Never Ending Sentence

Seeing as no one else has done it since... The incident... I decided I might as well make a "Never Ending Sentance" thread! The rules are simple.

1: please stay on the topic of the last Sentance, like If someone says "one day Bob walked into detlas" don't say "so billy went fishing with his uncle"

2: (as chessy as it sounds) have fun!

I'll start, "Someone decided to throw a double XP bomb on WynnCraft"

 

Everyone enjoyed the xp bomb, but then someone else decided to throw the lag bomb

 

The person who threw the lag bomb was called xxx_scrubdestroyr9785_xxx and that he crashed the server

 

So then everyone logged out of mine craft cause Wynn was down and fished with their uncle

 

Then the uncle said "How's 'bout you teach me how to play that minecraft game?"

 

then you said "no" and you ran away and ended the story

 

but the story wasn't over, and a fish jumped onto the uncle's face and started shouting "Wynncraft's up again!" and then everyone went back on

 

But then the uncle fell into the water, thus drowning while you were running away like a little baby. You then started your computer and said… -

 

Im watching you....
(ignore this bit)
What?...
THATS EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER SAID TO JOHN CENA

 

You felt absolutely creeped out by the computer suddenly gaining the power of speech, and promptly grabbed that metal baseball bat you never knew you had and smashed it into pieces...-

 

Then the computer put itself back together as a robot

 

Then that robot hacked into Wynncraft

 

But The Wynncraft Hacked Robot First

*100% Legit*

 

But the robot realizes that Wynncraft is not an actual person

 

Then they both farted

 

Then they both burped.

 

Then Jumla spilled coffee causing 9/7

 

Then magically and mystically, 9/7 (whatever dat is) was avoided because a herd of cupcake people from iHop came in to save the day, executing Jumla and making unicorns and sunshine rainbows sprout from his eyes....

 

But, 9/7 still happened because of a time loop.

 

Because of the time loop, Jumla did not spill coffee, but instead he spilt tea on his 'delete all button,' and e sbecause of the tea's magical properties, the time loop was time looped and the sunshine rainbows out of his eyes DID happen.