Tubular Toasts

Yo! This thing's here for you to learn about me! So don't feel like a CREEP!

I am a nice fellow
If I ever say something that sounds rude It's 100% sarcasm
I like to use the word rad
I don't like to make people feel bad(cause thats not rad!)
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I like art friendos and friendos in general
you're probably a real cool person because I have no reason to say you're not
I hope I get to kiss Fiesh
I make lots of art! If you want to check it out, just click on my signature or go to my tumblr at https://tubular-toasts.tumblr.com/ (WOW I CAN FEEL THE FUTURE COURSING THROUGH MY PRIMITIVE VEINS)!

Now...
Come, sit by the fireplace.
Take a sip of tea.
..
..
Ok that's enough tea put it back down.
Look at me.
Now look at the fire.
We have nothing in comon.
Now look at me again.
Take another sip.
Stop.
Look at the fire.
Now look at your calendar.
It's been seven days.
Take another sip.
Keep sipping.
And again.
Stop.
Look at the clock.
Time is frozen.
Look at the fire.
What fire?
There was no fireplace.
We are nowhere.
Yet we are somewhere.
Take another sip.
You can't.
There is no tea.
Who are you?
We are and we aren't.
Look at your hand.
Your fingers are sausages.
You're allergic to sausages.
No you aren't.
What's a sausage.
Look at your cup.
Now look at your toungue.
It doesn't seem to fit in your mouth.
Now look at me.
There is no me.
There's only you.
Reading this.