the infinite tutorial

Step 40: Welcome to the parkour. I hope you enjoy your stay. All abilities are disabled (except for sunshower because why not).
after like 20 jumps or smth
You may have noticed the parkour isn't very....short like promised in step 39. Never trust the instructions. Find your way out (its not by doing the parkour hint hint).

 

Step 41: The way out is clear. Simply extract the third-most significant bit from the average RGB color of each block on the wall if that block has a Y+Z coordinate that is prime or divisible by 6. This should give you a 64-bit string; go to the Wynncraft website and click the alerts button 50 times to open up a secret wall of text. Decrypt it with the string, giving you the information that you need to jump into the lava at X= -14032 Z=6691 with 35 int, 70 dex, 105 str, 14 def, and 25 agi. This should let you leave the parkour, and also give you the Stage40Complete flag you need for Step 56.

 

Step 41 Alternative: If you instead do the parkour for 24 hours straight, you can eventually reach the exit. However, the stage40complete flag will not be given. (am I allowed to do this?)
Step 42: Make your way to the catapult in Corkus that launches you into avos territory.

 

Step 43: destroy the catapult by dealing 15,000,000,000 damage to it

 

Step 44 - Build a time machine and revert the destruction of the catapult. Then, catapult at exactly 10:37:15.356ms AM in-game time to Parkour Civilization.

Step 45 - Once in Parkour Civilization, you will have to rank up to a Parkour Master using only 360s. Then, challenge Evbo to a parkour battle.
You will have to win the battle and become the new champion with less than 10 jumps, half of them being either backwards or 360.

Step 46 - Once you are the champion, do a 4 block backwards 360 jump on the command blocks in order to teleport everyone in Parkour Civilization to Wynncraft.

 

Step 47 - Everyone in the previous PKC then has to 100% the Wynncraft Content Book on a new class with some starting perks depending on their rank in PKC, all within 500 hours of teleporting to Wynncraft.

• If you are a Noob, you get no buffs and you have to play the game as normal.
  
• If you are a Pro, get +11% Combat/Prof XP and 1 starting LE.
• If you are a Master, get +33% Combat/Prof XP, 6 starting LE, and the ability to automatically complete 10 things in the Content Book when creating the character.
• You (The Champion) get +66% Combat/Prof XP, 32 starting LE, the ability to automatically complete 30 things in the Content Book when creating the character, and a random mythic item (The mythic's stats are rolled with a Corkian Amplifier III) when reaching level 75.

 

Secret Step 47.5: If you don't automatically complete Shattered Minds, it slowly become apparent that every resident in PKC is actually Likeru during your first interaction with her. She transforms into a boss with undefined health that can only be damaged by sticky bombs 10% fire damage. The way to defeat Likeru is to lure her to the Guardian of the Forest who will then say
[0/0] Guardian of the Forest: *snores thoughtfully
this is a sign that you have done everything wrong so far and must 100% in Monumenta again.
however, if he does not snore, bring Likeru to the area for the Unified Gnome, where Likeru will de-unify into her gnome components. The way to defeat Gnome Components is by dropping Silverbull Shares into the hoppers in the quest Redbeard's Booty on that one island. Once you've defeated all of the Gnome Components, you will be immediately transported to a pocket dimension inside the Zoogle Zone that contains infinite Generic Green Wybel Plushies. You can also press a button to double your plushie quantitiy. It also rewards you with a perfect shiny version of each mythic, however it teleports you here:

In order to escape the past and avoid a paradox of you trying to get that grook plushie, you must drop a talking mushroom into each of the three hoppers. However, the catch is this: They are all screaming. XavierEXE discovered how to get realistic mushroom screams on the in-game soundtrack, and they now scream at you. You will get a migraine, but you return to the present. This step offers a way to skip to step 48 without dealing 100% completion of the wynncraft game. As you return to the present, it becomes apparent that that you can craft talking mushrooms using nine slightly different variations of Likeru that are each composed of nine Gnome Components.

 

Step 48: Thus begins your quest for the Normal Red Grook Plushie. The talking mushrooms will be relevant later, but for now must be stored in the character bank of precisely a level 27 character, on Hardcore mode, that has already failed Hardcore. You must now travel to the Imperial Gate; DO NOT BRING THE GREEN PLUSHIE, for if you do, you will be pursued by assassins with 50,900,000,000 health apiece. Talk to the NPC you find there.

