Community Event Wynn's Cursed Restauraunt

Huge credit goes to @Zylanderr who inspired me to create this thread.​

Wynn's Cursed Restaurant
Hi guys, I'm EXLYeeto, the guy that created the forum game "letter count to victory." Today is the grand opening of Wynn's Cursed Restaurant, and you guys create the menu (I also can create dishes if I feel like it)! Try to make the most cursed dishes with the weirdest combination of ingredients!

Dish-creating template:

Dish Name:
Dish Type (appetizer, entree, dessert):
Description:
Recipe (use WynnCrafter or WynnData):

Abberant Appetizers:
Eggcelent Boiled (created by @Ampheross_)
Here's our own twist on the popular boiled snack, easy to make, popularized by traders around all the provinces. This dish is typically made with 2 types of eggs, but we went above and beyond to find 5 uncommon eggs for this appetizer.

Sweet and Sour and Spicy and Salty and Savory and Explosive Apple (created by @UppercaseSeven)
So many times we have split taste into sections, separating sensation and satisfaction into solitary spaces. But no more. We here at WCR have merged every possible flavor into one singular special. Subject yourself to this succulent mix of a sweet apple dipped in a special sauce specifically synthesized for this serving. Our secret sauce is a stew of specially selected specimens- a seabird's egg seasoned with salt, sour slime, and a searing fireball. Oh, and we used an explosive as an adhesive.

Strange Soup:
Sea Soup (created by @Ampheross_)
Taste the sea in this dish. From straight from the sea, to your mouth, you will not have a difficult time tasting the entirety of the sea in your tastebuds. The seagrass enhances the flavors of every other ingredient, while the mud makes this a unique dish that you have never experienced before. It's just like the ocean floor!

Riftwalker's Stew (created by @Etherweaver)
Surviving the endless expanses of the void, crossing strange portals to distant worlds, and fighting dark beasts in alien realms can be tiring work. Thankfully this hearty stew, made from various ingredients harvested from local Realms of Influence, is both nutritionally and magically rich, providing a much-needed boost to your stamina while also increasing your chance of finding valuable treasures on your next excursion offrealm. Just make sure that, in the case you’re preparing it yourself, your Toxxulous Ripper legs are nice and clean-you don’t want to be additionally poisoned by your last meal alongside the multiple lethal Dernic venoms already most likely running through your blood!

Indigo Stew (created by @Mardeknius)​

This flavourful stew is really just a Cyclone Blue sapling crushed into a fine powder and boiled in water, but . . . don't tell the customers that. Trade secrets, y'know?

Hearty Brain Stew (created by @AmbassadorDazz [MOD], Thanks for supporting Wynncraft!)
Contains copious helpings of mashed (and somewhat virulent) tentacles, chopped, some Avo Hearts, diced, and the horn of a Unicorn, ethically extracted and ground - to make a rich, flavorful and disgusting stew. The "brain" part comes from the fact that you'll feel slightly more intelligent, wise and... virulent, once you ingest this surprisingly delicious and easy to digest nausea-in-a-bowl.

Gunge-Gunge Soup (created by @Elytry)
This perfectly slimy and sludged dish was designed to emulate the insidiousness of the Bluescape Archipelago (Or whatever its called.) It slows down your movement, demotivates you to do anything, and eventually will put your heart at a stop. All the while you have the aftertaste of slime and mud which is slowly corroding your body and erasing your evidence of your existence making you feel like you could do anything.


Eerie Entrees:
Roast Wybel (created by @hmtn)
Savour the rich, smoky taste of victory. A prepared culinarian must cook this dish while still in the orange wybel's arena, combining fresh game with harvested taffy and roasting it with just a hint of salt and honey. Once you've skinned the carcass, re-add some hints of fur - orange wybel fluff is a delectable sweet, and adds just the right amount of lightness to the dish's palate to complete your mythic dining experience.

Kerasot Amalgamation (created by me)
Lexdale's Forbidden Prison is notorious for being one of the toughest, most strict prison in the world. Rowdy, misbehaving prisoners are served a mix of Kerasot Sporeheads harvested from around the Dark Forest, combined with the flesh of dead prisoners, crushed together to create a putrid, foul-smelling dish.

