Buying WE BUY SHIT MYTHICS!

HI THERE, MY NAME'S BANKY MCBANKERSON AND I'M HERE TO BUY YOUR TERRIBLE MYTHICS, FABLES, AND OTHER SOUGHT-AFTER ITEMS!

Do you have a terrible mythic that just refuses to sell?
Have you pulled a shit mythic for a class you don't play?
Have you rerolled a mythic for the 10th time, just to get even more bad rolls?
Do you just have like a really fucking bad mythic that you don't want?

I WILL BUY IT!*
*Purchase of mythic not guaranteed. I am still decently poor.

Hi there. I'm Banky McBankerson, formerly known as Maxie, and I'm here to buy anything that you don't want. They don't even have to be Mythics. I'll buy any shit items!!! I don't even care anymore!!!!!

Simply drop a message in the forum board below or DM me on discord @mzxie.nil to begin negotiating a price!!!!! It's practically free money!!!!!!!!!

And the best part?
The Banky McBankerson Dow Jones Buyback GUARANTEE!
The Banky McBankerson Dow Jones Buyback Guarantee (BmBDJBG) ensures that if your item ever goes up in value and you wanna sell it, or if you find a use, you can purchase it back with a mere 7% interest for every month your item was in my, Banky McBankersons, possession without being used!**
** 50% pricing of any powders or rerolls applied to weapon included. Buyback may not always be available if mythic is in use. Interest is not applied while item is in use.

Disclaimer: Any monetary compensation offered is not guaranteed to be "worth it", "a lot", or "acceptable".

 

please buy this thing i actually dont want to see it in my tm or bank anymore

 

Uh uh what happened?

 

i decided to gamble one of the three unid warps i got and uh got carried away

 

4 times…. That’s not even useable .-.

 

I have random misc garbage I need help getting rid of :(

 

idk how but i somehow sold it for 2stx on tm LOL

 

Peak

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You need to reroll that imo a couple more times trust

 

bought these two items almost 2 years ago. cost me almost 40 le and i just want them gone .-.
honestly i would accept even just 20 le.

 

3stx oe 2.9stx plz i need it gone I just want my remaining money backk :((

 

it sold nvm ty to all seriosly thank you

 

I wts this abso.

 

I don't know if its bad or not but