a question

if you were an in-game item, what stats would your item have?

 

2 decillion damage

 

+10 autism

 

+1 jump height
+20% walk speed
+20% sprint
+200% sprint regen
+ Skip MID: Jumping while sprinting propels you forward while rapidly draining your sprint bar.
(i unironically skip everywhere in real life)

 

- 1.000.000 IQ

 

No stats, but a warp scroll that only takes 3 seconds, not 5, and you can pick any area that you have been to.

 

Bro thinks they're in Regular Show

 

+30 strength
-30 dexterity
+40 defense
-60 agility
-50% walkspeed
+magnet major ID

 

what does that mean

 

+30 intelligence
+30 dexterity
-50 health regen
-5% walk speed
-2 attack speed
+Hyperfocus: while fighting the same enemy for more than 30 seconds, your attacks gain 1% damage per second, but your health and mana regen reduce at the same rate

 

i dont think that im in regular show, actually

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now please let me unsee that

 

Mouse
Fabled Chestplate
Combat Level: 75

Health: 960

-15 Strength
+5 Intelligence
+7 Dexterity
-50% Sprint Regen
-100% Sprint

Major ID: Artistic
If a 5s break from hitting enemies is taken every 10s, gain +10 Intelligence, +8 Dexterity, 50 Max Mana and 15/3s Mana Regen
After continuously hitting enemies for 20s, lose 10 Dexterity, 6 Intelligence, and become Poisoned (50/3s) for 5s

 

Laptop Gamer
+1,000 ping
+5 intelligence
-10 Strength
+10 Agility
-15 Dexterity
-8 defence

Major ID:
mouse lag: every 5 seconds, your mouse disconnects

(i really need a new laptop bruh)