Seasoned Hydra (created by me)
"Festival goers! Come get the signature dish of the Red Festival! Eat the flesh of the Hydra, topped with some Red Mercury! Oh yeah, and it also explodes a bit in the mouth, and will 100% harm you!" - Festival Merchant, 787 AP

Siegfried's Special (created by @Penguinboy4)
You may know that Siegfried is the greatest adventurer Gavel has ever seen, but did you know he's also a spectacular cook? That's right! We had the honor of having the one and only Siegfried come to our kitchen and make this unique blend of flavors from all across the provinces for you to enjoy. Thanks to the masterful cooking work of the spectacular hero, we can say with pride that it is truly a dish like no other!

VERY Salted Salmon (created by @CatFan105)
Salted salmon with more salt. Not really much else to say here.


Decayed Desserts:
Return to Nature (created by @Ostainia)
Return to the earth this fall with our new chilling refresher!
Experience the cycle of death and rebirth right on your tongue. This icy dessert is perfect for the fall season with flavours that conjure up the feeling of being eaten alive by bacteria and worms. Comes with a choice of Maggots or Worms.
Can be served in a glass or bowl.
Warning: This dessert is not for the faint of heart!
*Consumption of this dish may result in plant growth lining the GI tract; this will shorten your life expectancy by several decades.
Let us know of any allergies you have.​

Nature's Carpet Cleaner (created by @Ostainia)
We do allow some substitutions in our new fall favourite, Return to Nature. We wish that people with allergies or other food restrictions* can enjoy and experience the feeling of being turned into dirt.
Ask our wait staff for a list of alternative ingredients or order Nature's Carpet Cleaner to get our new vegetarian friendly version of Return to Nature!
*Seeing that to acquire our ingredients many beasts must be slain, we sadly may never have a vegan option.
Requests for any other ingredient substitutions will be determined by the availability of the requested replacement.
More options may become available depending on demand.
Please note that this only applies to the dish Return to Nature. Other dishes may not have other alternatives. If you have any concerns don't be afraid to ask our wait staff for any clarification or assistance.

Illegal Fruit Salad (created by @Ampheross_)
Coming from Rymek, this fruit salad is made with illegally imported Miracle Berries. The Miracle Berries are what make this dessert shine, as they turn the Cherry Sapling from bitter to sweet like honey.

Lootrunner's Delight (created by @matheo000)
Lootrunning is probably one of the most tiering activity to do in your journey. This "hearthy" sweetness-filled meal ender will help you recover all this lost energy, almost as if a pair of wing sprouted out of your back to help you!
The sweeteness of the ibjub fruit combined with the acidity of the ivy sprout, covering the crunchiness of the toxxulous ripper leg, all filling an energetic real avo heart will help you with all kind of "runningaroundness".
The pair of iridescent elytras help with your stamina, so you can run around even faster and longer!

Perfectly Legal Food (created by @Luxury_dirt)
Do you want to make the similar mistake as those 3 guys in Fruma? Well, look no further than Perfectly Legal Food. Made with harvest delicacies stolen straight from Chef Hamsey’s supplier. Even with “Perfectly Legal” plants added to make a refreshing taste. Topped all on a sugar stick. (With an added human heart to make it more fresh). Side effects may include: loss of life

Cosmic Delight (created by @Elytry)​

Sugar, more sugar, unstable cosmic energy, and a little teensy bit of a giant whale from the realm of light's heart. What could go wrong? Experience the biggest high of your life by eating a cosmic delight, which takes 7 bites to finish. Additionally, the resulting sugar rush is sure to make you bounce of the walls of whatever building you are in. Health and Safety Warning: You may become addicted to Cosmic Delight. Cosmic Delight reduces your ability to bounce back from illnesses. However, it doesn't stop you from bouncing off walls.

