SPOILER THE END OF THE WORLD

I HAVE MORE THEORIES, YOU CANNOT STOP ME, I WILL ALWAYS POST SH##POSTS I MEAN REAL THEORIES FOREVER. Anyways using some mathematics and basic thinking I have calculated that Wynncraft will canonically end in 1563 AP and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Anyways I was running shaman as all my good ideas come from shaman and I was doing the best quest in the game of "Beyond the Grave". Once I died (praise DEATH), I decided to look around because surely there is some secrets in here. Sadly there wasn't anything that caught the wiki's or anyones eye... expect for the hourglass. When you enter the room it says about those human hourglasses which I don't really care about... a bit racist though why no elf or villager hourglasses??? Are they immortal??? Expect we see villager ghosts in his realm so no idea.... ANYWAYS, there is the massive hourglass which Death states: "Death: MY MIND HAS SLIPPED, I FORGOT TO MENTION THE MASSIVE HOURGLASS. IT SHOWS HOW MUCH TIME THE WORLD HAS LEFT". Not the end of human life... the world. And you might think "well okay but it doesn't say how much time we have left... OR NOT. INFACT I COUNTED THE EXACT AMOUNT OF SAND COMPLETED AND SAND LEFT! With this we can use some maths to figure out how many years Wynncraft canonically has left.



Disclaimer: but because we don't know when the world began exactly we have to assume with the oldest thing we know which is the Dogun Chieftains 4000 BP. Because of this, as soon as we get earlier lore confirming anything earlier then that the answer will change.

SO! If doing off by lore and not my previous level-year counting system, we know that the world has been around for 5000 years (4000 BP to 1000 AP) all we have to do is divide the years the world has been around by the amount of completed sand then multiply the sand per year ratio by the sand left then to add + 1000AP to our total to get the exact year of the end of the Wynncraft world.



Math time:
Sand per Year Ratio: 5000 years / 142 sand completed = 35.2112676056.
Years left: 35.2112676056 year-sand x 16 sand left = 563.38028169.
End of World: 1000 + 563.38028169 = 1563.38028169.

And rounding down to 1563, that gives us the answer of the year the world will canonically end and there is no changing my mind because I trust Death with the bottom of my heart and anything in that quest is 100% accurate and the sand amount was totally not just a random amount of sand they placed to just look good.

But what does this mean... Well it obviously means that we should just quit Wynncraft. All the quests, raids, dungeons mean NOTHING. The world will end no matter what we do, the world will end anyways even if we try our hardest, fate is determined and now that we know when it is... there is NO point to anything we do we should all quit because it is all worthless. 100%.

 

0/10 theory there was no obligatory "that's just a theory, a WYNN THEORY!" at the end. Completely discredited.

 

CT needs to make a quest about this lmao

 

Only if the timeline is deterministic, i.e. if the future is set in stone. CT can we please get one or lots of time travel quests to determine the nature of Wynn's world line(s) please (maybe like one with Santa in it and he becomes all evil slash corrupted that would be epic sauce)

 

what if we flip it? (ǝɯ ǝʞᴉl)

 

wynncraft is cannonically in the year 1000 AP, and has been doing so for (insert number of wynncraft years because my lazy ass does not want to count)
Also Pumpkinn was last seen sitting on the Gylian meteors.

 

Using the same logic for doomsday equation, "The Berlin's wall future duration will be between one third and three time its past duration", so yeah We still have about 1,600 years to 15,000 years. Don't worry folk.

 

The oldest Earth thing we know is the Colossus.

 

Yes but we do not have a date of when it was made so we can't use it for this.

 

That does remind me of something...

 

boy do i have news for you regarding (most) elves (as for villagers idk death just forgor)

 

more uses for the time valley door thing!