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Canadian Being A Religion

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Frostburn, Sep 10, 2015.

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  1. Frostburn

    Frostburn Famous Adventurer

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    What do you guys think would be in a Canadian religion, it ain't real, I aint pushing it, but if someone tries to push it, then they need to stop, or dis be closed.

    What I think would be in it would be praying, tons upon tons of praying, to the moose, beaver, and caribou. Cause sometimes, I moost see you, or beavery happy to see you, or maybe even caribout you.(puns) We will drink maple syrup everyday, and Rice will not call us Diabetes children(hopefully). Now what extremely expensive, stupid, but possibly Canadian things that you think should be in such ridiculous but fun religion? Nothing that pushes other religions, nothing that is directed at another religion, nothing that is hateful in anyway possibly please.
     
    Frostburn, Sep 10, 2015
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  2. Gamebuster

    Gamebuster Knowledgeable Adventurer

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    Um... what even is this?
     
    Gamebuster, Sep 10, 2015
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  3. Frostburn

    Frostburn Famous Adventurer

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    This is the Nemracts bar, this is allowed here, right?
     
    Frostburn, Sep 10, 2015
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    Gamebuster Knowledgeable Adventurer

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    Yeah, but that doesn't stop it from making no sense XD
     
    Gamebuster, Sep 10, 2015
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  5. Frostburn

    Frostburn Famous Adventurer

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    Isn't that what the thread is?
     
    Frostburn, Sep 10, 2015
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  6. Rice

    Rice :) VIP+

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    idk im american so idk anything about canadian religion xd
     
    Rice, Sep 11, 2015
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  7. Lesliep

    Lesliep Lazy Wynn Mage

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    Anything you apologize for will be instantly forgiven.
    Riding a polar bear will be a daily practice in order to
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    B: keep the population down

    Baptism in the blood of the trees (maple syrup)

    A monthly fasting of Canadian bacon and milk in a bag

    Any and all religious disagreements will be settled with a 1 on 1 shoot out, and the priest will act as an impartial goalie
     
    Lesliep, Sep 11, 2015
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    Maple syrup on everything
     
    Twin Lotus, Sep 11, 2015
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    SpadenadeZ1 THE USER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SPADEZ1

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    maple syrup on yo face
     
    SpadenadeZ1, Sep 11, 2015
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    Among other things;
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    • Maple Syrup Baths
    • Beaver costumes everwhere on Halloween
    • Snow during spring
    • Snow during summer
    • Snow during fall
    • Sun during Winter
    • No igloos ever
    • End every sentence with "sorry"
    • Bacon



    Sorry
     
    captainganon, Sep 11, 2015
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    Bio, Sep 11, 2015
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    roboblock93 its a me CHAMPION

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    EH?
     
    roboblock93, Sep 12, 2015
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  13. MysticalToast

    MysticalToast Anime4life

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    dang it you beat me to it >.<
    That was the first thing that came to ming I was about to send the same thing until i saw your post
     
    MysticalToast, Sep 12, 2015
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    I GET IT NOW
     
    acerdone, Sep 13, 2015
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  15. Shadowolfy

    Shadowolfy I didnt do shieeet

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    personally i'd pray on poutine and mapple sirup, that'd be great
     
    Shadowolfy, Sep 29, 2015
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