Comboes:
Meat Lover's Delight with Flaming Slime Tonic (created by @Fiery_Mystery [MOD], Thanks for supporting Wynncraft!)
With the hunger of thousands of citizens across the province of Gavel many of Maltic's starving citizens have taken the route of finding new ingredients and spices to make into consumable and fulfilling substances.
One of these many subs- I mean Appetizers was the Meat Lover's Delight!
Before we start with the main course let's get a drink to really warm up the old bones and everyone knows you can work on an empty stomach.
The citizens of Maltic helping out in the corruption war had noticed there was a great deal of slime chunks left over on the soldiers’ armor so they saw this as an opportunity to offer a service to clean up the armor and salvage the slime they could gather up.
With the now acquired slime the citizens realized they need more than just gooey gelatinous slime (were looking at Yodbon and Glass blower merchant...), well the people thought about it for the time being. "Aren't there piles of undead outside the fortress of Ragni?" said one of the Maltic cooks.
It might have been a far shot of an idea but the town came to reason as it was a solution. With zombie brains now apparently on the menu they needed a way to neutralize the bad tastes and just bacteria in the fillet's and brains.
Since the pig's won't be needing the flowers anymore this has given an opportunity and a new light to use the nectar the same way bees use to make honey as a natural flavor and curing process as it might be better than that "lamb sauce" that one Chef keeps asking for. They thought to use the roots and petals as a herb for the drink with the spores as a spice.
With everything coming together now came the final challenge, cooking the meals. Well it just so happen this was the corruption war, and those corrupted's have a bad habit of leaving fire all over the Wynn plains so harvesting some plasma wasn't that big of deal.
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Update: A new dish type has been created due to the two soups created by @Ampheross_ and @Etherweaver, the Strange Soup category!

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Makes me actually want to do cooking. gl future Chef Hamseys!

 

ENTREE: ROAST WYBEL
Savour the rich, smoky taste of victory. A prepared culinarian must cook this dish while still in the orange wybel's arena, combining fresh game with harvested taffy and roasting it with just a hint of salt and honey. Once you've skinned the carcass, re-add some hints of fur - orange wybel fluff is a delectable sweet, and adds just the right amount of lightness to the dish's palate to complete your mythic dining experience.

https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#18v316o5D9j8t9f91
> Food Lv. 103-105 (3✫, 3✫)
> [Borange Fluff | Wybel Taffy
> Fresh Game | Salt
> Nivlan Honey | Blessed Heart]

 

Your dish has been added to the menu. Thank you for contributing to Wynn's Cursed Restaurant!

 

Dish Name: Sea Soup
Description: Taste the sea in this dish. From straight from the sea, to your mouth, you will not have a difficult time tasting the entirety of the sea in your tastebuds. The seagrass enhances the flavors of every other ingredient, while the mud makes this a unique dish that you have never experienced before. It's just like the ocean floor!
Recipe: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#18B2326988R8T7p91

 

Dessert: Return to Nature*
Return to the earth this fall with our new chilling refresher!
Experience the cycle of death and rebirth right on your tongue. This icy dessert is perfect for the fall season with flavours that conjure up the feeling of being eaten alive by bacteria and worms. Comes with a choice of Maggots or Worms.
Can be served in a glass or bowl.

Warning: This dessert is not for the faint of heart!
*Consumption of this dish may result in plant growth lining the GI tract; this will shorten your life expectancy by several decades.
Let us know of any allergies you have.
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> Food Lv. 70-73 [✫✫✫]
> Kerasot Sporehead | Chunky Ash
> Fungi Spores | Snow Heart
> Pig's Remains | Mashed Insect

Sorry I can't post links on the forum yet. Hope this is good enough though ^^;

 

yup all good all good

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Both of your dishes have been added to the menu. Thank you for contributing to Wynn's Cursed Restaurant!

 

is there larger variety of meat? or a vegetarian variant?

 

Soup: Riftwalker’s Stew
Surviving the endless expanses of the void, crossing strange portals to distant worlds, and fighting dark beasts in alien realms can be tiring work. Thankfully this hearty stew, made from various ingredients harvested from local Realms of Influence, is both nutritionally and magically rich, providing a much-needed boost to your stamina while also increasing your chance of finding valuable treasures on your next excursion offrealm. Just make sure that, in the case you’re preparing it yourself, your Toxxulous Ripper legs are nice and clean-you don’t want to be additionally poisoned by your last meal alongside the multiple lethal Dernic venoms already most likely running through your blood!
https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#1Bg3Y8X8X8vBg9f91

 

Your dish has been added to the menu. Thank you for contributing to Wynn's Cursed Restaurant!

 

First of all, thank you! When I first created this thread, I really didn't think it would be as successful as it currently is. The long wall of text is fine, I'll just cut down the description into a smaller piece of text.

