Guide What To Do Whilst Waiting For Garble

Hello all and welcome to my handy dandy list of things to do whilst waiting for the hype train that keeps on being pushed back :)
Time waster 1: alternately pat your hands on your desk/table.
Tip 1: get as close as you can to the gate as possible
Tip 2: get all classes to level 40 as Gavel is for level 40+
Time waster 2: read a book
Time waster 3: go *laughs* g-*laughs* go outside HAHAHAHAHA
Time waster 3: get a stack of all powders
Tip 3: get a teleport scroll for all the towns.
Time waster 4: read all the Gavel related posts on the forums
Time waster 5: troll trollers trolling trolls of the forums
Time waster 69: Post Gavel related threads on the forums
Tip 4: get the best weapon for your level
Tip 5: get the best Armour for your level
Tip 6: make/join a guild Put your Guild xp to 100% and grind dungeons for 5 hours

I hope these Tips/Time wasters whilst waiting for Gable to come out
Love you guys <3 <3 <3
-Neatshark

 

with tip 4

what if I'm a warrior, archer, assassin.

This guide is invalid and unhelpful 0/420 -ign wouldn't eat shit again

lol jk

 

Or you could just sleep for a week, wake up and check if Gavel's out, if not, rinse and repeat.

 

Reading the post, most of its ok then i noticed something about tip 4
Tip 4: get the best wand for your level
the best wand
best wand
WAND?
Are you joking...

If you are going to get a good weapon get a bow, spear or a dagger.

Dont get a wand..
you filthy mage

 

That's my joke and it's not funny when you use like that


;-;

 

Woah suddenly its changed! :) <3 <#

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I'm sorry friend did you copyright the joke? if so i will remove it... :)

 

no lol

Really tho, joke advice: Don't laugh at it until others do. Especially not in text form, where they can't laugh before you do. It makes you seem like you're trying too hard.

 

no lol

Really tho, joke advice: Don't laugh at it until others do. Especially not in text form, where they can't laugh before you do. It makes you seem like you're trying too hard.[/QUOTE]
Note: the laughing was part of the joke... but sure OK :) ill remember that for later

 

Yes yes, I get it, but that's like laughing at your own joke. It kind of ruins the joke, better for someone else to come and laugh at it.

 

Should I edit it out?

 

It's a bit late now...

 

Guess so... but i shall remember that for the future

 

Time waster 7:
Post useless threads on forums about Gavel

Time waster 8:
PM every Mod & Admin and ask them everyday when Gavel is coming out

Time waster 9:
If you see a builder/GM ingame, tell him that he/she should work on Gavel and not be on wynn.

Timewaster 10:
Ask constantly "Gavel out yet?" in the shoutbox.

 

that is the best post that has been posted on the post

 

The joke isn't to go outside. The joke is that he is laughing at the thought of going outside.

 

Done. what now? (I have Endgame everything plzhalp and going to gavel port wont help since it probably will be like all other big updates, everyone will spawn at the spawnpoint where you start your adventure.

 

Thank you someone understands :)

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giggity giggity man... giggity giggity
but in all seriousness just explore every nook and corner find all the ester eggs, make theory's about Gable think of quests, get more stacks of powder... get lots of LE try and get behind the door of time, get behind the door of time, get behind the door of time, get-ge-ge-get b-b-b-b
Shutting doooowwwnnn.
*beep* *boop*

 

Which isn't funny. The joke is somebody's laughing at the thought of going outside, but it just doesn't work if he's the one laughing.

 

Not really, since the only likely thing to be updated in Wynn is the area around Gavel and the Door of Time.

 

That is your opinion and yours only, some people may like the joke, whereas you don't, and that's fine as we are all entitled to our opinion.
<3 <3