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yes i wrote my jedi thesis on it

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what is johnny cash and is it different from normal cash?

 

johnny cash is like guy fieri

why is guy fieri like that?

 

Cuz he's a guy who likes fire, I mean, the name says it all.

Did I forget which question I wanted to ask?

 

I guess.

You gonna finish that taco?

 

No, gimme the guac
should soulpoints exist

 

no, soulbound items shouldn't exist
(don't ask me my opinion on soul points, you will get very angry)
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

I mean the answer is obviously clearly Chuck Norris.

Who would win in a 1v1, a stapler or a human hand? (Believe it or not, this question is inspired from a true story)

 

Chuck Norris.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

Question as obvious as the one before, Peter Parker is the answer.

What is ham?

 

ham is whatever you want it to be. it transcends our restrictive ideas of human definition, and isn't a single concept or a single thing. you can't point to something and go "that's ham", because ham is everything. it's all around us. i kick a puppy - no, i just kicked ham. i try to go to bed, but my bed is ham. the ham infiltrates my thoughts - no, the ham is my thoughts. i sleep and wake and eat and it's ALL HAM. there IS NO ESCAPING THE HAM. THE HAM IS EVERYTHING AND THE HAM IS EVERYWHERE. YOU ARE THE HAM AND THE HAM IS YOU.

what is an "italy"

 

It can be whatever you want really, a toaster, a chair, a bathroom, a lake, a pen, etc. The only thing it cannot be is a country, especially if famous for its food and *cough organized criminal activity *cough *cough. If you wish to define a general category of what an "italy" is though, you can say it's a.........-me, Mario!

Why is Mario an italian who speaks english (kinda) invented by the japanese?

 

hmmm... seems kinda fishy... sounds like we're missing one nation...

how do I subscribe to olinus10?

 

Legends say that if you skill issue very hard in quests you'll become automatically subscribed to him.

Why do wynncraft updates take so long?

 

because the dern beast has to review them first, but oh wait he doesn't exist yet

does sohso like meth? is he going to be walter white?

 

no, he likes math.

how do you cook a Suspicious Egg?

 

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What do we do with a drunken sailor?

 

Feed him to the rats.

How make rat colossal?

 

RNA polymerase (RNAP) adds nucleotides to the 3’ end so the strand is synthesized in a 5’ to 3’ direction

How do I get a good grade in AP Bio?

 

Just keep doing whatever you said before you asked

What is logic?