Media Status Report

Greetings once again.
Unlike last time, I shall make things brief. Well, I'll try.

The good news are that Project "MEDIA" Rank has successfully commenced.
Here, a link to the channel.
I shall now begin experimentation with the algorithm, trying to find what sticks and what doesn't.
In the meantime I recommend giving the videos a quick watch. Tell me what you think should change.

Spoiler: Interlude

If you checked the channel chances are you've seen the creature that inhabits the profile picture.
Pretty cool, isn't it?
This brief video talks about the creation process and overall mentality behind her design. Trust me on this one.
Watch in fullscreen for a better experience.

Well, as you can see the videos haven't been performing stellarly. It's a start, that's for sure. Reaching the likeness of the Media rank will take a while.
Currently, I need your help.
I plan on making a slightly longer video, and I want you people to choose the topic.
Feel free to make suggestions, I'm listening.

Here are some themes I've thought about:

Spoiler: Reviewing other Wynn Youtubers' content

Simple and mostly easy. I just take some videos off Youtube and make comments/roasts. This video would most likely use the "uwu girl" TTS voice

Spoiler: Project "MEDIA" Rank in video form

The original Forums post.
Some information would have to be cut, but I'd be able to more easily express the thoughts I had while writing it.
Could solidify the omnipresence of our rebellion.

Spoiler: Wynncraft Waifu Tier List

This one is sure to stir controversy. Perfect for the Youtube algorithm.
Don't worry, I'd include Aledar in the video.

Spoiler: Commentary of the Road to Dern leak

I'll be honest, I've always wanted to talk about this. It's a relatively famous leak of the Silent Expanse from 2018. The problem is that in the rules it's explicitly banned to talk about leaked content. Although everything shown in the leak is now present in-game this is still a risky subject to talk about.
This video would be preceded by a Forums post where I would collect testimonies regarding the event.

That's all I have to say for today.
Always remember what your purpose is, soldier. We are fighting to save our beautiful community from fate's wretched goal. We mustn't yield under any circumstance.

 

I'm sorry but I have genuinely no clue what this is about or what the end goal is

 

Ah. I see, I see...
Worry not, as our operation grows in magnitude our intentions shall become clearer.
For now, all you need to know is that we beseech Wynncraft's safeguard.
Think about it this way: Wynncraft is a garden.

Normally, only gardeners take care of the plants, they have the tools to do so, after all.
However, in the case that the gardeners refuse their job, the garden will just end up wilting.
This is the case with Wynncraft.
There are many ways to take care of a garden, though. Such as through fertilizers.
Animals like cats are able to fertilize the ground through their own excrement.
Therefore, our plan is to become the cat, then defecate all over Wynncraft.

We hope this explanation has been comprehensive.

 

well i do thing im subbing

 

I’m guessing it’s part of the ARG they’re making across the forums, as seen in Nemract’s Bar

 

I feel like I should point out that cat fæces isn't necessarily good for growing plants in a garden because of the communicable diseases.

 

oh NOW you tell me

 

Hello, I have once again returned.
Forgive me for my absence, but it would seem as though I have been inlaid with a curse of fatigue, possibly by the evil Wynncraft conservatives.
As many of you may know, the trailer for the brand new update has been released.
Hoping to milk off the hype, I managed to push out this video
However, other users who had access to the MEDIA rank were given early access to the update, being able to put out content at the same time the trailer dropped.
This is clearly a ploy by the staff members to reduce my views, thwarting our plans in regards to liberating Wynncraft.

Now, about the next video poll:
The results are clear, I shall be covering the leak of the old Road to Dern.
However, things get a little tricky. To cover my bases, I must ask a staff member if I can discuss such a topic.
The current plan is to snipe a random moderator and send them a message on the Forums, while they're online.
Being singled out, and therefore disconnected from the hivemind, it's more likely that they'll give a more satisfactory answer.

Until then I shall work hard to deliver contest of the highest quality.
or not
im tired

Alas, we shall depart now, my fierce soldiers.

 

I realy dont understand if this a joke or not

 

aaaaa I can't be doing 2 ARGs at once
give me an indeterminate amount of time

 

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