Any Class UZB Cursed Builds collection/requests

the necklace?



. . . this is why they should accept my IM application, so that I can prevent catastrophes such as this from happening

 

no no no no no this cannot be happening!

 

Creator(s): Elytry
Main Item(s): Roiling Ruckus, although every item choice barring Vaward & Reminder is questionable.
Element Combo: TFA although I guess you could say TWFA
Archetype(s): Full Acrobat
Build Link:WynnBuilder
Primary Damage: Multihit: 28k, Smoke Bomb: 17k, Jasmine Bloom: 6k per second
EHP (Total): 43559.75
Life Sustain (Y/N/M): 384/hpr
Tomes (Y/N): No
Comment (if any): Made this today: tell me if it is the worst acro build you've ever seen. (Actually, I've tested it, it lootruns like a better morph. It just relies on Weightless for all mana regen. No infinite flight!)

 

OK this thread is, like, officially open again for requests and submissions
It's been long enough where there's now a big new pool of items to use
and if nothing else I'll just be posting cursed builds here now and again

 

Creator: Mardeknius
Main Item(s): Idol
Element Combo: ETW
Archetype: Paladin/Bonk (colloquially known as "bonkadin")
Build Link: Wynnbuilder Link
Primary Damage: 44k bash, 51k with Ragnarokkr
EHP: 18.3k with war scream
Life Sustain: M (a bit of regen and LS)
Tomes: Y, but if you don't have any switch achro gloom out for metamorphosis
Comment: ETW Paladin just seemed like such a good idea at the time

 

Creator(s): Elytry
Main Item(s): Plague Staff, Cytotoxic Striders, Cold Wave.
Element Combo: EWF (It's kind of ETWFA, but mostly EWF.)
Archetype(s): Lightbender, Riftwalker (Windsweeper, Breathless, and More Winded at the bottom of the tree. Pretty normal Lightbender tree)
Build Link: WynnBuilder
Primary Damage: (Per Hit) Ophanim (Total) = 5.4k, Ophanim 20 winded = 9k. (With Morrowind that is 17k and 28.9k respectively)
EHP (Total): 26.2k (Armor tomes are heavily recommended.)
Life Sustain (Y/N/M): No life sustain.
Tomes (Y/N): No
Comment (if any):
Ok, thanks for the feedback, I'll keep that in mind in designing future cursed builds.

 

(Denied on grounds of inviability without a gimmick - it's bad, and while some cursed builds get away with being bad, they do so bc they have some other gimmick that makes up for it. Like, if this had been a rawstack build (melee OR spell) instead of trying to do poison and spell at the same time, or if it had just been a poison build with some other fun gimmick, even if it was bad it would've gone through, but this one just doesn't have enough cursitocity to make up for its inviability)
That being said
something like https://wynnbuilder.github.io/build...1o-Y16-Y1P1g00001000FU0z0z0+0+0+0+0-zZlELhU6B is closer to acceptable
just like
if it doesn't really have that much of a gimmick, at least try to get it good dmg
idk I feel like I'm being too harsh
I'm just trying to eke out guidelines here-

 

Etw idol without anam is a crime

 

ehp suffers too much

 

As if that matters when u play etw lol

 

well look the point of ETW paladin is "ETW but without the ETW"

 

oops i forgot i was in cursed builds

 

Creator(s): Elytry
Main Item(s): Pure, The Siren's Call, Cold Wave, Athanasia, Renda Langit
Element Combo: WFA
Archetype(s): Riftwalker (With a few abilities in lightbender to get orphion's pulse)
Build Link: WynnBuilder
Primary Damage: Ice Snake = 4.3k , Full Winded = 14.4k
EHP (Total): 41.7k
Life Sustain (Y/N/M): 8k/Heal Spell with Orphion's Pulse
Tomes (Y/N): No
Comment (if any): Yes, this is Pure Ice Snake Spam. Why use a mythic for spamming a spell it was clearly designed to spam, when you can use the one is wasn't designed for instead?