 

Step 49: The NPC will speak to you. Or rather, you will read it:
This is a pile of notes.
Note 1 to self: Don't talk to anyone
Note 2 to self: If you do, don't tell anyone about the secret passage to Corkus. That wouldn't be a good idea.
Note 3 to self: Don't tell any of the guards that the entrance is at -2002, -1991.
The following is unreadable for dark mode users (haha. wait a minute. i've switched into dark mode and it's not that bad. white text on light is invisible. this is just... dark mode users are such complainers sometimes. whatever.)
1. go through the secret tunnel
2. turn left before Corkus
3. /kill with exactly 13.5 soul points (you must have 13 and the server must be halfway through rewarding players with soul points. you must also have either 14 max soul points, or 15 max soul points but zero soul point regen bonus)
4. you will then respawn where you stand with 11.6 soul points
5. return to the notes and right click them with 11.7 soul points
6. you have unlocked half of the first of the four doors to unlock the Normal Red Grook Plushie

 

Step 50: You will receive an email at the email address you last used when redeeming your monthly crate. It will request a text file containing a specific, randomly generated string. Paste the string it gives you into a plaintext file. Generate a GPG key. Use this key to sign the file, then send the signed file in a reply to the email. If you have done this correctly, you will receive a second email with a different, randomly generated string.

Visit the first of the four doors to unlock the Normal Red Grook Plushie. It will be at one of three locations: behind the blacksmith in Detlas, under Ava’s workshop, or on top of the blue meteor. It doesn’t matter if you guess wrong the first or second try, just that you get there in the end. Once at the door, paste the second string you received into the chat and send the message. This will prepare the door to be unlocked.

Note: the door is not unlocked quite yet. Attempting to enter it at this stage will boot you to Ragni and reset your Monumenta progress.

 

Step 51: use /lobby to go the lobby and visit the Modeler's Workshop inside the tree house. Pressing the secret button will give you the message:

Secret Found! 1 to go!

Continue up the waterfall to reach the Builder's Lounge, where you must discern which of the many buttons is the secret button. Pressing the wrong one will wipe your account bank.
Successfully finding the button will result in you immediately being sent to World 9 on your highest total level class (if it is a tie, whichever appears first in your class selection screen). If the world is full, you will occupy a champion slot regardless of rank and if those are full, then a champion is kicked off.
Now, the red door is unlocked and going through will reward you with the Normal Red Grook Plushie

However, should you fail this step by going to the Lounge and pressing the button before the Workshop, your bank will be wiped of Generic Green Wybel Plushies and Talking Mushrooms, meaning you must restart the tutorial from the very beginning.

Thus begins your quest to find Mundane Yellow Wynnston Plushies.

 

Go to the Fallen Factory and complete it 1,000 times with no armor and a depressing weapon (depressing stick, bow, etc.) If you die or your internet goes out, 100% Monumenta again on a new account. Also, if the string that was generated from step 50 has specifically 5 sixes, all items and plushies related to the quest will be wiped from your inventory and you must start the tutorial from the very beginning to generate a new string. After you have completed all 1,000 runs, bring all plushies and feed them to Wynnston. You must now fight a superbuffed hybrid of Wynnston and the Antikythera Supercomputer with 1,000,000,000 HP. If you get the boss down to exactly 555,555,555 HP, use a Relos teleportation scroll. A secret button can now appear at the coordinates, 534, -7705 in Death's Realm, but only on November 1st or 2nd on a full moon.

Click the button. A message will flash across your screen:

Wynnston lurks nearby...

Kill Wynnston (who still has his 555,555,555 HP from earlier in the tutorial, if you did everything correctly). Killing Wynnston with different Gert weapons will reward different parts for the Mundane Yellow Wynnston Plushies. You must do the entire fight with these weapons to get Wynnston's drops.

