the infinite tutorial

61 (Hardest step warning): After entering the correct coordinates, you must then go outside and touch grass.

 

step 62: if you followed step 61, you immediately die irl, and lose your chance of ever completing this tutorial. That was a trick to eliminate the weak from the true gamers. The real step 61 is as follows: Drink your weight in Mountain Dew and eat a supermarkets worth of doritos in one sitting, then go into the game and craft a food item with the exact ingredients as doritos, and a potion with the exact ingredients of mountain dew. Consuming these in the Chef's House in Ragni will unlock the real step 62.

 

Step 62: Start questioning your commitment. Let the mind games sink in. "Maybe the real special blue grook plushie was the friends we made along the way". Resist these mind games to get to step 63.

 

Step 63: After the mind games conclude, you should be given the "portrait of the plushie" item, but be careful, because if you die while this item is in your inventory, OR if you drop it or transfer it out of your inventory by any way, you will immediately die and your combat and profession levels will be halved, and you will have to restart the quest.

 

Can't you just cheese the memorizing coordinates part by taking a screenshot

64: Beat Cookie Clicker (100%+17, no cheating) without clicking the cookie. The amount of cookies in your bank at the exact time you get 100%+17 is important in the next step.

 

no, its like the Traveler's Trail minigame. You have to SEE the wynn world, but you CANT use f3
you just have to figure it out from the landscape
Step 65: buy every single item on the trade market from least to most expensive, until you have spent an amount of emeralds equalling that of your cookie count. When you have bought the entire market, wait for it to refill. When you have spent the emeralds equalling the cookies, a new untradeable item should appear which requires you to resell every item you just bought to unlock. When you manage to sell them to ACTUAL BUYERS, then you will be able to buy it, which costs 1 emerald. This is needed for the next step.

 

66. Somehow manage to get every single Liquid Emeralds suggestion added into the game. There will be a hidden hopper somewhere in the Ragni King's boss arena, and you will have to drop the 1 emerald in the hopper. Doing so will unlock the next step.

 

you must then wake up from your dream, because even in this tutorial your terrible suggestions will never be added. You go downstairs to have breakfast and make cereal and milk with egg salad on top, as one does. You will see a piece of shell in the egg salad. Read the code on the back of it and log onto wynncraft with a minecraft account with that code as your username.

 

68: Dahr Mann will be online when you join and he will publicly dox you in chat. Thus starts a new minigame where Dahr Mann and his army of the French-speaking Quebecois you murdered come to you house and you have to fend them off IRL while simultaneously have to complete step 69.
(Secret step 68b: Kill Dahr Mann to receive a $3,000,000 bounty)

 

step 69: nice
be nice to everyone you meet for a week, starting 3 days before the Dahr Mann Fight and ending 2 days after. If you aren't nice to someone, INCLUDING dahr mann, you fail. the exceptions are: 1. Be mean to any and all quebecois (including the minions) bc they deserve it, and 2. do not have "intimate relations" with anyone.
At the end of the week you will have a sacred vision that leads you to step 70

 

Step 70: The vision shows you a random location anywhere in the Minecraft world of the seed equal to the last 32 digits of your Cookie Clicker cookie count. You will have 30 IRL days to go to this location in game.

If the color of the block at the location is yellow, green, or blue, restart the tutorial from the part where you have to beat Cookie Clicker.

 

Step 71: After arriving at the location, you need to download the wynnpack within 15 seconds and build Salted's face.