Bullshit Your Way To Victory

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where does the explosion come from if the rock isnt there. also thanks to slowtime i am in all cities at once, so all the cities in existence hold a plebiscite, and elect my administration with majority. Me and mardeknius rule all the cities.

 

not quite keeping up to date on this thread but so true bestie

 

no ive been keeping track perfectly. Its everyone else who hasnt been keeping track. That reset last week didnt count, cause they forgor that i was still decanonized, so This is accurate.

 

no I mean I'VE not been keeping track
I trust you're right about whatever it is you're saying

 

noice

 

I use my reality-thinner to spread you even further apart into countless tiny shards, each so small to the point where you cannot maintain a consciousness. I let Mard hold the city for now due to my pact with them a while ago, but take the time to grow my robot army during the meantime.

 

Is there not only one city at a time?
Pretty sure there can only be one of the City.

 

also true

 

you fool. At a low enough density every part of me becomes conscious and absolutely beholden to the Tzelofachadian Hivemind. There are now countless of me. I destroy your army of robots and each one of me now holds a different city, and infects every new city created automatically. Now i no longer have to resort to time manipulation. All of me can be possesed by the ethereal substance of me at my request, controled by me, and I can resist any attack on any part of me, and replace any one of me at will. Mardek and one of me control the main city, and i have control of all other ones too.

 

Unfortunately, I too have prepared for this. Retreating to a private lair in the midst of space, I slowly work to create a lethal disease capable of targeting every single strain of living material belonging to Tzelofachad, dissolving it into pure energy recycled in order to create more viruses. I start off by virus-bombing every single city until they are fully cleansed of you, then turning the energy into more bombs that I scatter every inch of the world with. I also use the permanent rift created by the corgi, which exists outside of time due to being rooted in the narrative, to spread my contagion past the very fourth wall itself, systematically eradicating all new instances of you from the narrative as soon as they appear.

 

The virus is physical. I am ethereal. That is all

 

@Tzelofachad are we still winning
if not lmk I can probably help

 

Given that I'm the only person who's actively been making backup cities, I had control of all the cities you infected, allowing me to self-destruct all of them before you can take control of the self- destruct equipment. I then teleport a black hole into the City, destroying it along with the last remaining fragment of you, as your existence is now tied to the cities themselves. I then construct a new city that you cannot infect as you no longer exist.

 

I just need a quick revival, but we still got the main city

 

I become Wynncraft staff and edit the code so that the Dullahan skins are all replaced with Tzelofachad, so he's the one put in the Lazarus Pit instead, which revives him
also I send a clone into the future

 

I now exist again, and even if you Own the city, I step in to administrate it. You may own the team, but i am the coach and the manager. You will thank me later when all the citizens never want to leave.

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nice one

 

Although you manage to bluff your way into office, a building you enter mysteriously collapses. Insisting that the rubble was uninhabited, I quickly clear the site by dumping everything into the nearest star. Only several days later do people realise you unfortunately entered a building that had been declared unstable that very morning. As it was your first day on the job, you had not yet become well-known enough for people to think too hard about your disappearance, and I destroy any evidence of wrongdoing on my part.

 

Luckily your henchmen misunderstood the instruction, and placed me inside a pentagram, perhaps thinking i was a demon? Anyways i simply step out and reenter the city.

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BTW given that our very own Mardeknius is now on the item team, if they created an item called: The City, and possesed it, would that count as owning the city?

 

However, I wasn't foolish enough to not confirm your death, so when you reenter the city, I use my teleportation ray to teleport you into the sun again. I also keep a watch for anyone else who looks or acts like you and repeat the procedure on them.

Nope. Calling a weapon Pineapple doesn't make it a pineapple, so calling a weapon The City does not make it The City.

 

aww shucks. I miniaturize the city and put it into the item called "The City" I buy the only copy of the city off the tm. Now I own the city