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Media THE one and only UZB TIMES (ISSUE 3 JUST DROPPED)

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  1. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    For the next TWO ISSUES of the UZB Times, advertisements will be ON SALE! Only 100 Emeralds for an advertisement in the 3rd or 4th issue of the UZB Times!



    (WILL THIS GET YOU PEOPLE TO BUY ADS FINALLY)


    also I just realized that there was a mistake in the post. we are very high-quality here at the UZB times
     
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    Endistic Acolyte Enjoyer HERO

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    id like to buy some i tjink
     
  3. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    bumping this before issue #3 comes out (soon)
     
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    Nero101X My contract with Wynncraft is complete. CHAMPION

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    Soon better be pretty damn soon
     
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    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    bumping this before issue #3 comes out (soon™)
     
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  6. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    unnecessary bump but issue #3 did just drop
     
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    Nero101X My contract with Wynncraft is complete. CHAMPION

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    I believe that I put the new Forgis on the Jeep.
     
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    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    literally a lie
     
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    Nero101X My contract with Wynncraft is complete. CHAMPION

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    Me purposely spreading misinformation online
     
  10. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    Hello yes this is the bump police I found this thread trespassing on the second page of the forums
     
  11. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    bump
    issue 4 might take a bit, seeing as everyone is away during the summer
    and by "everyone" I mean "me"
     
  12. person614

    person614 idk what im doin with my life

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    every page except for one is a different width from the last
     
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    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    We here at the UZB times are very professional professionals who do NOT take screenshots of a Google doc and post them to the forums without editing them
     
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  14. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    For this next issue of the UZB Times, we have a very special offer. On top of the 28-emerald discount, we have ANOTHER 2EB discount
    for issue #4 (coming soon), it costs -28 emeralds to 'buy' an ad
    we are literally paying you to advertise in our paper

    come on, this HAS to work
     
  15. Epic_Chonker

    Epic_Chonker Well-Known Adventurer

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    Hmm yes hmm I love advertisements indeed.
    How could an eloquent gentleman like me obtain one of these ads?
     
  16. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    yeah just msg me with what the ad is gonna say (you have a 420 character limit)
     
  17. person614

    person614 idk what im doin with my life

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    ooh i want one for absolutely no reason
     
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    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    dm me for an ad (here or on disc mardeknius#0150)
     
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    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    Bump, trust me we’ll get issue 4 out soon enough (also 5 at this point)
     
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