Gert Bangswing Manypointystick - Mundane Yellow Wynnston's Heart
Gert Whooshy Bonkpole - Mundane Yellow Wynnston's Head
Gert Rock Smashbanger - Mundane Yellow Wynnston's Leg
Gert Swingpoke Cuttyrock - Mundane Yellow Wynnston's Foot
Gert Shootstick Tossflinger - Mundane Yellow Wynnston's Arm

Gert Super Special Magic Ultistick - Mundane Wynnston Plushifier

Combine all of Wynnston's parts at the Maex Refinery Machine, and it will create the Mundane Yellow Wynnston Plush? The item's description is:

This item may need to be further refined to unlock its full power...

The following text will now play:

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That's all that is legible.

 

52. Give 10 every single item in the game to Likeru

 

53. Likeru will then reward you with a Sticky Key, but you must be looking directly at the sun both in-game and irl to receive the key.

 

Use the Sticky Key on the door for the Far From the Roots secret discovery instead of the corroded key, and it will send you to a bossfight of every Qira mob, division leader, and boss at once, including Qira without the inhibitor. If you beat it, Qira gives you a large hammer. If you go to the anvil at the rymek blacksmith, you can crush your Mundane Yellow Wynnston Plush?
you then throw the dust into any 3 pixel high flowing water on the map, and it is teleported to any offmap quest location. You have 5 minutes to find it before it despawns and you have to start all of this over again. If you find it, you will see it has become "Yellow Wynnston Mud" and you have to bake it into clay by throwing it into one randomly picked lava source in the molten heights. It is generated randomly per player so you might need to try it a few times, and do these steps again.
If you successfully find the right lava, you obtain the "Baked Wynnston Pot"

 

55. Go back to the Fallen Factory and give the pot to Wynnston. He will then lead you to a secret entrance to "THE FORUM". It turns out that all Minecraft servers are connected through "THE FORUM". For some reason, all of the portals aren't labeled. Your next step depends on the type of server you end up in:

SMP (80% Chance): Go back to Step 1, however the health and damage of all mobs are multiplied by x, where x is the average of every overall ID quality of every item you gave to Likeru in Stage 52.

Stereotypical P2W server (18% chance): Spend 10,000 USD on the 3rd-highest tier of crate in the P2W server you end up in. Once done, go back to Monumenta and 100% it again 1,000 times, continuing the tutorial from there.

Anarchy Server (1.5% Chance): You will be teleported back to the forum. The chances of going back to Wynncraft will be reduced by 10% (stacks btw).

Creative Server (0.4999% Chance): Go back to Parkour Civilization and jump for the beef. Afterwards, continue with steps 45+.

Hypixel: (0.000099% Chance): 100% Hypixel SkyBlock on all profile slots, then do FF 1,000 more times multiplied by your Networth across all your profiles.

Wynncraft (0.000001% Chance): You will be sent back to Wynncraft, but it's 2 days after the server opened for the first time. You can now move on to the next step.

 

56: you have to know what each update will bring in advance and invest accordingly based on how you know the market will fluctuate. Once you reach a full bank page of LE with no effort put in, you must irl trade it to jim the canary man, and use it to buy Champion Extra Pro Max Plus rank on the wynncraft store. You now have infinite class slots. Put one class in each location ever used for a festival Guiding of the Spirits/Travelers Trail/Scavenger Hunt/Hearthflame Hunt/Whatever, with the combined level of that class equalling the number of the day that location was unlocked multiplied by the last 2 digits of the year the festival happened in, with any bounty/bonus locations having to have 2 classes in it. Those classes each must be using every single Black Market cosmetic from the according festival possible simultaneously. Then click on the create new class button and click the secret new button that is open. This will unlock the step 57

 

Convince at least 50% of the voter population in quebec to complete this tutorial up to this point.

 

58: take any quebecois from this group who speaks french and kill them. drink the blood and then stare at the trippy forest until you see colors floating in midair. Do the quest "The marauders dues" until you are in the wizards trash pit, and assemble the color patches into the way you see them. this unlocks step 59

 

59: you will be teleported to a room and in the center is a special Blue Grook Plushie. If you try to click on it, walk over it, or in any way obtain it you recive a red message saying "you are not worthy" and then all your wynncraft accunts and monumenta accounts will be deleted. You will also be banned from wynncraft for 3-5 business days and be forced to restart the quest

 

60: you have to /class until you glitch up out of the room which will take you to a room full of coal block teleporters. They teleport you to a random map location which you have 1 second to figure out where you are before being tped back and you have to enter the coordinates of the location on a keypad to unlock step 61