Make A Ban Appeal [not For Real Appeals] [repost]

O yeah I forgot about this

So with this thread, you just comment with the funniest ban appeal you can think of.


Name: xX____goodplyr___XX
Reason you got banned: I was "hacking" when I obviously was grinding at the desert.
Why we should unban you: because I didn't do anything omfg
Do it mods even no how 2 blaz3 it with ther m8$?!÷?!?!??!?!7177263

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Please, do not copy or steal appeals from the Wynncraft Ban Appeal Court video created by IgbarVonSquid.

 

Name: XX_YoloSwegDawgMlgSniperClanEnemy_XX

Reason I got banned: hacking
Reason I should get unbanned: m8 I not hacker, this swag-less loser Xx_IgbarVonScrub_xX banned me for flying above deltas, not hacking.

 

Name : iGrian
Reason i got banned : eating banana
Reason i Should get unbanned : my name is Grian

 

Name: XxNoobkillerxX
Reason of Ban: Knockback hacks
Appeal: i was dueling noobs in ragni throne room and one got mad when i hit him to the rangi gates and called me a haxor when it wasnt hackz it was just skilz because he was noob and i wasnt plzzzzz unabn

 

Name: xX_Th3Pr0Snip3r_Xx
Reason of Ban: Aim bot, fly hacks, kill aura, etc...
Appeal: Y0u admins are just abusing ur powerz. I wazn't doing anyting. I was just killing noobs in ragni because they suck at dis game. I killed them and took there loot liek a normal duel. Dey also gave me free stuff so I wasn't hacking or anythin. I wantz to playz bak but u skrubz randomly banned me 4 no reason. I wazn't hacker. I was too pro for da lvl 75 nubs at Detlas Server 1. Dey just mad cause I rekt them and dey couldn't do anyting. I needz an adminz to help get me unban, I is wanting to pley again. Plz unban me, I will not hack again plzzzzzzz unban me, I beg you. If u dunt unban me, I will hack ur minecraft and ur computer. I will call da police and u will never be heard of again in minecraft because my dad's friend is notch and he owns twitter, so ur ban from does sites.
-xX_Th3Pr0Snip3r_Xx

 

Name: iLikezCatzz69
Reason of Ban: Hacking
Reason to Unban: I have cancer and my doctor said hack on wynncraft and I cure your cancer, pls unban, I haven't hacked enough.... pls unban i don't wanna die ;(

 

Name:DatHacker
Reason of ban: OMG IM BEING DISCRIMINATIMATED AGAINSF!!!
THEY BAN ME BECAUSE MY NAME SAY HACKER!!!!!!

Unban me! I didnt hack! I just used a client that let me fly!!!

 

Name: SaltedAndPepperedPizza
Reason you got banned: Bugging into ToL -ModSquid
Why we should unban you: You just salty and peppery because I am so pro I can hax without hax. I didnt bugged in, I swagged in thanks to my skills and level 420 or my doritos and mountain dew infused minecraft. You just dont blaze it enuf modsquid squad. U dun have da skillz for leveling to a new max lvl 420 cuz u still only a 300 lvl. U no swaggity enuf brah. Leave my skillz alone. Unban me Slated or I will call my waifu Peppered on ya u biatch. Unban or I will do 9/11 on ya dirty little baning keyburd ya Sluted.

I hope you will take unbanning me in consideration because I love this server.

Xoxo Cheesy and salty SaltedAndPepperedPizza

 

Name: PotatoIsDaBestFoodEverAndYouShouldLike,TotallyTryIt,Like,OhMyGod...

Banned For: Every type of hack invented.

Appeal: Is there a problem with like, being a valley girl?

I mean, like, are you discriminating against me?

Just because I'm a valley girl, I'm a hacker, too, right?

This is like, so unfair. I'm best friends with Mr. Potato Head, and he knows George Washington.

And he like, totally knows Notch, and this server will like, become my server.

So you should totally unban me if you don't want that to happen.

I mean, OMG how did I hack?

I was just grinding to level 458932180 at the Pigman Cave.

Is there a problem with that??????????????????

 

Hello Admins/Moderators,
I am the mother of Gavin, also known as Drew1011.
He got banned on your server a month ago. Since he got banned, strange things began to happen.
He doesn't eat, sleep, or go outside anymore. We think he is addicted to your server. We already have visited a psychologist. but without any success. For the safety of our son, we hope you can give him a chance to play again on the server. We are very worried about him. I have spoken with my son and he said he would never "hack" on your server again. My son isn't himself anymore. Please give him one last chance.
Please, I beg you. Let my son play on this server. It is just a game and my son is in danger. Would you prefer to help my son before he might even do something terrible, or would you prefer to give him no thirth chance with the result that my son doesn't eat,sleep anymore? Please think about that.


Regards,
JOHN CENA
Suzanne and James

 

Please, do not copy or steal ideas from the Wynncraft Ban Appeal Court video created by IgbarVonSquid.

 

It's not an idea. That was a real ban appeal that someone posted. Chill out man.

 

Yeah, but it was from Igbar's video, which inspired me to create this thread. I don't want copy cats.

 

But isn't this thread sorta a copy of his video? I was just making a joke. Figured it would get a few laughs if I used that ban appeal. Anyways, whatever, I won't copy Igbar anymore

 

Name: SnIpABlAzA420
Reason you got banned: Hacks
Why we should unban you: I was reking some n00bs at neder, so I kill this guyzzz called IgbarVonSquid, I was reking him soo bad, but then he god madzz and band me. This igbar Kid is no mlg quickscoper and some nub who wants to be kool.
(No offense Igbar)

 

Name: MapleJava

Reason I got banned: For calling Salted a bitch and posting this image i made back in craftedmovie
Reason I should get unbanned:cause salted is really a bitch since he doesnt make vid

 

Name: CavemanJimbo
Reason I was baned: becuz I said Salted's mom is really fat.
Reason I should get unbanned: I was just farming to like 1000000 on emerald trail and then Salted stole my kills so I called his mom fat. He's just a cow anyway. If I an unbanned for 1 week I will die

 

Name: AscendedKitten
Reason I was banned for: Being a cat.
Reason why I should get unbanned: Else I will sue Wynncraft for Dis-cri-mi-na-tion! >.<

 

Challenge accepted.

Name: RedEyedKnight

Again?
They're all still here.
Don't listen to them, Grianfiles, you're your own person, you can make your own informed decisions, they don't run you.
They don't know what you have been through.
They know your name, not your story.
Don't let the man tell you whether or not to unban me, it's your call, your right.
This is your country, and it is time to rise against the other oppressors that are, the other moderators.
So if you decide to keep be banned, so be it, but do not let the others make that decision for you!

#GrianFiles2015

 

IGN: Salted
Why I was banned: I banned myself by accident.
Why I should be unbanned: Because I still need to find out Jumla's gender.
Also, I like to eat salt.
And I'm cool.

EDIT: No hate against Salted. He's actually a pretty funny guy.