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Why do i never read the white text
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I don't know

Why is the fluid from the glowsticks so tasty?

 

because it glows, radioactive stuff glows, uranium is radioactive, uranium has lots of calories, chocolate has lots of calories therefore glow stick fluid is chocolate

Why do the neighbours gossip all day behind closed doors?

 

That's not gossip, that's a criminal organization plotting to overthrow the city's government, turning it into a hub for the illicit drug trade. Eventually, they plan to gain enough power to influence the United States's government, and, with that much power, nothing would be able to stop their global conquest.

Why are rats so fast?

 

rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats they have cameras the rats they have microchips they can hear you they can see you they know your secrets you can't hide you can't stop them there's no running awAY you CAN'T run away you CAN'T YOU can't you're panicking you need to calm down you CAN'T the rats have sURROUNDED YOU they can SEE you you CAN'T HIDE YOU can't RUN you CAN'T stop panicking you CAN'T stop panicking you CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP PANICKING YOU CAN'T STOP partying


Which is more delicious: mac-and-cheese-flavored lava? or sour-candy-flavored plutonium?

 

Neither. The correct answer is sweet-uranium-flavored panic zealot.

Where is the radioactive candy factory?

 

Urelix's secret iron golem factory doubles as a radioactive candy factory.

Where did I put my phone?

 

In it's case.

Why are Youtube shorts so bad

 

As far as I'm aware Youtube isn't a clothing-specialized company, that's probably why their shorts are so of bad quality, they should just keep doing internet stuff and nothing else.

Why do yogurt and cheese come from the same animal?

 

The difference is whether you say “Ba cheart pointi anam a bhaint” or “Ta stair gan cheann leisciuil agus olc” to the milk before enchantimg it.

Is Wynncraft the Dark Souls of Minecraft servers?

 

The souls in wynncraft are blue, during the festival of the spirits, I think.

Why is Grindpixel so popular?

 

Because the heathen Hypixelites have not yet beheld the light of Salted. They need Him.

What was up with the ancient civilization on the Volcanic Isles?

 

Probably the sky.

Why is this thread so inactive?

 

They were impacted by a planet-wide selective soul disentegration event via interdimensional electromagnetic beam.

Am i going crazy?

 

The prefix chrono- means time.

How do we revive wynncraft forum games?

 

Cry.

Why am I unfunny?

 

Silk Flowers, an ascension material required for Xingqiu, can be found in front of the Wangshu Inn and around the courtyards of Liyue in clusters of two at certain bushels.
What does it mean to "git gud"?

 

It means to remove the innards of a deity.

Why is seltzer so divisive

 

Divisive? I think the word you mean here is digestive. I took some of that Alka-Seltzer shit last night and oh boy the intercontinental burps

Why this year Festival of the Blizzard is starting later than the previous year?

 

Global warming

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