Media THE one and only UZB TIMES (ISSUE 3 JUST DROPPED)

For the next TWO ISSUES of the UZB Times, advertisements will be ON SALE! Only 100 Emeralds for an advertisement in the 3rd or 4th issue of the UZB Times!



(WILL THIS GET YOU PEOPLE TO BUY ADS FINALLY)


also I just realized that there was a mistake in the post. we are very high-quality here at the UZB times

 

id like to buy some i tjink

 

bumping this before issue #3 comes out (soon)

 

Soon better be pretty damn soon

 

bumping this before issue #3 comes out (soon™)

 

unnecessary bump but issue #3 did just drop

 

I believe that I put the new Forgis on the Jeep.

 

literally a lie

 

Me purposely spreading misinformation online

 

Hello yes this is the bump police I found this thread trespassing on the second page of the forums

 

bump
issue 4 might take a bit, seeing as everyone is away during the summer
and by "everyone" I mean "me"

 

every page except for one is a different width from the last

 

We here at the UZB times are very professional professionals who do NOT take screenshots of a Google doc and post them to the forums without editing them

 

For this next issue of the UZB Times, we have a very special offer. On top of the 28-emerald discount, we have ANOTHER 2EB discount
for issue #4 (coming soon), it costs -28 emeralds to 'buy' an ad
we are literally paying you to advertise in our paper

come on, this HAS to work

 

Hmm yes hmm I love advertisements indeed.
How could an eloquent gentleman like me obtain one of these ads?

 

yeah just msg me with what the ad is gonna say (you have a 420 character limit)

 

ooh i want one for absolutely no reason

 

dm me for an ad (here or on disc mardeknius#0150)

 

Bump, trust me we’ll get issue 4 out soon enough (also 5 at this point)