 

Dish Name: Illegal Fruit Salad
Dish Type: Dessert
Description: Coming from Rymek, this fruit salad is made with illegally imported Miracle Berries. The Miracle Berries are what make this dessert shine, as they turn the Cherry Sapling from bitter to sweet like honey.
Recipe: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#16EB57o51404D7q91
> Food Lv. 80-83 (3✫, 3✫)
> [Cherry Sapling | Contraband Miracle Berry
> Mellow Mango | Tangy Nectar
> Ibjub Fruit | Lively Apple ]

Dish Name: Eggcelent Boiled
Dish Type: Appetizer
Description: Here's our own twist on the popular boiled snack, easy to make, popularized by traders around all the provinces. This dish is typically made with 2 types of eggs, but we went above and beyond to find 5 uncommon eggs for this appetizer.
Recipe: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#10n5F8B4X3V3d9f91
> Food Lv. 103-105 (3✫, 3✫)
> [ Egg | Sea Salt
> Seabird Egg | Penguin Egg
> Cortrich Eggs | Dragonling Egg]

 

Your dish has been added to the menu. Thank you for contributing to Wynn's Cursed Restaurant!

P.S. I genuinely thank you so much for creating a dish for my restaurant with your status as a mod of my favorite server :)

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ah yes, contraband berries and dragonling eggs. these dishes should be sold on letvus' black market :)

 

Dish Name: Siegfried's Special
Dish Type: Entree
Description: You may know that Siegfried is the greatest adventurer Gavel has ever seen, but did you know he's also a spectacular cook? That's right! We had the honor of having the one and only Siegfried come to our kitchen and make this unique blend of flavors from all across the provinces for you to enjoy. Thanks to the masterful cooking work of the spectacular hero, we can say with pride that it is truly a dish like no other!
Disclaimer: 85% of proceeds for the "Seigfried's Special" dish go to the Siegfried Corporation.
Recipe: https://wynnbuilder.github.io/crafter/#19-1k1j3C316E7q11
>Food Lv. 80-83 (1✫, 1✫)
>[ Royal Cake Slice | Pig's Remains
>Pigman Meat | Beef Tongue
>Wybel Taffy | Cherry Sapling ]

 

Dish Name: very salted salmon
Dish Type entree
Description: salted salmon with more salt
Recipe https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/crafter/#1AB5D5D5D5D5D9f91

 

I have a new goal in life and it's to make all of these recipes in Wynncraft at some point. (maybe even real life?? 0-0 hmmm....)

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We do allow some substitutions in our new fall favourite, Return to Nature. We wish that people with allergies or other food restrictions* can enjoy and experience the feeling of being turned into dirt.​

Ask our wait staff for a list of alternative ingredients or order Nature's Carpet Cleaner to get our new vegetarian friendly version of Return to Nature!

Ingredients for Nature's Carpet Cleaner:
> Kerasot Sporehead | Chunky Ash
> Fungi Spores | Snow Heart
> Seagrass new! | Dernic Parasite new!
Comes with Hairy Tofu cut to look like maggots and worms.
Can be served in a glass or bowl.

*Seeing that to acquire our ingredients many beasts must be slain, we sadly may never have a vegan option.

Requests for any other ingredient substitutions will be determined by the availability of the requested replacement
More options may become available depending on demand
Please note that this only applies to the dish Return to Nature. Other dishes may not have other alternatives. If you have any concerns don't be afraid to ask our wait staff for any clarification or assistance.

 

very much perfect, thanks! can't wait to visit the restaurant when I am off-duty!

we do not talk about that part

 

All of your dishes have been added to the menu. Thank you all for contributing to Wynn's Cursed Restaurant!

 

Dish name: Lootrunner's Delight

Dish type: Dessert

Description: Lootrunning is probably one of the most tiering activity to do in your journey. This "hearthy" sweetness-filled meal ender will help you recover all this lost energy, almost as if a pair of wing sprouted out of your back to help you!

The sweeteness of the ibjub fruit combined with the acidity of the ivy sprout, covering the crunchiness of the toxxulous ripper leg, all filling an energetic real avo heart will help you with all kind of "runningaroundness".
The pair of iridescent elytras help with your stamina, so you can run around even faster and longer!

Recipe: (No link because I don't have 10 posts yet)
- Throbbing Avo Heart
- Ibjub Fruit
- Ivy Sprout
- Iridescent Elytra x2
- Toxxulous Ripper's Legs