Wynncraft is SAVAGE for a "kids" game

1. Pirate Quest: Requires you to clean up 8 dead bodies

2. Some Npcs are racist, (they insult you for being a human), (but like really how do they logically even know guns exist (Dado Dialogue)).

3.For a quest: you sneak in and assassinate a traitor chief.

4. Grave Robbing: For a quest: You retrieve a will from a grave and rob it.

5. EVERYTHING in this world wants to kill you, even normally benign creatures like owls and cats are out for you.

6. Update; Grave Mistake Quest, Hollow Serenity (Do I even NEED to explain this)

7. A painter paints with their own blood (actually kinda funny)

8. Update; READ THE EULA CHANGES (Content that's not fit for 10 year olds won't fly; also unrelated: minecraft once took a map off the minecon store ONLY because it had 1 section where you stole something that's it.)

 

wait how is wynn a kids game what who said that it was a kids game-

 

"Kids" Game

 

Let’s not forget the part from Memory Paranoia where a villager rips out his wife’s heart and incinerates her corpse. You know, for kids!

 

I mean it’s not like the game has realistic graphics or models lol

As long as you don’t explicitly show blood or cursing you can get away with a lot in kids media. Take FNAF for instance; it boggles my mind to this day how FNAF is such a popular kid’s franchise when the whole premise is about a guy killing kids and stuffing their corpses into animatronics… just fun family friendly stuff!

 

I feel like many of what could be the worst parts are more or less glossed over, like that lari would have to drag dullahan’s headless corpse through a cave to resurrect him

 

Man I sure do love it when I inhale toxic gases that give a canary jumpscare that presumably has the emotions of a guy who got shoved to his death by his closest friend.

Oh, who could forget the silly and goofy lore of the exemplar, a malformed being that forcibly assimilates those who only find purpose in revering it.

And oh golly who doesn't want their liver stolen by a bug with an unstable genome!

classic kids content

 

wait till you reach level 100

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ahem ahem.
BILE WILL RUN FROM YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR LUNGS WILL CRYSTALLIZE.

 

i love feeding my friends body parts to a giant worm

 

Me too Im also out for you

 

Also the guy who's turning innocent people into iron golems, and how you later have to help him continue turning people into iron golems by assassinating someone.

 

the assassination never actually happens, its just a test from Orphion that you hallucinate

 

what about our psychedelic mushroom shenanigans with yahya? we're druggies

 

It isn't a kids game, NPCs swear every two seconds.
(Although I do know kids who play it.)

 

No offense, but you could NOT have picked tamer examples for dark Wynncraft scenarios

Have you even seen anything that happens after those

 

Just wait until he gets to RoL 2, 3, 4, & 5

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There are no psychedelic mushroom shenanigans with yahya in the fruman walls
There are no psychedelic mushroom shenanigans with yahya in the fruman walls
There are no psychedelic mushroom shenanigans with yahya in the fruman walls

 

+ the entire D&D questline and hollow serenity

 

I still find it funny how this guy made a post about how edgy and dark and explicit Wynncraft's content is and then proceeds to to post what might be the most kid-friendly quests in the game

They are absolutely going to faint from shock post level 50

 

Kander Forest literally has a subbiome that's a bunch of mass graves full of deathless flesh and decrepit corpses

 

The Wynncraft endgame right now is just Lovecraftian horror.