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Biff
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Biff

The Bird Man, Male, from My inner, most private and embarrassing thoughts

Why does Professor Eih like visiting intoxicated people? Jun 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM

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    1. Biff
      Biff
      Why does Professor Eih like visiting intoxicated people?
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      2. FishBuildz
        FishBuildz
        They're not Eih. Hell, they're not even a frog.
        Jun 19, 2026 at 7:28 PM
      3. Biff
        Biff
        What? I thought that drunkard was talking about some giant frog in a hat. The only one I can think of is Eih
        Jun 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
      4. FishBuildz
        FishBuildz
        You'll meet em soon enough
        Jun 19, 2026 at 11:22 PM
    2. Biff
      Biff
      Would be mad at Tasim for abandoning our great province, but in AHC, in a moment of need he came back to help so I forgive him
    3. Biff
      Biff
      Pro tip: play the song Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) at a funeral so no one will know what you think about the deceased
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      2. Elytry
        Elytry
        they'll never suspect a thing
        Jun 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
    4. Biff
      Biff
      The night before, I also dreamt. Then, that Salted returned to revive our lovely forums. No weird dreams last night though
    5. Biff
      Biff
      Had a dream Rhysand lost his misting power so I was making fan theories, one based on the last book which broke the illusion and woke me
      1. Biff
        Biff
        For those curious, the franchise is ACOTAR, and the theory (spoiler warning for end of silver flames) goes as so. When Nes sacrificed her power to save Feyre, Rhys, and Nyx, either part of Rhys’s power left as well, or The Mother (who was present) used some of Rhys’s power to save some in Nesta
        Jun 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
    6. Biff
      Biff
      Thus Tasim (a snowball) was ferried down the mountain to be slain by the Sigil of Aledar, before the blade was thrust into the Earth, broken
      1. FishBuildz
        FishBuildz
        I don't remember this part of A Hunter's Calling.
        Jun 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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      2. Biff
        Biff
        It’s the secret ending where you kite tasim to Theorick to turn him into a snowball, then kite aledar across SE to get his soul and imbue it into the sacrifical blade
        Jun 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
    7. Biff
      Biff
      Kinda obvious but cool thing I noticed in lutho, everyone looks down, even NPCs/Merchants
    8. Biff
      Biff
      And I am sorry good friend, that I must miss this grand and wonderous day of celebration for having left the town for some time
    9. Biff
      Biff
      I finished ACOSF so now I need something new to read
      1. FishBuildz
        FishBuildz
        May I recommend words?
        Jun 11, 2026
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      2. Biff
        Biff
        Seems interesting, lemme check it out…
        Jun 11, 2026
    10. Biff
      Biff
      Guys, don’t hike 11km (6.8mi) after it rained in 50f (feels like 45) without water resistant shoes. My feet were… so cold
    11. Biff
      Biff
      Inspiration, for my semi-poetic thoughts, is lovely, but for now I doubt she’ll make any passes by me soon.
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Read: Im outta inspiration for ‘em and I don’t think I’ll get any soon
        Jun 9, 2026
    12. Biff
      Biff
      Never Gonna Give you up by Rick Astley is actually a goated song (as is together forever). Unlike espresso, et al.
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      2. Biff
        Biff
        And torn, kiss me, there she goes (sixpence), all that you wanted (branch), so much for my happy ending, island in the sun, I wanna be with tou everywhere, dreams (mac), edge of 17, you dont know ur beautiful
        Jun 8, 2026
      3. Biff
        Biff
        Why do we have to hear Morgan Wallen when we could hear ride wit me, changes (2pac), viva la vida, run, halfway gone, hanging by a moment, you and me, god there’s so many
        Jun 8, 2026
      4. Biff
        Biff
        Also please die golden by hunterx, your mediocre and overplayed just crawl up a hole and die.
        Jun 8, 2026
    13. Biff
      Biff
      I’m so sorry. I was drunk at a bar, then I ran in to this guy, Laen, and he was nice so I went to his house and… I did lost tower. Bad quest
      1. Biff
        Biff
        And before you ask, it wasn’t nemract’s bar, it was the far superior Rusty Recruit in Detlas, and how in this lovely green earth of ours did his ancestors navigate that hellhole of a house. I’m never going back
        Jun 7, 2026
      2. Biff
        Biff
        Any way, now that I (hopefully successfully) baited y’all, this went down ereyesterday, I’m outta town now, but put my forums account onto my phone
        Jun 7, 2026
    14. Biff
      Biff
      A great bodge: yesterday, PNR was bugged so I used outdated res pack (to see bricks), wyvern, and spam bamboozle to go up & fix it.
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Badically, after the dropper minigame part I followed my soul, then took hella damage and I was down in the floor unable to do anything. So Inused an outdated res. pack for vanilla that happened to include a brick texture so I could actually see, and I saw an exit.
        Jun 6, 2026
      2. Biff
        Biff
        Then onto my wyvern to gain height, but it didn’t have enough altitude so I dismounted midair and spammed multihit (bamboozle) to get the remaining height and get to the survive section lol
        Jun 6, 2026
    15. Biff
      Biff
      As the joy of slaying the eye fade, it’s important to mourn what was lost. Aledar and Elphaba yes but more importantly the infinite tutorial
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Yeah that’s right, R.I.P the infinite tutorial. Today marks 30 days since my step. After being revived, it has experienced a slow drawn out death. R.I.P old friend. I will miss you dearly
        Jun 5, 2026
    16. Biff
      Biff
      One month of day-counting today!
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      2. Biff
        Biff
        Oh. my. fucking. god. I need to rest a minute
        Jun 4, 2026
      3. Biff
        Biff
        IdiditIdiditididitIkilledtheeyeyippe
        Jun 4, 2026
      4. Biff
        Biff
        I should pay a visit to Qira now and bring her tidings of the news of the west before attacking her to get good weapon
        Jun 4, 2026
    17. Biff
      Biff
      I woke up from a dream where (irrelevant to the plot) I had a song stuck in side my head.
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Weirdly, 1000mi by Vanessa Carlton if anyone’s curious
        Jun 3, 2026
      2. Biff
        Biff
        Ngl, actially a fire song
        Jun 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
    18. Biff
      Biff
      Goddamn it, now I have to find a way to change my trophy points. I'm so sad now.
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Okay, 100 more messages and I can get Nemract Poster and be freed from this ridiculous curse. Edit: Damn, these replies don't count
        Jun 2, 2026
    19. Biff
      Biff
      A journey beyond would have been a lot more impactful if Aledar didn't do Mitosis and all of them dialouging
      1. Catfan105
        Catfan105
        Or if the quest were less tedious in the beginning stages
        Jun 2, 2026
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      2. Biff
        Biff
        Tbf, when I went at like 11:30, it finally impacted me. Right when I wanted to sleep
        Jun 2, 2026
    20. Biff
      Biff
      ALEDAR CART IS EPIC IF IT ISN'T IN AJF I'M GONNA BE SAD. PRAISE ALEDAR CART. ALEDAR CART >>>>> ALEDAR!
      1. FishBuildz likes this.
      2. Biff
        Biff
        *sadge*
        Jun 3, 2026
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    Sometimes I make stupid semi-vague semi-poetic thoughts, but only when inspiration passes by.
    Maybe one day they'll come back to haunt me.
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