Community Event Wynn's Cursed Restauraunt

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Name: Perfectly legal Food
Dish type: Dessert
Description:
Do you want to make a horrid mistake just like those 3 guys in Fruma, well look no further than Perfectly Legal Food. Made with harvested delicacies stolen straight from Chef Hamsey’s supplier. With “Perfectly Legal” plants added to make a refreshing taste. Topped all on a sugar stick. (With an added human heart to make it more fresh). Side effects may include: loss of life
Recipe:
https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#12Y2Z2bB5B5279f91

Edited it to fix grammatical issues (haha brain go pop)

 

I updated my description to fix some of my braindead grammar issues (You should update it).

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Unironically some of these have decent stats

 

I might add a dish
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bumping so this thread doesnt die

 

Dish Name: Indigo Stew
Dish Type: uhm well it's a stew so put that where you will
Description: This flavourful stew is really just a Cyclone Blue sapling crushed into a fine powder and boiled in water, but . . . don't tell the customers that. Trade secrets, y'know?
Recipe: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#16L6L6L6L6L6L6s51

 

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Gunge-Gunge Soup
Soup
This perfectly slimy and sludged dish was designed to emulate the insidiousness of the Bluescape Archipelago (Or whatever its called.) It slows down your movement, demotivates you to do anything, and eventually will put your heart at a stop. All the while you have the aftertaste of slime and mud which is slowly corroding your body and erasing your evidence of your existence making you feel like you could do anything.
WynnCrafter (wynnbuilder.github.io)

 

Sweet and Sour and Spicy and Salty and Savory and Explosive Apple
sAppetizer
So many times we have split taste into sections, separating sensation and satisfaction into solitary spaces. But no more. We here at WCR have merged every possible flavor into one singular special. Subject yourself to this succulent mix of a sweet apple dipped in a special sauce specifically synthesized for this serving. Our secret sauce is a stew of specially selected specimens- a seabird's egg seasoned with salt, sour slime, and a searing fireball. Oh, and we used an explosive as an adhesive.
sRecipe:
- Lively Apple
- Seabird's Egg
- Salt
- Gelatinous Slime Chunk
- Active Fireball
- Organic Explosive

 

Cosmic Delight
Dessert
Sugar, more sugar, unstable cosmic energy, and a little teensy bit of a giant whale from the realm of light's heart. What could go wrong? Experience the biggest high of your life by eating a cosmic delight, which takes 7 bites to finish. Additionally, the resulting sugar rush is sure to make you bounce of the walls of whatever building you are in. Health and Safety Warning: You may become addicted to Cosmic Delight. Cosmic Delight reduces your ability to bounce back from illnesses. However, it doesn't stop you from bouncing off walls.
Cosmic Delight WynnCrafter (wynnbuilder.github.io)

 

Sorry y'all, just got back from a trip to Japan if you were wondering why your dishes weren't added to the menu. Anyways, I'll try to put your dishes on the menu as soon as possible!

 

the man actually supports my post wow

 

Dish Name: All Natural Hiking Food!

Dish type: Entree

Description: Are you sick of artificial sweeteners in your food? Well then you must try All Natural Hiking food!
Every single one of them was made in the wilderness with love and care! The crunch of the lizard's tail and the crystalized organs will set the tone
for a crunchy and gamey piece of meat! When combined with the tangy nectar, the taste tangy flavor is delightful!
The mashed insects and the dragonling egg give you some all-natural, protein to kick off your hike!

Warning: Illegal in Corkus, Gavel, Bloomi, and Fruma.

Recipe: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#11J1Q3YAJ513d9f91

 

@MangoThievery 's Madness
Fruit Bowl
The Troms jungle is known for it's mango production, as it is the only place in Wynn which has temperate enough climate. Mangoes are a staple and the tribesmen that live there often make delicious cuisine with it. Such an example are fruit bowls seasoned with an unknown spice, such as this recipe. One time, the guild leader of the Empire of Sindria came to visit the Troms area. He was so obsessed by the taste of it, he went ballistic, and went on to begin stealing mangoes from anywhere and everywhere. Somehow, he gained the power to be able to steal your mangoes just from knowing the GENERAL LOCATION OF WHERE YOU KEPT THEM. He even stole mangoes from the admin HeyZeer0, and never got them back. He then became the one true MangoThievery. Don't EVER tell him where you keep your mangoes,, and he is certainly NOT asking for a friend.

Recipe: https://wynndata

 

Please tell me the explosive part inSweet and Sour and Spicy and Salty and Savory and Explosive Apple isn't serious. Truse me, it could be. I've seen people put bombs in my drinks, clothes and books. ( in wynncraft)

 

Dish Name: Fleris Delights
Dish Type: Appetizer

Description: Well uhhh, we put the Flerisis in with a bunch of other things, but it looks like they all burned up. As a note, the Fleris are still alive, so don't mind the squishing about in your mouth. We had to get these from the Maex Black Market, so they did not come cheap.

Recipe: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#1BgBTBTBgBgBT9f91

 

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