold or tungsten) and the elements that only have one letter, and the other ones you can pretty much just guess by what letters are in their name.


But then again I enjoy doing stuff like staring at periodic tables for hours on end.