Get To 0 Before Being Counted Down To -3000!

-1330
as your superior, am I allowed to order you by the power invested in me from uzbuz to start counting down instead of up
if so
I do so

 

-1329
I am contractually obligated to Ascend by any means necessary, even through Anarchy

 

-1330

 

-1331
(quick, before ascendant remembers that I'm not his superior anymore because UZB has ditched the wynncraft method of guild hierarchy-)

 

-1330
(quick, before mard realizes that they're not my superior even in Wynn anymore because I left)

 

-1331

 

-1332
(quick, before ascendant realizes I haven't been in the wynncraft guild for months)

 

-1333

 

-1334

Dang, and I thought the whole ____ of the Realm is a cool guild thing y'all have. Like, I've seen a couple more people with a similar title.

 

-1333
It is

 

-1334

well it don't explain the guild drama that I just saw happen between you two

________________________________

uhh not drama, lore!

 

-1335
ok so
the realm of uz is pretty much just a collection of internet people who happened to play wynncraft at some point in their lives nowadays
like
the guild is completely dead in wynncraft
but we're still active here and on discord, quite
like I'm definitely a member of the realm of uz
just not in the game wynncraft

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consider us more a "club" or a "community" than a "guild"
ascendant and I are still in the realm of uz, both quite active members, just neither of us are specifically a part of the wynncraft branch

on that note
did YOU KNOW that you can join the realm of uz [UZB] WITHOUT leaving your current guild because we don't care whether or not you're active in Wynncraft? That's why you should join the realm of uz [UZB] today!
this has been an advertisement

 

-1336
GASP DO I GET EPIC REALM TITLE TOO??

 

-1337
I mean
hypothetically
were you to join
you could give yourself one yes

 

-1338

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

-1339
I'll be more persuasive when I am not so tired that I'm scared to stand up because I'm worried I will fall over
until then, take this quote from uzbuz himself to tide you over:
"join realm of uz or bad"

 

-1340
be in a guild so you can ruin the eco systems of other guilds, thats my reason for being in one

 

-1341

Oh I'm already in a guild. I just want epic realm title but idk what epic responsibility comes with it

 

-1342 attack as many big guilds as you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-1343

Ahh but I am simply a humble humble guild recruiter member. I do not partake in wars. I only do uhh, exist.