Void Rift (rp) - Intermission

I'll bump too.

 

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The hiatus will be going on for a little while longer, but hopefully not much longer!

 

mr. bumpman (bring me a bump)

 

Speed Bump

 

bump because why not

 

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The hiatus has lengthened a little more, but...it's not infinite!

Probably.

 

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The Void Rift is real guys I swear just wait a little longer

 

You might say I'm a bumper, but I'm not the only one

 

bonk​

 

Bumpo or slumpo

 

B-b-bump? T-t-time?

 

Real Eyes Realise Real Lies bump

 

Yeah, brrah
Yeah
Hey, what are you hiding? (Watch)
What you doin' when you're gone? (Hey, hey)
Nothing wrong being private (watch)
Make sure it ain't wrong (yeah)
Your life double-sided (watch)
Two-faced like coins
What side do I get? (Watch)
What side are you on?
So what have you done? (Brrah)
Some of your dirt has come to light (yeah)
Why were you speedin' up that hill until the brakes come off? (Hey, hey)
And someone saw you in a fight
Am I right?
It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails
You just don't like to flip all the time
But if you spin it then you get to see both sides
Oh, the thrill of the double life
Lie detector time (watch)
Do you feel bad when you lie? (Watch)
The look on your face says the best life (watch)
And then come home like it's fine
Am I right? (Watch)
So what have you done?
Some of your dirt has come to light
Why were you speedin' up that hill until the brakes come off? (Hey)
And someone saw you in a fight
Am I right? (Ah)
It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails
You just don't like to flip all the time
But if you spin it then you get to see both sides
Oh, the thrill of the double life (brrah)
Who will you be tonight?
That's the question (brrah)
Who will Gru be tonight?
That's the question (yeah)
I know you heard the rumors (hey)
You must get over to it right away (oh)
If anyone can do it, you gotta get there soon, it's not okay (hey)
You got cars to drive, plenty jets to fly (baow, baow)
When will you arrive? You're running out of time
Don't you see that everything is on the line?
So I'm sorry but you have to choose a side
You'll never know when it's your time to go (side, hey)
And where you end up in life, that's code (side)
You can't ignore, you're spinning your life (baow, baow)
Your watch is broken 'cause you spent all your time (side)
It's now or never, on this, everything rides (side)
Before the spinning stops, you must pick a side (yeah, yeah, brrah)
Who will you be tonight?
That's the question (yeah, yeah)
Who will Gru be tonight?
That's the question (yeah)
Who will you be tonight? (Hey)
That's the question (yeah)
Who will Gru be tonight? (Ayy)
That's the question

 

Spoiler: Surprise Abigail Appearance

“You know you all missed me. Admit it: I was the most popular character. I ruined canon, like, three times!”
Couldn't import the image onto the forums without it looking either massive or terrible quality, so here's an imgur link.
“Yeah, great move making the canvas size excessively huge.”

 

Bu to the mp

 

This thread did NOT fall out of a coconut tree

 

then staphanie fUCKING SHOOTS ARTEMIS AND HE DED

 

"I'd never do such a thing to one of my dear friends! I don't think turning on her would be a good idea, anyway - especially with the company she keeps. There aren't even any gunpowder weapons nearby either, outside of the industrial nations - that horned woman is the only person I've seen with one."

"I'd win if you tried, anyway."

"Well...that's debatable, Artemis."

"Fighting me in a forest, Stephanie? You know enough about Guardians to understand the position you'd be in against me."

"I think it's best we just let this hypothetical drop - I don't want to hurt our friendship."

"Agreed."

 

Speed Bump

 

Merry Bumpmas!