 

You've inspired me.
Creator: Mardeknius, but Elytry's idea
Main Items: Pure, Pandemonium
Element Combo: Rainbow
Archetype: Riftwalker but a bit of lightbender for orph pulse
Build Link: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/build...OH0Ql0t0y0u1G0j1g000000z0z0+0+0+0+0-zZjp-u6H1
Primary Damage: 6458.69 Ice Snake (21575.85 with winded)
EHP: 26881.13
Life Sustain: Yes
Tomes: No
Comment: Don't you just love it when you're building and then you suddenly notice that you can just slip Pandemonium into your build to make it that much more cursed

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also I should say btw orph pulse heal def counts as life sustain

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also I didn't notice your build was WFA 'til just now
bonus points right there

 

here are a couple Lament builds
I'm really mad at TWA
like why the hell is it consistently the best one, always
it's the damned meta
EWA (I'm crying and sobbing EWA is my favourite but this build is maybe the worst one): https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...k11-V22-T1E1g00001004fI0z0z0+0+0+0+0--VxDxsb0
TWA (ew): https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...k-V1122-T191g00001004fI0z0z0+0+0+0+0--VxDxsb0
TWF (TWF is cool too, so at least this one's decent): https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...k-d16220y-d1g00001004fI0z0z0+0+0+0+0--VxDxsb0
EWF (HAHA let's all point and laugh at the worst elemental combo): https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...k0t-Y2212-Y1g00001004fI0z0z0+0+0+0+0--VxDxsb0

 

Creator(s): Earthbrine(Me)
Main Item(s): Blue mask, statue, pandemonium, recalcitrance, collapse, infernal impulse
Element Combo: ETWFA rainbow
Archetype(s): Paladin
Build Link: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/build...1i0t0t0t0t1g00001001Z60z0z0+0+0+0+0-jNBVDp-70
Primary Damage: Hybrid
EHP (Total): 39577.24
Life Sustain (Y/N/M): Rally
Tomes (Y/N): No
Comment (if any): uhhhh
here's a normal war build I guess

 

Oh boy it's been a long time since I've posted here.
Anyway, I noticed in the patch notes that my favorite relik got buffed, so here's my take on a Panic Zealot Dawnbreak Struggle Super Duper Ultra Mega Giga Cancelstack build.
Creator(s): Arbitrary
Main Item(s): Panic Zealot, Dawnbreak, Struggle
Element Combo: ETFA
Archetype(s): Acolyte w/ masks
Build Link: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/builder/#8_09V0ZS0nY0QR0DU0BK0BI0Jc02ICI-100008New PZ02404010305B090560-720C0553-790F60M0201b0N40S0201L0h0GFurious Effigy0t0109d0u0104G0w0331ba0si13013dL1A0230h2w1C0230h2w1E0230h2w1D1100161M1g00001007lU0z0z0+0+0+0+0-jdRxRand0
Primary Damage: Melee (81.5k dps)
EHP (Total): 18k
Life Sustain (Y/N/M): Aura heals, bit of lifesteal
Tomes (Y/N): Y
Comment (if any): God I love making cursed builds. This probably isn't optimized but hey when was that ever the point. (Edit): Please ignore the ability tree I have no idea what shaman wants to do with that nowadays. I don't even know if acolyte is the right archetype for melee builds.

 

mark my words in a single week this isn't going to be cursed

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Hey, me too!

 

if you really disregard ehp you can go very slightly higher

https://wynnbuilder.github.io/build...1C1104191M1g000010036C0z0z0+0+0+0+0-jdRxRand0
WynnBuilder build:
> Dune Storm
> Rekkr
> Struggle
> Dawnbreak
> Dispersion
> Breezehands
> Prowess
> Recalcitrance
> New PZ [t6t6t6]

 

Creator(s): dearboy
Main Item(s): Panic Zealot, Pain Cycle, Dawnbreak, Old Keeper's Ring(plus stealing ring), Vindicator
Element Combo: ETFA
Archetype(s): Acolyte/Ritualist
Build Link: https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...w0q1100111L1g00001004fO0z0z0+0+0+0+0-j-R-pXn8
Primary Damage: 61k melee 4k tether tick
EHP (Total): 27k
Life Sustain (Y/N/M): Y
Tomes (Y/N): N
Comment (if any): Gruesome Knots + Furious Effigy, Greed + Magnet
i use this for lootruns(though switching off from pz makes me lose all bloodpool which is a pain)